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Welcome to Great Humbermead!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 233
  • Children: 35.19% (82)
  • Elderly: 7.73% (18)

Racial Breakdown

  • 153 troglodyte (65.6%)
  • 41 kobold (17.5%)
  • 18 lizardfolk (7.7%)
  • 12 goblin (5.1%)
  • 5 bugbear (2.1%)
  • 3 drow (1.2%)
  • 1 other (0.4%)

Misc.

  • 1 Districts
  • 3 Businesses
  • 3 Specialists
  • 26 Residences

Summary [-]

Great Humbermead is a hamlet in the Chammou Region with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest hamlet is sparsely populated (431/sq km), covers 0.54 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 829 meters.

Climate [-]

Great Humbermead has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are soft and the temperature is generally chilly with moderate variation. Precipitation is heavy, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

Great Humbermead sees a single star overhead: Najub, an average orange star. Great Humbermead also has no moons. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: an imposing galaxy that has been around for millenia.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 3 roads leading to Great Humbermead; 1 road is major. The city is lined with muddy cobblestone paths in a ray pattern.

Districts [-]

The city includes a civic district.

Government [-]

Great Humbermead is governed through an oligarchy, where control is exercised by a small group of individuals whose authority generally is based on wealth or power. The government as a whole is seen as horribly inefficient. Officials in Great Humbermead are often seen as virtuous and the policies are ridiculed. The political influence of Great Humbermead in the region is enduring due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population cowers in fear.

Leader [-]

Great Humbermead is ruled by President Gozkaro. The President has been in power for several decades and is hated by the people. There is forceful opposition to the President and policies. The right to rule was granted by appointment, and that power is maintained through vague threats and a constant state of fear.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by an organized crime bosses, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by a magistrate, with a common punishment being torture.

Crime [-]

Crime is unusual. The most common crime is treason. The imprisonment rate is 0.86% of the population (2 adults).

Military [-]

Great Humbermead has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 32 citizens (14%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 16 (7.25%). Of the active duty military, 1 (4%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and lack of defensible wall, Great Humbermead is tolerably fortified. Great Humbermead fighters are respected for their use of throwing daggers in battle. They are revered for their rigid formations and are considered poorly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Great Humbermead is currently crumbling.

Resources [-]

Great Humbermead is known for the following resources:

  • Clay banks that are hunted by kittens. One might find a chest containing kitten mittens in a well.
  • Vast spider clusters that are avoided by children.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Long, long ago in a city far, far away, the villagers of Holy Clarkains lived happily. Things were quiet, but one day a spirit named Xret Evildoom destroyed a nearby village. The villagers tried to stop the spirit, but were caught. Along came a attentive orc named Ghosharg Headsnapper, who was a valiant knight. Ghosharg had an idea to slay the spirit by causing a distraction while others struck. When Ghosharg Headsnapper faced the spirit, Ghosharg Headsnapper defeated Xret Evildoom and was killed in the process.
  • Legends tell of Abarim's Cauldron, a possessed cauldron with the ability to grant wishes. It disappeared after an attack by bandits.

Events [-]

Great Humbermead is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • A passing Adept is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Dubel Oxsnout.
  • Help Needed: Bounty for toads, dead or alive. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Delnalthil Eythersworn.
  • wine tester wanted. Reward is a priceless heirloom. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Kilrc to learn more.
  • Required: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Haavarssa Waveshine.
  • bats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Mild danger may be involved. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Joey Rosehouse for further details.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a secret. Contact Daves Staleton.
  • Help! Need a change of pace? saddle tester wanted. Reward available. Experienced professionals only. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Throrin Steelback.

People [-]

The people in Great Humbermead are critical of outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Rat is a male kobold who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled tavern. He appears violent.
  • Tmeb Foulwiser is a male goblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned illuminator. He appears accusatory.
  • Gwatlleu Mistgazer is a male drow who is known in the world as being a mediocre grocer. He appears boastful.
  • Yerzin heh Khalal is a male lizardfolk who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled tilemaker. He appears boastful.
  • Fillentel Melithears is a female drow who is known in that part of town as being a skilled bounty hunter. She appears jaded.
  • Brun Dreadhand is a male bugbear who is known in the world as being a mocked painter. He appears drunken.
  • Shubdor Bonekiller is a female bugbear who is known in the region as being a decent hatmaker. She appears helpful.
  • Larlaniyn Evenrunner is a male drow who is known in that part of town as being a legendary leatherworker. He appears intimidating.
  • Gozs is a female troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent watercarrier. She appears nihilistic.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Khasub Skullnor, a nervous male bugbear. He is a druid who is doing something nefarious.
  • Dagiki Youngkan, a fashion concious female minotaur. She is a bard who is seeing the city.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Great Humbermead:

  • The Mended Crate Barrels [+]
  • The Drowned Axe Jewelers [+]
  • The Fawning Rouge Inc. [+]
  • The Gray Dog Inc. [+]
  • The Beefy Toad Shoppe [+]
  • The Twisted Rooster Builders [+]
  • The Last Road Hatters [+]
  • The Green Weasels Pots [+]
  • The Sloppy Silver Study [+]