Welcome to Big Hornbor!

Big Hornbor is known for the following resources:

• Abundant tame clam beds that are feared by witches. Megd Ironhand said the locals speak of a stash of saphires in a nearby pit.
• An ancient gazebo inhabited by vampire bats that are avoided by gru. One might find bags of copper in a nearby pit.
• Ancient pigment banks that are hunted by travelers. Somoeone said someone found a stash of diamonds buried near there.
• Substantial dangerous cobra quivers that are feared by zombies. One might find a chest containing penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.

• Needed: Want to earn some quick coin? I have imps in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a secret. Contact Elalananae Morningbreeze.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a secret. References required. Contact Mick Giacoes.
• Bored? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward is a secret. Contact Trkasr Greathost for more information.
• Wanted: co-ed mud-wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will owe you a huge favor. Must not smell. Contact Pot.
• Wanted: I'm looking for rare rats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Mickry Harngton.
• Looking for work? Bounty for homuncului, dead or alive. Prior experience required. Will pay in gold. Contact Ilrigava Farshadow.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Must provide your own transportation. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Ceera to learn more.
• Need a change of pace? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen tomatoes. Will pay in gold. Contact Malbard Littleale for more details.
• Help Needed: Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Special attire required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Thorgin Oatship.
• A passing Ranger is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward available. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Discretion required. Contact Alarigiyn Wavesky if intrigued.
• Wanted: Want to earn some quick coin? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Goi'k'morn if intrigued.
• Bounty for brain moles, dead or alive. Accidental Death insurance required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Danic Whites.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather rare lichen due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will reward you with valuable information. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Durbin Opalforge.
• I'm looking for rare beaky brain monsters, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will pay in gold. Discretion required. Contact Drokon Feastbattler.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Length of job expected to be short. Will reward you with valuable information. Serious inquiries only. Contact Dzuezn Damnhowl if intrigued.
• Help Wanted: Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. May include some hazards. Will pay in gold. Contact Joey Roberterton.
• Wanted: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen family heirloom. Must submit to background check. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Skabul Carbonknee.
• Bored? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will pay in gold. Contact Zigb Backcrusher for further details.
• Help Needed: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen goat. Reward is a secret. Contact Disth for more details.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen chalice. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will pay in gold. Contact Adanalanae Longsinger.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a secret. Contact Vothg for more information.

• Dones Wilne is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled shipwright. He appears fashion concious.
• Tom Electrofiz is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled engineer. She appears sick.
• Baiius Thunderchaser is a female minotaur who is known in the region as being a renowned shoemaker. She appears patronizing.
• Rbemt Braindeath is a male goblin who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled alchemist. He appears flirtatious.
• Malgan Triggergadget is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled sheriff. She appears pacifistic.
• Arlaca Wildgath is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled woodcarver. He appears deluded.
• Dagtek Icestalker is a male minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent ostler. He appears healthy.
• Sekrus Borogan is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled mason. She appears prejudiced.
• Grendaose Clawilg is a female minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled weaver. She appears intimidating.
• Kyran Borothorn is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled astrologer. She appears authoritarian.
• Narunk Dreaddeath is a male goblin who is known in the city as being a skilled pursemaker. He appears guarded.
• Cot Gyroscope is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled spicemerchant. He appears homesick.
• Tul Tinkerbit is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled leatherworker. He appears forgetful.
• Ket Greathost is a female goblin who is known in that part of town as being a decent bookseller. She appears accusatory.
• Xaintrah Athcaller is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a mediocre ostler. He appears violent.
• Dzuemt Bigbone is a female goblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent social worker. She appears forbidding.
• Yorbul Roarmoor is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled jeweler. He appears treasure-obsessed.
• Turlia Longvidol is a female minotaur who is known in the region as being a decent maidservant. She appears apologetic.
• Gilgles Tiddlytonk is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled adventurer. He appears greedy.
• Arnir Warstaff is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled trader. She appears mopey.
• Xtus Greatmaw is a female goblin who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled vintner. She appears contrarian.
• Tharli Winterrangli is a male minotaur who is known in the city as being a skilled butcher. He appears drunken.
• Xtet Evilbone is a male goblin who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled plasterer. He appears nosy.
• Halfaron Icerangli is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a mocked locksmith. He appears guilty.
• Tulgles Wizzbun is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a renowned bounty hunter. She appears attentive.
• Tavn Strongkan is a male minotaur who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled bounty hunter. He appears vengeful.

• Ghessen teh Yerssen, a clumsy male lizardfolk. He is an expert who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
• Daney Blackgton, a treasure-obsessed male human. He is a commoner who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Rit, a prejudiced male kobold. He is a bard who is delivering a message to a peasant.
• Alevarlas Wishwhisper, an attentive male elf. He is a commoner who is finding a missing friend.
• Rbomn Gianthand, an exhausted female hobgoblin. She is a wizard who is seeing the city.
• Nbods Brainbasher, a mopey female bugbear. She is an expert who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Harth, a trusting female mindflayer. She is a sorcerer who is doing something secret.
• Tmzar Damnbone, a nosy female hobgoblin. She is a rogue who is fleeing an assassin.
• Dzuerm Oozegloom, a guarded male hobgoblin. He is an expert who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Gavson Electrobun, a skeptical male gnome. He is a commoner who is seeking thrills and adventure.
• Naroten Giantbone, a contrarian female goblin. She is a commoner who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
• Thorbor Ivorysmith, a gluttonous male deep dwarf. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as a pilgrim.
• Gkuturm Greatrot, a pacifistic female hobgoblin. She is a wizard who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
• Malmaida Teawick, a lovelorn female halfling. She is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.

These establishments worthy of mention in Big Hornbor:

• The Wrong Song Junkyard [+] The Wrong Song Junkyard is a huge, filthy-looking junkyard. The building faces east with round windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a helpful half-dwarf named Mick Broworth. The junkyard is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the junkyard. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Splintered Octopus Healers [+] The Splintered Octopus Healers is an average sized, crowded-looking hospital. The building faces south with small windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an authoritarian goblin named Dzuet Dreadbone. The hospital is known for fair prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 3 customers in the hospital. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The New Helix Inc. [+] The New Helix Inc. is a small, neat-looking studio. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, a brick storefront, and many windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a resentful goblin named Tmeb Nightmurder. The studio is known for varying prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 2 customers in the studio. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Dripping Ivy Herbalist [+] The Dripping Ivy Herbalist is an average sized, dirty-looking herbalist shop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, tiny windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a vengeful goblin named Dzuomd Metalshadow. The herbalist shop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 2 customers in the herbalist shop. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Stump Scabbards [+] The Greasy Stump Scabbards is a typical sized, disgusting-looking scabbard maker. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, broken windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a boastful half-dwarf named Grunbul Lionankle. The scabbard maker is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the scabbard maker. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Fiery Monk Shoppe [+] The Fiery Monk Shoppe is a huge, disgusting-looking barbershop. The building faces north with a bamboo storefront, large windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an intimidating gnome named Ailin Triggerscope. The barbershop is known for varying prices for the a steady hand there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you smell fear, you hear someone telling a story, and you see somone in a chair covered by towels and a sheet. There are 5 customers in the barbershop. The roving thieves shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Belching Pony Botique [+] The Belching Pony Botique is a small, smelly-looking magic shop. The building faces southeast with a mud storefront, a roof made from tile, and tiny windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a gosipy gnome named Aikey Gyrosprocket. The magic shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 3 customers in the magic shop. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Fox Postal Service [+] The Burly Fox Postal Service is a typical sized, disgusting-looking post office. The building faces northeast with large windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by an unreliable half-dwarf named Thordal Foemug. The post office is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the post office. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Slumbering Yawning Study [+] The Slumbering Yawning Study is a large, orderly-looking library. The building faces east with large windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a pacifistic goblin named Tgurm Damnmurder. The library is known for moderate prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 2 customers in the library. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Merry Ulcer Beer Garden [+] The Merry Ulcer Beer Garden is a small, packed-looking brewery. The building faces southwest with a mud storefront, a roof made from thatch, and barred windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a clumsy half-dwarf named Yororin Greenbarrel. The brewery is known for minimal prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you see bags of hops, you smell hops and grain, and you hear laughing. There are 3 customers in the brewery. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Victorious Jade Inc. [+] The Victorious Jade Inc. is a normal sized, cluttered-looking university. The building faces northeast with a stone storefront, a roof made from turf, and clean windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by an efficient gnome named Hewlita Rocketjet. The university is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the university. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Sleeping Cock Inc. [+] The Sleeping Cock Inc. is a typical sized, disgusting-looking workshop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a split wood storefront, and stained windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a pacifistic half-dwarf named Dav MacShengham. The workshop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see tools and bits of wood lying around, you hear hammering from the back, and you smell sawdust. There is 1 customer in the workshop. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Elegant Peacock Vault [+] The Elegant Peacock Vault is a huge, orderly-looking bank. The building faces northwest with a split wood storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a giddy goblin named Rxog Brainrot. The bank is known for very high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell earth, you see and empty counter with bars in front of it, and you hear muffled voices from the back. There are 5 customers in the bank. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Musty Clowns Gloves [+] The Musty Clowns Gloves is a normal sized, crowded-looking glove shop. The building faces northwest with dirty windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a deluded goblin named Rxezn Nightshredder. The glove shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 2 customers in the glove shop. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Dew Knife City Guard [+] The Dew Knife City Guard is a typical sized, tidy-looking barrack. The building faces southwest with tiny windows, a roof made from tile, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a fatalistic minotaur named Hruun Masmane. The barrack is known for varying prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you hear voices, you see bunk beds and lockers, and you smell sweat and beer. There are 5 customers in the barrack. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Nomadic Cat Inc. [+] The Nomadic Cat Inc. is a large, tidy-looking weaver. The building faces southwest with barred windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a gambling gnome named Tulby Wizzbit. The weaver is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the weaver. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Gritty Frog Docs [+] The Gritty Frog Docs is a large, tidy-looking boat for hire. The building faces east with a wood storefront, small windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a solemn half-dwarf named Bornir Ratvein. The boat for hire is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the boat for hire. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Seven Harpoon Candle Maker [+] The Seven Harpoon Candle Maker is a normal sized, disgusting-looking illuminator. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, tiny windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an insecure goblin named Brexn Brainhowl. The illuminator is known for steep prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the illuminator. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Murdered Turkey Inc. [+] The Murdered Turkey Inc. is a large, filthy-looking tavern. The building faces southeast with broken windows, a roof made from thatch, and a wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a xenophobic gnome named Allirette Electrogadget. The tavern is known for varying prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the tavern. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Naughty Halflings Gloves [+] The Naughty Halflings Gloves is an average sized, neat-looking glove shop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, a lap board storefront, and no windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a thick minotaur named Perdon Swiftwind. The glove shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the glove shop. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Knotted Pot Inc. [+] The Knotted Pot Inc. is a typical sized, orderly-looking smithy. The building faces south with a wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and three windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a chatty minotaur named Grendainand Stronggath. The smithy is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There is 1 customer in the smithy. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Thirsty Bull Worship House [+] The Thirsty Bull Worship House is a small, clean-looking temple. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, three windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a boastful goblin named Rbun Metalcutter. The temple is known for very high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 5 customers in the temple. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Mad Whisper Shop [+] The Mad Whisper Shop is a small, tidy-looking translator. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, a split wood storefront, and no windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a patronizing minotaur named Besne Domfury. The translator is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 4 customers in the translator. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Drifting Halfling House [+] The Drifting Halfling House is a large, crowded-looking civic center. The building faces southeast with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from thatch, and clean windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a drunken gnome named Ada Tiddlytonk. The civic center is known for varying prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 3 customers in the civic center. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Colored Greyhound General Mechandise [+] The Colored Greyhound General Mechandise is a large, damp-looking grocery store. The building faces southwest with barred windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a nosy gnome named Bea Tiddlywink. The grocery store is known for high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the grocery store. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Raging Princess Group [+] The Raging Princess Group is a huge, dirty-looking armorsmithy. The building faces south with a brick storefront, round windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an efficient gnome named Kiamida Cobbleblast. The armorsmithy is known for fair prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. Upon entering you hear the sound of a forge, you smell a burning fire, and you see bit of armor in various states of repiar. There is 1 customer in the armorsmithy. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.