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Welcome to Bad Curlax!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 24,132
  • Children: 12.80% (3,088)
  • Elderly: 24.00% (5,791)

Racial Breakdown

  • 11,222 minotaur (46.5%)
  • 10,667 human (44.2%)
  • 1,135 gnome (4.7%)
  • 507 lizardfolk (2.1%)
  • 507 goblin (2.1%)
  • 94 other (0.3%)

Misc.

  • 6 Districts
  • 445 Businesses
  • 3,725 Specialists
  • 3,071 Residences

Summary [-]

Bad Curlax is a metropolis in the Kinmou Region with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate metropolis is densely populated (29,637/sq km), covers 0.81 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1015 meters.

Climate [-]

Bad Curlax has a Moist Continental climate, which is characterized by warm to cool summers and cold winters with severe snow storms, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are breezy and the temperature is generally cold with strong variation. Precipitation is minor, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Bad Curlax sees a single star overhead: Kron, an average yellow star. Bad Curlax also has a double moon: Prota, an average pale yellow moon and Chale, an average rusty red moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a newly finished Iron enclosure that is 16 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 4.34 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to Bad Curlax; 2 roads are major. The city is lined with well-maintained dirt roads in a random mesh pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, poor, education, racial, trade, and professional.

Government [-]

Bad Curlax is governed through a communist government, where the state plans and controls the economy and a single party holds power. The government as a whole is seen as adequate. Officials in Bad Curlax are often seen as upright and the policies are loved. The political influence of Bad Curlax in the region is spreading due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population gives up their freedom in exchange for security.

Leader [-]

Bad Curlax is ruled by Prime Minister Thzztra. The Prime Minister has been in power for decades and is praised by the people. There is violent opposition to the Prime Minister and policies. The right to rule was granted by forgery, and that power is maintained by strict laws and incorruptible guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a local gangs, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by a magistrate, with a common punishment being hard labor.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 0.54% of the population (131 adults).

Military [-]

Bad Curlax has a positive attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 3257 citizens (13.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 1689 (7%). Of the active duty military, 154 (4.75%) are special forces. Due to their positive attitude and newly finished enclosure, Bad Curlax is terribly fortified. Bad Curlax fighters are much loved for their use of longswords in battle. They are praised for their hoarde tactics and are considered perfectly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Bad Curlax is currently flourishing.

Resources [-]

Bad Curlax is known for the following resources:

  • Abundant tame ape troops that are feared by kittens. Somoeone said someone found a chest containing saphires in a dungeon.
  • Rich vampire peacock musters that are hunted by witches. One might find a stash of kitten mittens buried near there.
  • An ancient tower inhabited by dangerous bees that are hunted by children. One might dig up a chest containing penis sheathes in a well.
  • Unlimited clam beds that are hunted by magic users. Pobel Boarsnout said rumors tell of a stash of penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.
  • A creepy grave yard inhabited by carnivorous cormorants that are frequented by children. Podi Kaesehead said one might find bags of platinum in a well.
  • Plentiful kangaroo mobs that are frequented by witches. Sersil Wintersoult said the locals speak of piles of rubies in a well.
  • Primal berry fields that are feared by wenches. Somoeone said someone found piles of monkey wrenches buried near there.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Some time ago, the townsfolk of West Donanac lived happily. Things were good, but one day Gubel Rockbranch the minotaur stole a priceless heirloom. The townsfolk tried to stop the minotaur, but didn't get close. Along came a hero named Dot, who was an expert bowman. Dot had the thought to slay the minotaur by causing a distraction while others struck. When Dot faced the minotaur, Dot killed the minotaur and rescued the hostages.
  • Legends tell of Podo's Hat, a legendary hat with the capability to summon demons. It has been lost for ages.
  • Legends tell of Mexn's Beans, a magical beans with the ability to move on its own accord. It was never recovered.
  • Legends tell of Gkutkasr's Throne, a possessed throne with the power to answer any question. It was stolen from a locked vault.
  • In times past, the townsfolk of Gullpar Bluff lived in peace. Things were always nice, but one day a serial killer named Ghash Bearfang slayed a local hero. The townsfolk tried to kill Ghash Bearfang, but didn't get close. Along came Dak Oaktooth the ogre, who was an expert bowman. Dak had a plan to trick the serial killer by using magic to banish it. When Dak Oaktooth faced the serial killer, Dak Oaktooth banished Ghash Bearfang.

Events [-]

Bad Curlax is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • brawling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Experienced professionals only. May include some hazards. Reward available. Contact Durbor Granitebreaker for more information.
  • Help! wine tester wanted. Will owe you a huge favor. Must not smell. Contact Tudzar Metaldoom if interested.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. References required. Contact Nbet Greatslay for more information.
  • Looking for something new? I'm looking for rare darkmantles, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will pay in gold. Contact Besoren Armiis.
  • Help Wanted: Missing ring of wishes. We suspect grigs are the culprit. Will pay in gold. Contact Tol Forestlock.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Gaeellai Blackshadow for further details.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact S'herzin heh Khalssen.
  • Required: Looking for work? rabbits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will owe you a huge favor. May include some hazards. Contact Anraz.
  • Wanted: pig wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. Must not smell. Contact Mickey Kleinsone.
  • Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Must not smell. Will pay in gold. Contact Waerc for more details.
  • Help Needed: I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Safety not guaranteed. Must provide your own transportation. Will pay in gold. Contact Uhbd Mokcracker if intrigued.
  • Looking for work? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Loaara Longkan.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward available. Length of job expected to be short. References required. Contact Ayata Bloodkos.
  • Help! Need a change of pace? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather fresh paper due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Mild danger may be involved. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Joe Goodick to learn more.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a secret. Contact Darlenai Oakweave.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a secret. Discretion required. Contact Nip.
  • Paladin seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ghezor teh S'hooral.
  • Wanted: I'm looking for rare lizards, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a secret. Contact Ghessen seh Ghezor for further details.
  • Wanted: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome quazits required. Must be quick on your feet. May include some hazards. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Daney Claycombe.
  • Required: Bored? Bounty for rats, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Ghaduk Bearsnout if intrigued.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a secret. Contact Nop.

People [-]

The people in Bad Curlax ignore outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • S'hoorzor fe S'herzin is a female lizardfolk who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent spicemerchant. She appears guarded.
  • Nbbok Ghosttfury is a female goblin who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled cobbler. She appears giddy.
  • Yerzin se Khalzor is a male lizardfolk who is known in the region as being a decent engineer. He appears deluded.
  • Rxeb Oozeslay is a female goblin who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled stablehand. She appears skeptical.
  • Tudurm Wormdamn is a female goblin who is known in the city as being a skilled blacksmith. She appears attentive.
  • Met Greatdoom is a male goblin who is known in the world as being a decent alchemist. He appears vengeful.
  • Kexn Rockdoom is a female goblin who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled coach driver. She appears boastful.
  • Morleana Zhasplitter is a male minotaur who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled teamster. He appears thick.
  • Dan Roberting is a female human who is known in the region as being a renowned smith. She appears smug.
  • Jory Chain is a female human who is known in the region as being a decent cheesemaker. She appears jaded.
  • Tret Metalbeast is a female goblin who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled timberwright. She appears battle-ready.
  • Mick Bertone is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled baker. She appears intimidating.
  • S'hooral ahn Khalal is a male lizardfolk who is known in the world as being a gifted stablehand. He appears exhausted.
  • Danic Rosener is a male human who is known in the region as being a renowned locksmith. He appears embittered.
  • Trerm Greatbone is a female goblin who is known in that part of town as being a mocked collier. She appears vengeful.
  • Gkutor Braindamn is a female goblin who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled salter. She appears lonely.
  • Ninby Rocketgauge is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre copyist. He appears insecure.
  • Mick Bartogton is a male human who is known in the city as being a mediocre prostitute. He appears healthy.
  • Xtomd Ghosttmurder is a female goblin who is known in the region as being a renowned warehouse worker. She appears sick.
  • Mickic Sheden is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled blacksmith. She appears territorial.
  • Khalzor heh S'hooral is a male lizardfolk who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled official. He appears conspirational.
  • Goeanu Oatganthi is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled tinker. She appears prejudiced.
  • S'herzin fe S'hooral is a male lizardfolk who is known in that part of town as being a decent armorer. He appears pious.
  • Jedli Clawthorn is a male minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked vintner. He appears forbidding.
  • S'hooral seh Ghezor is a male lizardfolk who is known in the world as being a gifted artist. He appears insecure.
  • Narurm Greatbasher is a female goblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked cutler. She appears quiet.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Turiki Sumcloud, an exhausted female minotaur. She is an adept who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
  • Ghessen fe Khalal, an accusatory male lizardfolk. He is a cleric who is following a message from an angel.
  • Thzztra, a thick male mindflayer. He is a commoner who is here to destroy a misconception.
  • Malcodo Shortbee, a helpful male halfling. He is a fighter who is doing something questionable.
  • Thuglurz Armbreaker, a lonely female orc. She is an expert who is cleaning out a slum.
  • Davry Dilnson, a helpful female half-elf. She is an expert who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
  • Bardor Feastcoin, a violent male deep dwarf. He is an expert who is here to destroy an artifact.
  • Mikak Mokcrusher, a gosipy male orc. He is a cleric who is finding work as a healer.
  • Ghrizer, an attentive female troglodyte. She is a commoner who is delivering a message to a scholar.
  • Zhatzzog Legripper, a cautious female half-orc. She is a fighter who is delivering a message to a peasant.
  • Rugor Dreadbeast, a mocking male hobgoblin. He is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
  • Fat, an unreliable male kobold. He is a cleric who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • Dav Antonard, a lovelorn male lycanthrope. He is a commoner who is seeking dishonest work.
  • Thadd Skullnor, a jolly male orc. He is a ranger who is seeing the city.
  • Priril, a mocking female mindflayer. She is a warrior who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
  • Allimida Gyroscope, a battle-ready male gnome. He is a rogue who is finding work as a spy.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Bad Curlax:

  • The Chicken Clowns Farmers Market [+]
  • The Colored Riverside General Mechandise [+]
  • The Surly Hen Hall [+]
  • The Gutted Axehandle Harnesses [+]
  • The Drowned Flask Herbalist [+]
  • The Chipped Lotus Inc. [+]
  • The Forsaken Turkey Shop [+]
  • The Singing House Dry Dock [+]
  • The Dreaming Riverside Healers [+]
  • The Wiley Yawning Shop [+]
  • The Snoring Peacock Clinic [+]
  • The Crooked Snake Inc. [+]
  • The Merry Beer Pub [+]
  • The Fallen Hatchet Inc. [+]
  • The Surly Tower Mercenary [+]
  • The Severed Knife Candle Maker [+]
  • The Eastern Rock Wares [+]
  • The Seven Wagon Candle Maker [+]
  • The Wanton Pot Grave Diggers [+]
  • The Blue Jane Scribe [+]
  • The Angry Badger Shoppe [+]
  • The Tipsy Demon Supplies [+]
  • The Nomadic Hammer Inc. [+]
  • The Stinky Jade House of Colors [+]
  • The Great Eagle Sheath Store [+]
  • The Blue Rouge Shop [+]