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Welcome to Upper Clintwell!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 4,159
  • Children: 26.45% (1,100)
  • Elderly: 14.23% (592)

Racial Breakdown

  • 1,835 gnome (44.1%)
  • 1,140 human (27.4%)
  • 774 half-elf (18.6%)
  • 229 dwarf (5.5%)
  • 138 elf (3.3%)
  • 43 other (1%)

Misc.

  • 4 Districts
  • 129 Businesses
  • 588 Specialists
  • 506 Residences

Summary [-]

Upper Clintwell is a large town in the Cenman Domain with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile large town is densely populated (8,217/sq km), covers 0.51 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 805 meters.

Climate [-]

Upper Clintwell has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally mild with minor variation. Precipitation is minor, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Upper Clintwell sees a single star overhead: Bekun, an average white star. Upper Clintwell also has a single moon: Charo, an average light blue moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a crumbling rubble wall that is 2 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 3.47 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 6 roads leading to Upper Clintwell; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with crude cobblestone streets in an organic pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, prison, professional, and port.

Government [-]

Upper Clintwell is governed through a totalitarian government, where the government subordinates individuals by controlling all political and economic matters, as well as the attitudes, values, and beliefs. The government as a whole is seen as minimally competent. Officials in Upper Clintwell are often seen as the epitome corruption and the policies are respected. The political influence of Upper Clintwell in the region is consistent due to racial tensions. In times of crisis, the population turns against itself.

Leader [-]

Upper Clintwell is ruled by Czar Zus Bladecutter. The Czar has been in power for decades and is respected by the people. There is forceful opposition to the Czar and policies. The right to rule was granted by hereditary succession, and that power is maintained through the acclaim of the nobles.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by an organized crime bosses, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by a council, with a common punishment being community service.

Crime [-]

Crime is common. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 0.24% of the population (10 adults).

Military [-]

Upper Clintwell has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 540 citizens (13%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 311 (7.5%). Of the active duty military, 24 (4.5%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and crumbling wall, Upper Clintwell is spectacularly fortified. Upper Clintwell fighters are ridiculed for their use of light crossbows in battle. They are mocked for their guerrilla warfare and are considered admirably skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Upper Clintwell is currently unwavering.

Resources [-]

Upper Clintwell is known for the following resources:

  • A new cave inhabited by carnivorous kangaroos that are visited frequently by children. Somoeone said someone found piles of penis sheathes buried near there.
  • A haunted cave inhabited by poisonous kangaroos that are feared by locals. Kurm Ghosttgloom said rumors tell of a chest containing iron maidens in a nearby pit.
  • An ancient shrine inhabited by tame quails that are hunted by children. Kiltra said the locals speak of piles of diamonds hidden around somewhere.
  • An old tower inhabited by vampire cormorants that are visited frequently by witches. One might find a chest containing platinum buried near there.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Once upon a time, the constable of Lakenac thrived. Things were quiet, but one day a demon named Vessth destroyed a nearby village. The constable tried to kill Vessth, but were caught. Along came a apologetic half-orc named Thramm Bonecracker, who was an expert bowman. Thramm had a plan to trick the demon by using magic to banish it. When Thramm Bonecracker faced the demon, Thramm Bonecracker defeated Vessth.
  • Legends tell of Lat's Mirror, a special mirror with the capability to grant wishes. It hasn't reappeared in years.
  • Long, long ago in a city far, far away, a minotaur named Blorc lingered in the countryside during the summer solstice. Commoners say that if you touch him, you will die within 24 hours.

Events [-]

Upper Clintwell is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with a land deed. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Discretion required. Contact Elhzer.
  • Abalenlas Fairhand has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Opportunity to earn a title. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Cogrinine Buncebones.
  • Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a secret. Contact Mickry Tramerton to learn more.
  • Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Gwahiassa Goldglow for more information.
  • Someone stole my ring of Cerobleh. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Daney Francord.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome imps required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Cargles Triggerfuel.
  • A passing Wizard is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Mild danger may be involved. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Nbods Metaldamn for more details.
  • I'm looking for rare beaky brain monsters, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Xtunk Nightstomach.
  • Someone stole my holy symbol. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Nhubgsh Necknor.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Paladin seeks apprentice. Experienced professionals only. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Mhoggorg Armkiller.
  • I have beaky brain monsters in my basement, plz halp! Reward available. Contact Cak.
  • I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward available. Contact Darrigthil Floralbreeze if intrigued.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Joes Goodhews.

People [-]

The people in Upper Clintwell are critical of outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Illlaniyn Rootwake is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled shipwright. She appears drunken.
  • Cot Thermobun is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled deputy. She appears forgetful.
  • Jamry Castworth is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled sage. She appears impatient.
  • Elnalthil Goldseeker is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a mediocre potter. She appears smitten.
  • Filleninne Arkeneaears is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted fishmonger. He appears healthy.
  • Cotina Cogglefiz is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled mercer. He appears jolly.
  • Skaag Pearlboot is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled teacher. She appears idealistic.
  • Dane Whitewell is a male human who is known in the world as being a decent harness maker. He appears gluttonous.
  • Chanalssa Shadowsight is a female elf who is known in the region as being a decent barber. She appears jolly.
  • Filnalthil Hawksun is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled innkeeper. She appears apologetic.
  • Jame Southan is a male human who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled bookseller. He appears homesick.
  • Haalanlleu Ousseasinger is a male elf who is known in the region as being a decent barber. He appears quiet.
  • Jame Roberthews is a male human who is known in the region as being a decent bowyer. He appears contrarian.
  • Carkey Electrofuel is an androgynous gnome who is known in the city as being a skilled butcher. It appears unreliable.
  • Jame Greensone is a female human who is known in the region as being a skilled bucklemaker. She appears solemn.
  • Dav Simones is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a renowned soldier. She appears conspirational.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Brodor Paperriver, a lovelorn male dwarf. He is a fighter who is fleeing an abusive lover.
  • Mickey Barey, a boastful male human. He is a rogue who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
  • Tomgan Greasefuel, a treasure-obsessed female gnome. She is a fighter who is traveling the world as a missionary.
  • Mick Bensone, a thick female human. She is a commoner who is cleaning out a slum.
  • Ernalava Dewwaker, a prejudiced male elf. He is a barbarian who is traveling the world as a missionary.
  • El Homeone, an apologetic male halfling. He is a warrior who is doing something nefarious.
  • Ai Tinkerbolt, a boastful male gnome. He is a wizard who is here to destroy a misconception.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Upper Clintwell:

  • The Wet Three Meat House [+]
  • The Orange Hops Charcoalers [+]
  • The Dirty Hen City Guard [+]
  • The Severed Oarhouse Saw Mill [+]
  • The Fired Nomad . [+]
  • The Tired Cavern Supplies [+]
  • The Blabbering House Inc. [+]
  • The Black Imps Inc. [+]
  • The Refuge Rouge Inc. [+]
  • The Drinking Hall Arena [+]
  • The Cloven Frog Inc. [+]
  • The Sleeping Horse Inc. [+]
  • The Severed Dog Lumber Mill [+]
  • The Elegant Elves Shop [+]
  • The Lonely Cesspit Inc. [+]
  • The Yellow Maiden Dumping Ground [+]