Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 24,132
- Children: 12.80% (3,088)
- Elderly: 24.00% (5,791)
Racial Breakdown
- 11,222 minotaur (46.5%)
- 10,667 human (44.2%)
- 1,135 gnome (4.7%)
- 507 lizardfolk (2.1%)
- 507 goblin (2.1%)
- 94 other (0.3%)
Misc.
- 6 Districts
- 445 Businesses
- 3,725 Specialists
- 3,071 Residences
Summary [-]
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Resources [-]
Bad Curlax is known for the following resources:
- Abundant tame ape troops that are feared by kittens. Somoeone said someone found a chest containing saphires in a dungeon.
- Rich vampire peacock musters that are hunted by witches. One might find a stash of kitten mittens buried near there.
- An ancient tower inhabited by dangerous bees that are hunted by children. One might dig up a chest containing penis sheathes in a well.
- Unlimited clam beds that are hunted by magic users. Pobel Boarsnout said rumors tell of a stash of penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.
- A creepy grave yard inhabited by carnivorous cormorants that are frequented by children. Podi Kaesehead said one might find bags of platinum in a well.
- Plentiful kangaroo mobs that are frequented by witches. Sersil Wintersoult said the locals speak of piles of rubies in a well.
- Primal berry fields that are feared by wenches. Somoeone said someone found piles of monkey wrenches buried near there.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- Some time ago, the townsfolk of West Donanac lived happily. Things were good, but one day Gubel Rockbranch the minotaur stole a priceless heirloom. The townsfolk tried to stop the minotaur, but didn't get close. Along came a hero named Dot, who was an expert bowman. Dot had the thought to slay the minotaur by causing a distraction while others struck. When Dot faced the minotaur, Dot killed the minotaur and rescued the hostages.
- Legends tell of Podo's Hat, a legendary hat with the capability to summon demons. It has been lost for ages.
- Legends tell of Mexn's Beans, a magical beans with the ability to move on its own accord. It was never recovered.
- Legends tell of Gkutkasr's Throne, a possessed throne with the power to answer any question. It was stolen from a locked vault.
- In times past, the townsfolk of Gullpar Bluff lived in peace. Things were always nice, but one day a serial killer named Ghash Bearfang slayed a local hero. The townsfolk tried to kill Ghash Bearfang, but didn't get close. Along came Dak Oaktooth the ogre, who was an expert bowman. Dak had a plan to trick the serial killer by using magic to banish it. When Dak Oaktooth faced the serial killer, Dak Oaktooth banished Ghash Bearfang.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- brawling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Experienced professionals only. May include some hazards. Reward available. Contact Durbor Granitebreaker for more information.
- Help! wine tester wanted. Will owe you a huge favor. Must not smell. Contact Tudzar Metaldoom if interested.
- Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. References required. Contact Nbet Greatslay for more information.
- Looking for something new? I'm looking for rare darkmantles, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will pay in gold. Contact Besoren Armiis.
- Help Wanted: Missing ring of wishes. We suspect grigs are the culprit. Will pay in gold. Contact Tol Forestlock.
- Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Gaeellai Blackshadow for further details.
- Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact S'herzin heh Khalssen.
- Required: Looking for work? rabbits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will owe you a huge favor. May include some hazards. Contact Anraz.
- Wanted: pig wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. Must not smell. Contact Mickey Kleinsone.
- Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Must not smell. Will pay in gold. Contact Waerc for more details.
- Help Needed: I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Safety not guaranteed. Must provide your own transportation. Will pay in gold. Contact Uhbd Mokcracker if intrigued.
- Looking for work? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Loaara Longkan.
- Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward available. Length of job expected to be short. References required. Contact Ayata Bloodkos.
- Help! Need a change of pace? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather fresh paper due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Mild danger may be involved. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Joe Goodick to learn more.
- Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a secret. Contact Darlenai Oakweave.
- Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a secret. Discretion required. Contact Nip.
- Paladin seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ghezor teh S'hooral.
- Wanted: I'm looking for rare lizards, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a secret. Contact Ghessen seh Ghezor for further details.
- Wanted: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome quazits required. Must be quick on your feet. May include some hazards. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Daney Claycombe.
- Required: Bored? Bounty for rats, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Ghaduk Bearsnout if intrigued.
- Seeking inter-planar messenger. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a secret. Contact Nop.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- S'hoorzor fe S'herzin is a female lizardfolk who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent spicemerchant. She appears guarded.
- Nbbok Ghosttfury is a female goblin who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled cobbler. She appears giddy.
- Yerzin se Khalzor is a male lizardfolk who is known in the region as being a decent engineer. He appears deluded.
- Rxeb Oozeslay is a female goblin who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled stablehand. She appears skeptical.
- Tudurm Wormdamn is a female goblin who is known in the city as being a skilled blacksmith. She appears attentive.
- Met Greatdoom is a male goblin who is known in the world as being a decent alchemist. He appears vengeful.
- Kexn Rockdoom is a female goblin who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled coach driver. She appears boastful.
- Morleana Zhasplitter is a male minotaur who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled teamster. He appears thick.
- Dan Roberting is a female human who is known in the region as being a renowned smith. She appears smug.
- Jory Chain is a female human who is known in the region as being a decent cheesemaker. She appears jaded.
- Tret Metalbeast is a female goblin who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled timberwright. She appears battle-ready.
- Mick Bertone is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled baker. She appears intimidating.
- S'hooral ahn Khalal is a male lizardfolk who is known in the world as being a gifted stablehand. He appears exhausted.
- Danic Rosener is a male human who is known in the region as being a renowned locksmith. He appears embittered.
- Trerm Greatbone is a female goblin who is known in that part of town as being a mocked collier. She appears vengeful.
- Gkutor Braindamn is a female goblin who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled salter. She appears lonely.
- Ninby Rocketgauge is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre copyist. He appears insecure.
- Mick Bartogton is a male human who is known in the city as being a mediocre prostitute. He appears healthy.
- Xtomd Ghosttmurder is a female goblin who is known in the region as being a renowned warehouse worker. She appears sick.
- Mickic Sheden is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled blacksmith. She appears territorial.
- Khalzor heh S'hooral is a male lizardfolk who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled official. He appears conspirational.
- Goeanu Oatganthi is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled tinker. She appears prejudiced.
- S'herzin fe S'hooral is a male lizardfolk who is known in that part of town as being a decent armorer. He appears pious.
- Jedli Clawthorn is a male minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked vintner. He appears forbidding.
- S'hooral seh Ghezor is a male lizardfolk who is known in the world as being a gifted artist. He appears insecure.
- Narurm Greatbasher is a female goblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked cutler. She appears quiet.
Travelers [-]
- Turiki Sumcloud, an exhausted female minotaur. She is an adept who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
- Ghessen fe Khalal, an accusatory male lizardfolk. He is a cleric who is following a message from an angel.
- Thzztra, a thick male mindflayer. He is a commoner who is here to destroy a misconception.
- Malcodo Shortbee, a helpful male halfling. He is a fighter who is doing something questionable.
- Thuglurz Armbreaker, a lonely female orc. She is an expert who is cleaning out a slum.
- Davry Dilnson, a helpful female half-elf. She is an expert who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
- Bardor Feastcoin, a violent male deep dwarf. He is an expert who is here to destroy an artifact.
- Mikak Mokcrusher, a gosipy male orc. He is a cleric who is finding work as a healer.
- Ghrizer, an attentive female troglodyte. She is a commoner who is delivering a message to a scholar.
- Zhatzzog Legripper, a cautious female half-orc. She is a fighter who is delivering a message to a peasant.
- Rugor Dreadbeast, a mocking male hobgoblin. He is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
- Fat, an unreliable male kobold. He is a cleric who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
- Dav Antonard, a lovelorn male lycanthrope. He is a commoner who is seeking dishonest work.
- Thadd Skullnor, a jolly male orc. He is a ranger who is seeing the city.
- Priril, a mocking female mindflayer. She is a warrior who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
- Allimida Gyroscope, a battle-ready male gnome. He is a rogue who is finding work as a spy.
Locales [-]
Establishments [-]
These establishments worthy of mention in Bad Curlax:
- The Chicken Clowns Farmers Market [+]
- The Colored Riverside General Mechandise [+]
- The Surly Hen Hall [+]
- The Gutted Axehandle Harnesses [+]
- The Drowned Flask Herbalist [+]
- The Chipped Lotus Inc. [+]
- The Forsaken Turkey Shop [+]
- The Singing House Dry Dock [+]
- The Dreaming Riverside Healers [+]
- The Wiley Yawning Shop [+]
- The Snoring Peacock Clinic [+]
- The Crooked Snake Inc. [+]
- The Merry Beer Pub [+]
- The Fallen Hatchet Inc. [+]
- The Surly Tower Mercenary [+]
- The Severed Knife Candle Maker [+]
- The Eastern Rock Wares [+]
- The Seven Wagon Candle Maker [+]
- The Wanton Pot Grave Diggers [+]
- The Blue Jane Scribe [+]
- The Angry Badger Shoppe [+]
- The Tipsy Demon Supplies [+]
- The Nomadic Hammer Inc. [+]
- The Stinky Jade House of Colors [+]
- The Great Eagle Sheath Store [+]
- The Blue Rouge Shop [+]