Welcome to Port Johnhead Acres!

Port Johnhead Acres is known for the following resources:

• An old castle inhabited by defenseless crows that are avoided by wenches. The locals speak of a chest containing emeralds in a tomb nearby.
• Clay deposits that are avoided by gru.
• Paltry old fruit fields that are hunted by children. The locals speak of bags of kitten mittens in a tomb nearby.

• Want to earn some quick coin? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen holy symbol. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Mods Dreaddoom.
• Wanted: Need a change of pace? A passing Cleric is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Grungar Earthchisel.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will owe you a huge favor. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Adado Mooncloak.
• Bounty for cockatrices, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Trot Ogrestomach.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen ring of wishes. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will reward you with a land deed. Prior experience required. Contact Ilhiainne Gyssegleam to learn more.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Elhiatars Eyllisrose.
• Help Wanted: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will pay in gold. Contact Duduk Oxroot.
• Looking for something new? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Must be quick on your feet. Will pay in gold. Contact Gaenalanae Evenrunner.
• Require an instructor learned in horseback riding to tutor my child. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Daduk Oakbranch.
• Required: Need a change of pace? Missing golden skill. We suspect gremlins are the culprit. Reward is a secret. Contact Rxegd Wormhost.
• Help! Looking for work? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will pay in gold. Must submit to background check. Contact Uhbdbub Neckcracker.

• Gradd Legcracker is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre apothecary. She appears mocking.
• Malrette Tiddlycog is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled innkeeper. She appears insecure.
• Chavartel Myrthmoon is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled undertaker. He appears loud.
• DeJoey Franidge is a male human who is known in the region as being a gifted trader. He appears jaded.
• Gaevarinne Jadestar is an androgynous elf who is known in the region as being a gifted collier. It appears violent.
• Alaellai Silentwater is a female elf who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled armorer. She appears giddy.
• Thronir Mooncask is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled good samaritan. She appears apologetic.
• Hewlin Cogglebolt is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent physician. She appears attentive.
• Tor Tinkerscope is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled apothecary. He appears trusting.
• Don Jackley is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled bleacher. He appears smitten.
• Adalananae Longrisen is a female elf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled blacksmith. She appears smitten.
• James Whiteland is a male human who is known in the region as being a mediocre lumberjack. He appears mopey.
• Deltlas Spiritheart is a female elf who is known in the city as being a mocked cartwright. She appears patronizing.
• Dav Bartoell is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a skilled tanner. She appears homesick.

• Dave Morore, an insecure male half-elf. He is an adept who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
• Falil Jallishaker, a resentful male halfling. He is a wizard who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
• Mickic Dilstone, a homesick female human. She is a rogue who is doing something secret.
• Larvarssa Darkborne, a clumsy male elf. He is a commoner who is here to buy slaves.
• Doney Corhews, an unreliable male half-dwarf. He is an adept who is fleeing an abusive lover.
• Mal Gamlady, a boastful male halfling. He is a wizard who is cleaning out a slum.

These establishments worthy of mention in Port Johnhead Acres:

• The Dry Bucket Shoppe [+] The Dry Bucket Shoppe is a huge, smelly-looking cobblershop. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, no windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a greedy human named Mickic VanDavgan. The cobblershop is known for slightly high prices for the work there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you smell rthymic grinding, you see a kitten, and you hear silence. There are 4 customers in the cobblershop. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Blind Twins Scribe [+] The Blind Twins Scribe is a huge, neat-looking copyoffice. The building faces southwest with a lap board storefront, a roof made from turf, and many windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a spiteful gnome named Beadan Greasebun. The copyoffice is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 4 customers in the copyoffice. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wiley Dungeon Outlet [+] The Wiley Dungeon Outlet is an average sized, messy-looking shop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, three windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a prejudiced half-orc named Glis Skullcrusher. The shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the shop. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Laughing Hammer Cart Repairs [+] The Laughing Hammer Cart Repairs is an average sized, orderly-looking cartwright. The building faces southeast with broken windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a patronizing elf named Adarigthil Goldgale. The cartwright is known for high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the cartwright. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Warm Hammer Grave Diggers [+] The Warm Hammer Grave Diggers is a huge, clean-looking graveyard. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, many windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a gambling elf named Erriglleu Oakshadow. The graveyard is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the graveyard. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Bottomless Bull Fish House [+] The Bottomless Bull Fish House is a typical sized, crowded-looking fishery. The building faces northeast with a wood storefront, round windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a fashion concious human named Dan Petrard. The fishery is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell something fishy. There are 5 customers in the fishery. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Dirty Thunderbird City Guard [+] The Dirty Thunderbird City Guard is a typical sized, cluttered-looking barrack. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, clean windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a clumsy half-orc named Khun Necksnapper. The barrack is known for steep prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you hear voices, you see bunk beds and lockers, and you smell sweat and beer. There are 4 customers in the barrack. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Wet Monkey Butchers [+] The Wet Monkey Butchers is an average sized, dirty-looking butchershop. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a masonry storefront, and barred windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a smug half-dwarf named Falond Greenhammer. The butchershop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 4 customers in the butchershop. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Six Bunk Dry Dock [+] The Six Bunk Dry Dock is an average sized, damp-looking shipyard. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, a bamboo storefront, and no windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by an egotistical human named Mickic Stawell. The shipyard is known for very high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 3 customers in the shipyard. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Lost Crow Word Smiths [+] The Lost Crow Word Smiths is a huge, damp-looking translator. The building faces southwest with a roof made from tile, a split wood storefront, and a few windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a cautious human named Mick Andreham. The translator is known for steep prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There is 1 customer in the translator. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Gelded Twins Secondary School [+] The Gelded Twins Secondary School is an average sized, crowded-looking school. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a bamboo storefront, and a few windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by an impatient gnome named Adalin Fusebun. The school is known for minimal prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the school. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Wobbling Wine Roofing [+] The Wobbling Wine Roofing is a small, dirty-looking roofer. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, a brick storefront, and a few windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an idealistic half-dwarf named Joic Rosenord. The roofer is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the roofer. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Drunken Tree Jewelers [+] The Drunken Tree Jewelers is a normal sized, tidy-looking jewelery store. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a few windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an intimidated gnome named Ninley Greasecog. The jewelery store is known for very high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There is 1 customer in the jewelery store. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Cock Sheath Store [+] The Greasy Cock Sheath Store is a large, clean-looking scabbard maker. The building faces northeast with clean windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an apologetic gnome named Bonlita Gyroscope. The scabbard maker is known for high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the scabbard maker. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.