Welcome to Dickpost!

Dickpost is known for the following resources:

• Magical guano banks that are feared by gru.
• Wild bat clouds that are visited frequently by locals. Somoeone said someone found piles of gold in a well.

• Barbarian seeks apprentice. Will reward you with valuable information. References required. Contact Jam Goodick.
• Wanted: Bored? Missing keg. We suspect grigs are the culprit. Will owe you a huge favor. Must provide your own transportation. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Jo Jackll.
• Wanted: Want to earn some quick coin? Missing keg. We suspect imps are the culprit. Will pay in gold. Contact Garbul Brightsapper.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Abadin Smokestream for more information.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a secret. Contact Rogbunk Neckcrusher.
• Required: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will pay in gold. Contact Xtkasr Foulcutter.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will pay in gold. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Kommug Mokbreaker to learn more.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rust rats required. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Will pay in gold. Contact Mordin Platinumsword.

• Don Bernacroft is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent painter. She appears treasure-obsessed.
• Daves Rosenton is a female human who is known in the city as being a legendary bookbinder. She appears gambling.
• Thorrun Saltbelly is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a legendary good samaritan. She appears guarded.
• Morond Blueale is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled doctor. He appears accusatory.
• Daves MacMatrell is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled mason. She appears cowed.
• Jo Broville is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a skilled chandler. He appears insecure.
• Joes Clayville is a male human who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled official. He appears efficient.
• Davey Barerton is a female human who is known in the region as being a decent specialty smith. She appears cautious.
• Borkon Onyxankle is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a renowned trader. She appears accusatory.
• Ghogog Skullcrusher is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a mediocre weaver. She appears guilty.

• Nhogag Neckkiller, a self-obsessed male half-orc. He is a fighter who is fleeing overdue taxes.
• Adanir Ratblood, a xenophobic male deep dwarf. He is a commoner who is fleeing a bad family situation.
• Apgas Eaglebreaker, a helpful female minotaur. She is a monk who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Dav Dilerley, a grieving androgynous human. It is a bard who is delivering a message to a scholar.

These establishments worthy of mention in Dickpost:

• The Old Frogs Bows R Us [+] The Old Frogs Bows R Us is a small, filthy-looking bowyer. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, two windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a skeptical half-orc named Dones Morstone. The bowyer is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the bowyer. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Flaming Hatchet Inc. [+] The Flaming Hatchet Inc. is a large, cluttered-looking dock. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, no windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by a patriotic human named Daney Ferling. The dock is known for steep prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 3 customers in the dock. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Drunken Dog Jewelers [+] The Drunken Dog Jewelers is a typical sized, orderly-looking jewelery store. The building faces southwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from turf, and tiny windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an idealistic human named Mickes Tramngham. The jewelery store is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 4 customers in the jewelery store. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Guinea Ent Inc. [+] The Guinea Ent Inc. is a small, disgusting-looking woodshop. The building faces north with barred windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an intimidated dwarf named Garag Steelstaff. The woodshop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 4 customers in the woodshop. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Angry Skull Shoppe [+] The Angry Skull Shoppe is a small, dusty-looking cheeseshop. The building faces southeast with tiny windows, a roof made from thatch, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an exhausted half-orc named Mick Chaing. The cheeseshop is known for fair prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you hear yelling in the back, you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese, and you see many wheels of chese. There are 2 customers in the cheeseshop. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Ruby Wolfhound Inc. [+] The Ruby Wolfhound Inc. is a small, orderly-looking stable. The building faces southeast with a stone storefront, a roof made from slate, and dirty windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a patriotic half-orc named Donic Bernagan. The stable is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the stable. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fired Rooster [+] The Fired Rooster is an average sized, dusty-looking ropemaker. The building faces southwest with a lap board storefront, large windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a melancholy human named Dan Brownord. The ropemaker is known for high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 4 customers in the ropemaker. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Raging Fireplace Arena [+] The Raging Fireplace Arena is a huge, tidy-looking bleacher. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, large windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a trusting half-orc named Krash Armnor. The bleacher is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the bleacher. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Old House Bows R Us [+] The Old House Bows R Us is an average sized, dusty-looking bowyer. The building faces east with three windows, a roof made from turf, and a mud storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a patronizing human named Mickey Robertin. The bowyer is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the bowyer. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Gutted Hole Harnesses [+] The Gutted Hole Harnesses is a small, crowded-looking harness maker. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, a few windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a vengeful half-orc named Don Blackey. The harness maker is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There is 1 customer in the harness maker. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.