Welcome to Bad Galatow!

Bad Galatow is known for the following resources:

• Carnivorous chinchilla colonies that are visited frequently by gru.
• An ancient battle field inhabited by vampire chinchillas that are avoided by zombies.
• Rare beaver colonies that are avoided by unicorns. Klonrrl said one might dig up a chest containing kitten mittens in a nearby pit.
• Huge vampire clam beds that are visited frequently by witches. One might find bags of penis sheathes in a well.
• Dangerous scorpion beds that are avoided by locals. Somoeone said someone found a chest containing saphires in a well.
• Pigment banks that are avoided by kittens. Hilly Burrowsleaf said somoeone said someone found bags of saphires buried near there.
• Magical bee hives that are hunted by townspeople.

• Needed: Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a secret. References required. Contact James Storell.
• Need a change of pace? Sorcerer seeks apprentice. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Yerssen seh Ghezor.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will pay in gold. Contact Gozkaro.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Experienced professionals only. Will owe you a huge favor. May include some hazards. Contact Pobel Oxfang if intrigued.
• A passing Sorcerer is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward available. Contact Gubal Bearfang if interested.
• Bored? I'm looking for rare grigs, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Khalzor teh Yeral.
• Bored? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Special attire required. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Dosh Boarnut.
• Fighter seeks apprentice. Will reward you with valuable information. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Madr Ghosttdoom.
• Required: co-ed mud-wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Must be quick on your feet. May include some hazards. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Hallentel Windshine.
• Required: Bored? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Tormida Rocketfuel.
• Looking for work? Missing lucky stone. We suspect carniverous butterflies are the culprit. Will pay in gold. Contact Ghezin seh Khalal.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rust rats required. Mild danger may be involved. Reward available. Contact Throdal Ironcloak.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Serious inquiries only. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Dellanava Heartbow if interested.
• Help Wanted: Someone stole my holy symbol. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Kods Laughhand.
• Help Wanted: A passing Druid is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with a land deed. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Elhzer.
• Needed: Expert seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Tmzar Greatmurder.
• Bored? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will pay in gold. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Rit.
• Need a change of pace? Require an instructor learned in alchemy to tutor my child. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Rugkasr Metalmouth.
• Bored? I have imps in my basement, plz halp! Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Shushug Armsnapper.
• Require an instructor learned in astrology to tutor my child. References required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Kzadr Giantwiser.
• Required: Require an instructor learned in local lore to tutor my child. Reward is a secret. Contact Filellai Keensun.

• Adavarssa Oakglow is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a mocked sheriff. She appears accusatory.
• Trolbub Moknor is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled specialty smith. She appears lonely.
• Cerine Lagrannon is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a mocked shipwright. She appears loud.
• Anlak is a male troglodyte who is known in the city as being a renowned locksmith. He appears self-obsessed.
• Jamic Berliffe is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent leatherworker. She appears helpful.
• Genlonverani Wildnon is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a decent laborer. She appears self-obsessed.
• Danic Bernaett is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled mercenary. She appears sick.
• Ghubbub Skullbreaker is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled wagoneer. She appears fashion concious.
• Cyrana Orsplitter is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a decent professor. She appears solemn.
• Foosiki Orsplitter is a female minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre handyman. She appears nihilistic.
• Elhra is a female troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted scribe. She appears jolly.
• Gozka is a female troglodyte who is known in the city as being a decent priest. She appears spiteful.
• Hesose Oatspire is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled bookseller. She appears nosy.
• Don Brocroft is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled potter. She appears lovelorn.
• Jamic Clayin is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked innkeeper. She appears insecure.
• Mickes Smithston is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent jeweler. He appears cautious.
• Jamry Tramtt is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a renowned pastrycook. She appears apologetic.
• Dane Maridge is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled interpreter. He appears intimidated.
• Elaartaen Auvreashield is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled baker. He appears territorial.
• Tilra is a female troglodyte who is known in the world as being a mediocre engineer. She appears patriotic.
• Darartiyn Starwaker is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled leatherworker. She appears jaded.
• Jam VanRosenford is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted tailor. She appears smitten.
• Dav Clayworth is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked baker. He appears nervous.
• Anka is a female troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled deputy. She appears gosipy.
• Jedga Entragath is a male minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a gifted tavern. He appears outlandish.
• Vothg is a male troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled sage. He appears lovelorn.

• Bibbud Legnor, a pacifistic male half-orc. He is a bard who is seeking honest work.
• Estetra Darkkan, a mocking female minotaur. She is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Joic Franll, a clumsy male half-elf. He is a commoner who is seeing the world.
• Belrigtel Stareye, an accusatory female half-elf. She is a wizard who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Dav Stanick, a forgetful female half-elf. She is an expert who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Doney Andrman, a thick female half-elf. She is a commoner who is traveling with an important person.
• Donic Marill, a fashion concious male half-elf. He is an adept who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Mick Brine, a pacifistic female human. She is a fighter who is fleeing the law.
• Surps, an accusatory male troglodyte. He is a rogue who is finding a long-lost sibling.
• Elhzer, a forbidding female troglodyte. She is a fighter who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Dutgzog Mokcracker, a skeptical female half-orc. She is a sorcerer who is finding a missing friend.

These establishments worthy of mention in Bad Galatow:

• The Dew Iron Guard House [+] The Dew Iron Guard House is a large, clean-looking barrack. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, two windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a nihilistic half-elf named Dave Chrisstone. The barrack is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you smell sweat and beer, you see bunk beds and lockers, and you hear voices. There are 2 customers in the barrack. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fat Cloak Inc. [+] The Fat Cloak Inc. is a normal sized, orderly-looking tile shop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, round windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an intimidated half-elf named Dones Brocroft. The tile shop is known for fair prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 4 customers in the tile shop. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Puking Elf Locksmith [+] The Puking Elf Locksmith is a huge, damp-looking locksmith. The building faces east with small windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a loud minotaur named Basurg Dawnvidol. The locksmith is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 3 customers in the locksmith. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Glaring Hall Inc. [+] The Glaring Hall Inc. is a normal sized, disgusting-looking weaponshop. The building faces southeast with small windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by an exhausted troglodyte named Ghrikaro. The weaponshop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the weaponshop. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Flabby Beer [+] The Flabby Beer is a large, cluttered-looking ropemaker. The building faces northwest with clean windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an egotistical troglodyte named Ceezer. The ropemaker is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 4 customers in the ropemaker. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Forsaken Urchin General Goods [+] The Forsaken Urchin General Goods is a large, neat-looking trading post. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, two windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a guarded half-elf named Ilyvarthil Aleansorrow. The trading post is known for very high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 4 customers in the trading post. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Green Knife Ceramics [+] The Green Knife Ceramics is a small, dusty-looking pottery. The building faces south with dirty windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a skeptical half-orc named Done Benhews. The pottery is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 4 customers in the pottery. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Dirty Maiden City Guard [+] The Dirty Maiden City Guard is a small, clean-looking barrack. The building faces north with two windows, a roof made from tile, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a mocking troglodyte named Gozra. The barrack is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you smell sweat and beer, you hear voices, and you see bunk beds and lockers. There is 1 customer in the barrack. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Burning Turkey Postal Service [+] The Burning Turkey Postal Service is a huge, packed-looking post office. The building faces northwest with small windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a lovelorn half-orc named Zhogg Backripper. The post office is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the post office. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Tipsy Cloak Supplies [+] The Tipsy Cloak Supplies is a huge, filthy-looking chandlery shop. The building faces southeast with a split wood storefront, no windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a healthy minotaur named Xaininand Zhais. The chandlery shop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the chandlery shop. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Crooked Peacock Inc. [+] The Crooked Peacock Inc. is a small, clean-looking smokehouse. The building faces east with no windows, a roof made from turf, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an easily offended half-elf named Aeshialas Wishwaker. The smokehouse is known for very high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the smokehouse. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Frosted Elves Shrine [+] The Frosted Elves Shrine is a typical sized, cluttered-looking church. The building faces southwest with a split wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and barred windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a gambling troglodyte named Ghrika. The church is known for minimal prices for the long prayers there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you hear rhythmic chanting, you see people walking around in a daze, and you smell scent of oil. There are 5 customers in the church. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Musty Wagon Inc. [+] The Musty Wagon Inc. is a typical sized, dirty-looking tavern. The building faces east with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from slate, and clean windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a patriotic troglodyte named Elhka. The tavern is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 4 customers in the tavern. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Elven Hops Money Lenders [+] The Elven Hops Money Lenders is a large, cluttered-looking bank. The building faces northeast with round windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a jaded half-orc named Mitgorg Skullbreaker. The bank is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see and empty counter with bars in front of it, you hear muffled voices from the back, and you smell earth. There are 2 customers in the bank. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Sloppy Jane Textiles [+] The Sloppy Jane Textiles is a huge, filthy-looking mercer. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, round windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an efficient half-elf named Gwatthil Dirthsorrow. The mercer is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 4 customers in the mercer. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Bunk Leatherworks [+] The Burly Bunk Leatherworks is a normal sized, tidy-looking leathershop. The building faces northeast with small windows, a roof made from thatch, and a mud storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an exhausted half-orc named Khusog Skullcrusher. The leathershop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the leathershop. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Black Fireplace Inc. [+] The Black Fireplace Inc. is a large, orderly-looking law enforcement. The building faces southeast with clean windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a resentful half-elf named Adaellava Aleariver. The law enforcement is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There is 1 customer in the law enforcement. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Slumbering Darkroot Public Library [+] The Slumbering Darkroot Public Library is a large, neat-looking library. The building faces south with a split wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and round windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a pious human named Don Daviderton. The library is known for fair prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 4 customers in the library. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Leaping Bag Blowers [+] The Leaping Bag Blowers is a small, cluttered-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces north with a split wood storefront, large windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a contrarian human named Davry Staorth. The glassmaker hut is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you see panes of glass and mirrors, you smell a burning forge, and you hear a bellows pumping. There are 4 customers in the glassmaker hut. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Musty Darkroot Inc. [+] The Musty Darkroot Inc. is a normal sized, smelly-looking tavern. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, a wood storefront, and small windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a worrying human named Jamic Petrsone. The tavern is known for fair prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the tavern. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Blue Wine Shop [+] The Blue Wine Shop is a small, disgusting-looking copyoffice. The building faces east with a few windows, a roof made from tile, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a drunken human named Dav Davidson. The copyoffice is known for steep prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There is 1 customer in the copyoffice. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Murdered Kettles Inc. [+] The Murdered Kettles Inc. is a typical sized, clean-looking tavern. The building faces northwest with broken windows, a roof made from turf, and a mud storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a solemn troglodyte named Elhzer. The tavern is known for moderate prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the tavern. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Colored Kraken Dry Goods [+] The Colored Kraken Dry Goods is a small, clean-looking grocery store. The building faces southeast with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from turf, and clean windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a melancholy human named Mickes Jackwood. The grocery store is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the grocery store. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Murdered Wagon Inc. [+] The Murdered Wagon Inc. is a large, smelly-looking tavern. The building faces east with a lap board storefront, a roof made from tile, and many windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a pious troglodyte named Surpzer. The tavern is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 2 customers in the tavern. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Salty Frog Lumberyard [+] The Salty Frog Lumberyard is a typical sized, dirty-looking lumberyard. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, dirty windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a gosipy half-elf named Halhiatel Dirthcaller. The lumberyard is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the lumberyard. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Glaring Imps Inc. [+] The Glaring Imps Inc. is a normal sized, damp-looking weaponshop. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, a masonry storefront, and round windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a quiet human named Jamry Blackall. The weaponshop is known for steep prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the weaponshop. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.