Welcome to Port Alexber!

Port Alexber is known for the following resources:

• An old tower inhabited by defenseless woodpeckers that are feared by kittens. One might dig up a chest containing copper hidden around somewhere.
• Poisonous chinchilla colonies that are hunted by travelers. Klasoz Backsnapper said somoeone said someone found bags of diamonds in a dungeon.
• Scant wild chinchilla colonies that are visited frequently by unicorns.

• Needed: Need a change of pace? feral cats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Must be clean. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Zishurz Legnor The Gray for further details.
• Looking for work? I have rabbits in my basement, plz halp! Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Falcob Honorgirdle.
• Wanted: rust rats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with valuable information. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Mick Rosensford.
• Require an instructor learned in morbid obesity research to tutor my child. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Hil Wildgoat for more details.
• Looking for work? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Chief Non Skullkiller if intrigued.
• Aristocrat seeks apprentice. Mild danger may be involved. Will reward you with a land deed. References required. Contact Davey Martierley.
• I'm looking for rare quazits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will pay in gold. Contact Hurr.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen artifact. Accidental Death insurance required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Tgeb Greathost to learn more.
• Help! Bored? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rust rats required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ghrig.
• Looking for work? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Kzok Greatgloom.
• Bored? Bounty for gremlins, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Joes Franster.

• Coly Firefoot is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre cobbler. She appears contrarian.
• Skarun Dwarffoot is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled adventurer. She appears apologetic.
• Aesrigaen Wolfdew is a male elf who is known in the region as being a decent soldier. He appears xenophobic.
• Jo VanBrier is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled woodworker. He appears nosy.
• Dav Franett is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a gifted sheriff. He appears pacifistic.
• Elavarlas Mistfeather is a female elf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled undertaker. She appears thick.
• Peril Orhead is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a decent ostler. He appears flirtatious.
• Mick Claycroft is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a renowned brewer. She appears nihilistic.
• Gwatthil Starears is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled magic dealer. He appears quiet.
• Skarin Kindsmelter is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled coach driver. He appears lovelorn.
• Argan Leadleg is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent roofer. She appears egotistical.
• El Honorley is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent mercer. He appears beligerent.
• Blimmrog Moksnapper is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a renowned ship captain. He appears gosipy.
• Hilgrim Tallwax is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent adventurer. He appears grieving.

• Don Bartoman, an accusatory female half-dwarf. She is a warrior who is fleeing overdue taxes.
• Daney Jackell, a solemn female half-elf. She is an aristocrat who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
• Lorun Darkshield, a solemn male dwarf. He is a commoner who is delivering a message to a merchant.
• Dan Chane, a vengeful female half-elf. She is an expert who is seeing the world.
• Be Fatbarrel, a clumsy female halfling. She is a commoner who is here to buy supplies.
• Daves Blacktone, a sick female half-elf. She is a sorcerer who is doing something amazing.

These establishments worthy of mention in Port Alexber:

• The Happy Virgin Star Gazers [+] The Happy Virgin Star Gazers is a large, filthy-looking astrologer. The building faces east with a masonry storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a jaded elf named Gaeartaen Aleanmist. The astrologer is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. Upon entering you see lots of charts with arcaine writing on them. There are 2 customers in the astrologer. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Stowaway Toad House of Colors [+] The Stowaway Toad House of Colors is a large, disgusting-looking dyer. The building faces southeast with dirty windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a forgetful dwarf named Balbor Platinumslasher. The dyer is known for high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you smell something fishy, you hear a bubbling sound, and you see lots of colored cloth and pots of dye. There is 1 customer in the dyer. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Orange Badger Shoppe [+] The Orange Badger Shoppe is a huge, filthy-looking firepit. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from tile, and dirty windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an embittered halfling named Poina Farwick. The firepit is known for high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the firepit. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Bottomless Hearthstone Sport House [+] The Bottomless Hearthstone Sport House is a typical sized, packed-looking fishery. The building faces north with a mud storefront, two windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a nihilistic half-dwarf named Balbor Bronzeneck. The fishery is known for high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell no fish. There are 4 customers in the fishery. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Short Badger Shoppe [+] The Short Badger Shoppe is a normal sized, packed-looking bookbinder. The building faces southwest with tiny windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a smug half-orc named Rhub Neckkiller. The bookbinder is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you smell old parchment and you see books and papers everywhere. There are 2 customers in the bookbinder. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Divine Whisper Clinic [+] The Divine Whisper Clinic is a small, neat-looking clinic. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, a bamboo storefront, and barred windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a violent elf named Elariginne Morninghunter. The clinic is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 5 customers in the clinic. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Sterling Knife Shoes Inc. [+] The Sterling Knife Shoes Inc. is an average sized, cluttered-looking shoe shop. The building faces northeast with a split wood storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an insecure half-orc named Dane Morland. The shoe shop is known for very high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you hear the work of shoes, you smell scent of leather, and you see a kitten. There are 5 customers in the shoe shop. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Gutted Wig Leather Goods [+] The Gutted Wig Leather Goods is a large, cluttered-looking harness maker. The building faces northeast with a brick storefront, a roof made from turf, and no windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an idealistic halfling named Falbornda Grubbrook. The harness maker is known for varying prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 4 customers in the harness maker. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wandering Axehandle Furs [+] The Wandering Axehandle Furs is a typical sized, tidy-looking furtrade. The building faces south with round windows, a roof made from slate, and a mud storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a patronizing half-orc named Danes Stanville. The furtrade is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the furtrade. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Bottomless Hole Leatherworks [+] The Bottomless Hole Leatherworks is a huge, filthy-looking leathershop. The building faces southeast with many windows, a roof made from turf, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an accusatory elf named Darlenaen Shadowseeker. The leathershop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There is 1 customer in the leathershop. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Happy Dungeon Millers [+] The Happy Dungeon Millers is an average sized, orderly-looking mill. The building faces southeast with a mud storefront, a roof made from turf, and stained windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a fatalistic half-orc named Mickic Carhews. The mill is known for varying prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 5 customers in the mill. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Dry Octopus Shop [+] The Dry Octopus Shop is a normal sized, orderly-looking cobblershop. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a bamboo storefront, and three windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a scattered half-orc named Togbosh Legkiller. The cobblershop is known for steep prices for the work there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you smell rthymic grinding, you hear silence, and you see old shoes and bit of leather. There is 1 customer in the cobblershop. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Squalid Hole Shoes [+] The Squalid Hole Shoes is a huge, dirty-looking shoe shop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, many windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an outlandish half-dwarf named Durag Graveltable. The shoe shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you see a kitten, you smell scent of leather, and you hear the work of shoes. There are 3 customers in the shoe shop. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Six Cat Ship Repair [+] The Six Cat Ship Repair is a typical sized, disgusting-looking shipyard. The building faces northeast with a lap board storefront, round windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a shifty dwarf named Skador Jadeboot. The shipyard is known for fair prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There is 1 customer in the shipyard. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.