Welcome to DeFloydmouth!

DeFloydmouth is known for the following resources:

• A creepy cave inhabited by dangerous bats that are hunted by witches.
• A magical shrine inhabited by tame kangaroos that are feared by kittens.
• A blessed battle field inhabited by defenseless woodpeckers that are visited frequently by vampires. Somoeone said someone found a stash of iron maidens in a well.
• Old timber forests that are hunted by gru. One might dig up bags of copper in a nearby pit.
• A magical castle inhabited by wild crows that are avoided by gru.

• Monk seeks apprentice. Will pay in gold. Contact Pripne.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Zrar Bonecrusher The Gray.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will owe you a huge favor. Must be clean. Contact Skanir Dragonvault.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Mickic Blackfield.
• Wanted: I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Dan VanStanett.
• Kzurm Ghostthand has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Tor Triggerfiz.
• Required: I have lizards in my basement, plz halp! May include some hazards. Will pay in gold. Contact Ceeka.
• Needed: Need a change of pace? Seeking inter-planar messenger. May include some hazards. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Halriglas Broadlight for more details.
• Looking for something new? wine tester wanted. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Elaleniyn Dawnwake for more information.
• Help! Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather hydra blood due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Opportunity to earn a title. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Yap.
• A passing Expert is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a secret. Contact Kik Bearroot.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Chaellava Blackwake.
• whiskey tester wanted. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Tmegd Ogrekill.

• Dellenssa Killemoon is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled barber. She appears beligerent.
• Chaarttars Earthrun is a female elf who is known in the city as being a decent plasterer. She appears melancholy.
• Glagbsh Armkiller is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled armorer. She appears guarded.
• Delnalaen Softhelm is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled priest. She appears homesick.
• Chalenai Bannifeather is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre tailor. He appears patronizing.
• Thromir Paperstream is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent smith. He appears deluded.
• Doney Casen is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled sage. He appears gambling.
• Mickes Robertore is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent locksmith. He appears lovelorn.
• Jory Casan is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled specialty smith. He appears outlandish.
• Alalenssa Dirthrose is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre tinker. He appears gambling.
• Darnalinne Dryearform is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled butcher. She appears gambling.
• Joey Castwood is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent physician. She appears nosy.
• Zutgog Legripper is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent bounty hunter. She appears intimidating.
• Done Burne is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled collier. He appears prejudiced.
• Throdal Oilvest is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled watercarrier. He appears exhausted.
• Jo Robertell is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled cobbler. He appears quiet.

• Kiason Triggerbolt, an impatient female gnome. She is an expert who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.
• Davey Harick, a treasure-obsessed male human. He is a paladin who is seeking honest work.
• Jentsy Wizzfiz, a vengeful male gnome. He is a fighter who is cleaning out a slum.
• James Berall, a homesick female half-orc. She is a commoner who is seeing the city.
• Grunbin Holyeye, a fatalistic male dwarf. He is a rogue who is delivering a message to a scholar.
• Gabson Greasegadget, an outlandish female gnome. She is a commoner who is fleeing from forced labor.
• Sergoldly Homegather, a mocking male halfling. He is a sorcerer who is seeing the city.
• Abalenthil Stillsinger, a flirtatious female half-elf. She is a wizard who is brokering a truce over a trade war.

These establishments worthy of mention in DeFloydmouth:

• The Open Road Shoppe [+] The Open Road Shoppe is a normal sized, messy-looking firepit. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, large windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a flirtatious elf named Filvaranae Blackshadow. The firepit is known for high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the firepit. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Sleepy Pony Inc. [+] The Sleepy Pony Inc. is a huge, neat-looking workshop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a brick storefront, and no windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a flirtatious half-orc named Mickry Davfield. The workshop is known for high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you hear hammering from the back, you see tools and bits of wood lying around, and you smell sawdust. There is 1 customer in the workshop. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Dancing Giant Whorehouse [+] The Dancing Giant Whorehouse is a large, dusty-looking brothel. The building faces northeast with tiny windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a melancholy half-dwarf named Danry Jameing. The brothel is known for minimal prices for the long back rubs there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you see candles and drapery, you smell perfume, and you hear quiet music. There are 4 customers in the brothel. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Crooked Baiter Inc. [+] The Crooked Baiter Inc. is a normal sized, tidy-looking smokehouse. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an unreliable half-elf named Larhiaaen Summerhand. The smokehouse is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 5 customers in the smokehouse. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Chipped Halflings Inc. [+] The Chipped Halflings Inc. is a typical sized, damp-looking theater. The building faces east with a few windows, a roof made from tile, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a greedy elf named Chalantars Leaffeather. The theater is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the theater. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Frosty Three Temple [+] The Frosty Three Temple is a large, crowded-looking church. The building faces northeast with dirty windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a lonely half-orc named Donry Roberten. The church is known for inexpensive prices for the long prayers there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you hear a low moaning, you smell weapons being sharpened, and you see elegent golden decorations all around. There are 3 customers in the church. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Grizzly Kraken Inc. [+] The Grizzly Kraken Inc. is a small, packed-looking woodshop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, barred windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a mocking half-dwarf named Balorin Slateneck. The woodshop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 5 customers in the woodshop. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fallen Knife Inc. [+] The Fallen Knife Inc. is an average sized, messy-looking tile shop. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, a lap board storefront, and small windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a cautious half-elf named Jory Davngton. The tile shop is known for varying prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 2 customers in the tile shop. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Ruby Giant Inc. [+] The Ruby Giant Inc. is a small, cluttered-looking stable. The building faces northwest with dirty windows, a roof made from turf, and a stone storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a jesterly half-elf named Aleelliyn Keenmight. The stable is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 5 customers in the stable. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Marbled Pot Inc. [+] The Marbled Pot Inc. is a small, cluttered-looking tannery. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, a masonry storefront, and large windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an intimidating elf named Chalanava Wishwind. The tannery is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you hear an odd thumping sound, you smell leather, and you see skins stretching. There are 4 customers in the tannery. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Refuge Wagon Inc. [+] The Refuge Wagon Inc. is a typical sized, smelly-looking townhouse. The building faces northeast with round windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a flirtatious half-elf named Larlanlleu Evenblaze. The townhouse is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the townhouse. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Oiled Cat Bags [+] The Oiled Cat Bags is a small, disgusting-looking pursemaker. The building faces northwest with a masonry storefront, many windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a mopey elf named Ellenlas Dryearshade. The pursemaker is known for very high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the pursemaker. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Deepwater Dwarves Temple [+] The Deepwater Dwarves Temple is an average sized, damp-looking brothel. The building faces north with a split wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and clean windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a loud half-orc named Sromm Headripper. The brothel is known for unreasonable prices for the long back rubs there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you see candles and drapery, you smell perfume, and you hear loud moaning. There is 1 customer in the brothel. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Golden Bull Inc. [+] The Golden Bull Inc. is a normal sized, damp-looking transportation. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, small windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed half-orc named Mickey Brownston. The transportation is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the transportation. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Fawning Friends Inc. [+] The Fawning Friends Inc. is a normal sized, dirty-looking sawmill. The building faces north with a split wood storefront, round windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a grieving half-orc named Nhoz Bonebreaker. The sawmill is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell sawdust, you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw, and you see stacks of wood. There are 3 customers in the sawmill. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Green Priest Pots [+] The Green Priest Pots is a normal sized, tidy-looking pottery. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a wood storefront, and small windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a violent half-orc named Nish Headkiller. The pottery is known for steep prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 3 customers in the pottery. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.