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Welcome to Saint Dowpost!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 1,514
  • Children: 25.69% (389)
  • Elderly: 14.73% (223)

Racial Breakdown

  • 1,109 half-orc (73.2%)
  • 169 half-elf (11.1%)
  • 106 halfling (7%)
  • 47 other (3.1%)
  • 35 gnome (2.3%)
  • 32 elf (2.1%)
  • 16 dwarf (1%)

Misc.

  • 2 Districts
  • 78 Businesses
  • 179 Specialists
  • 172 Residences

Summary [-]

Saint Dowpost is a town in the Britem District with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile town is moderately populated (5,945/sq km), covers 0.25 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 564 meters.

Climate [-]

Saint Dowpost has a Moist Subtropical climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and wet winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are non-existent and the temperature is generally cool with moderate variation. Precipitation is continual, and the sky is mostly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Saint Dowpost sees a binary star overhead: Uul, a large yellow star and Luk, a massive blue star. Saint Dowpost also has a single moon: Sinole, an average dull brown moon. In the night sky, you see three celestial objects: a massive nebula that has been around for centuries, a massive nearby planet that has been around for only a few years, and an imposing pulsar that has been around for time immemorial.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a sturdy basalt partition that is 19 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 1.95 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to Saint Dowpost; no roads are major. The city is lined with smooth cobblestone streets in a ray pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: middleclass and professional.

Government [-]

Saint Dowpost is governed through a theocracy, where a deity is recognized as the supreme civil ruler, but the deity's laws are interpreted by ecclesiastical authorities. The government as a whole is seen as the pinnacle of inefficiency. Officials in Saint Dowpost are often seen as honest and the policies are mocked. The political influence of Saint Dowpost in the region is lasting due to racial tensions. In times of crisis, the population comes together and fights as one.

Leader [-]

Saint Dowpost is ruled by Cardinal Gkuturm Rockstomach. The Cardinal has been in power for many years and is despised by the people. There is secret opposition to the Cardinal and policies. The right to rule was granted by hereditary succession, and that power is maintained through the writ of law.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a mobsters, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served without trial, with a common punishment being fines.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is treason. The imprisonment rate is 1.72% of the population (26 adults).

Military [-]

Saint Dowpost has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 227 citizens (15%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 98 (6.5%). Of the active duty military, 7 (3.5%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and sturdy partition, Saint Dowpost is admirably fortified. Saint Dowpost fighters are much maligned for their use of bows in battle. They are ridiculed for their phlanyx formations and are considered reasonably well skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Saint Dowpost is currently shaky.

Resources [-]

Saint Dowpost is known for the following resources:

  • A cursed tower inhabited by wild apes that are avoided by kittens. Somoeone said someone found a stash of small lyres in a well.
  • Plentiful creepy bamboo patches that are hunted by locals.
  • Abundant woodpecker descents that are avoided by townspeople. Ninlin Tinkerblast said the locals speak of a stash of penis sheathes in a dungeon.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Long ago, a witch roamed the swamps. Some say that the witch will offer you sweets, then carry you away.
  • In olden times, a Pooka hunted the streets. They say that the Pooka will sneeze three times, then sell you into slavery.
  • Many years ago, the townsfolk of Grand Halville Town lived in peace. Things were peaceful, but one day an evil demon named Tilka took a hostage and demanded a ransom. The townsfolk tried to stop the demon, but were caught. Along came Thzzter the mindflayer, who was a valiant knight. Thzzter had an idea to slay the demon by causing a distraction while others struck. When Thzzter faced the demon, Thzzter tricked Tilka and rescued Grand Halville Town.

Events [-]

Saint Dowpost is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Need a change of pace? woodcutting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Opportunity to earn a title. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Zot Ogreshadow for further details.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Require an instructor learned in alchemy to tutor my child. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Illtiyn Ravenarrow.
  • Bored? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rats required. Discretion required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Rop.
  • A passing Sorcerer is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Length of job expected to be short. Reward available. Contact Babley Gearfiz.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Thorril Leadsmasher.
  • Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather fresh paper due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will owe you a huge favor. Prior experience required. Contact Zurgnorgath Armirangli.
  • Monk seeks apprentice. Will pay in gold. Contact Delhiainne Firemoon.
  • A passing Cleric is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Must submit to background check. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Gobal Eaglesnout.
  • Wanted: Bounty for brain moles, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Goerun Bregthorn.
  • Bored? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a secret. Contact Jamry Danston.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome imps required. Will reward you with a land deed. Safety not guaranteed. Contact James Stongton.
  • Required: Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with a land deed. Special attire required. Contact Elhka.

People [-]

The people in Saint Dowpost are accepting of outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Ilylanlleu Firesorrow is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted ostler. She appears vengeful.
  • Dan Casngham is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled trader. She appears chatty.
  • Don Dilidge is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked cobbler. He appears intimidated.
  • Aeslenanae Softfeather is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled mason. She appears accusatory.
  • Gilmida Tinkertonk is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled weaponsmith. She appears mocking.
  • Hamrette Tinkerbun is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a legendary armorer. She appears lonely.
  • Gwaellinne Firecloak is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a skilled hatmaker. She appears thick.
  • Arn Tiddlycog is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled cheesemaker. She appears exhausted.
  • Broag Lightroad is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled teamster. She appears mocking.
  • Rotzagh Neckcracker is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a mediocre cooper. He appears deluded.
  • Brobul Jetforge is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mocked shipwright. He appears nosy.
  • Daves Franccombe is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a decent dyer. He appears violent.
  • Gil Tiddlysprocket is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled watercarrier. He appears attentive.
  • Snornir Iceroad is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent grocer. She appears guarded.
  • Elavarlleu Ravenshine is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent smith. He appears cowed.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Balmir Platinumbread, a conspirational female deep dwarf. She is a fighter who is finding a missing artifact.
  • Xtezn Rantshredder, an apologetic female hobgoblin. She is a commoner who is doing something impossible.
  • Ogb Bonecrusher, a deluded male orc. He is a rogue who is following a message from an angel.
  • Khalssen fe Ghezin, an unreliable male lizardfolk. He is a rogue who is finding work as a healer.
  • Elhra, a clumsy female troglodyte. She is a wizard who is fleeing an abusive lover.
  • Gwatai Freanisky, an outlandish female drow. She is an adept who is finding a long-lost friend.
  • Tguk Darkbeast, a prejudiced male bugbear. He is a fighter who is following rumors of riches.
  • Jo Storough, a gluttonous male half-elf. He is a wizard who is here to destroy a misconception.
  • Xtbok Brainhand, an apologetic male goblin. He is an expert who is finding a long-lost parent.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Saint Dowpost:

  • The Chicken Hen Farmers Market [+]
  • The Dreaming Flask Clinic [+]
  • The Grimy Bunch Ceramics [+]
  • The Splintered Cloak Healing House [+]
  • The Salty Lotus Inc. [+]
  • The Fawning Wagon Inc. [+]
  • The Wistful Baiter Shop [+]
  • The Dirty Alicorn Guard House [+]
  • The Hanging Road Mill [+]
  • The Sleepy Thug Inc. [+]
  • The Blue Helix Scribe [+]
  • The Warm Hearthstone Rugs [+]
  • The Frozen Swagger Fine Books [+]
  • The Hilltop Swagger Druggist [+]
  • The Rampaging Yawning Amory [+]