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Welcome to Battleford!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 11,295
  • Children: 32.05% (3,620)
  • Elderly: 10.24% (1,157)

Racial Breakdown

  • 4,451 lycanthrope (39.4%)
  • 4,214 mindflayer (37.3%)
  • 2,045 elf (18.1%)
  • 328 deep dwarf (2.9%)
  • 144 other (1.2%)
  • 113 dwarf (1%)

Misc.

  • 3 Districts
  • 239 Businesses
  • 1,704 Specialists
  • 1,219 Residences

Summary [-]

Battleford is a city in the Fulran Territory with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate city is densely populated (20,221/sq km), covers 0.56 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 844 meters.

Climate [-]

Battleford has a Tropical Savanna climate, which is characterized by constant high temperatures and a pronounced dry season, and has rainy and dry seasons. Winds in the region are continual and the temperature is generally hot with little variation. Precipitation is trivial, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

Battleford sees a single star overhead: Cej, a large orange star. Battleford also has a double moon: Spota, a small rusty red moon and Chame, a supermassive light blue moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a crumbling conglomerate stone barricade that is 4 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 3.08 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 2 roads leading to Battleford; 1 road is major. The city is lined with even cobblestone paths in a ray pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, poor, and trade.

Government [-]

Battleford is governed through an oligarchy, where control is exercised by a small group of individuals whose authority generally is based on wealth or power. The government as a whole is seen as surprisingly decent. Officials in Battleford are often seen as corrupt and nefarious and the policies are hated. The political influence of Battleford in the region is dwindling rapidly due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population is eager to point fingers.

Leader [-]

Battleford is ruled by President Mickey Chrissone. The President has been in power for mere hours and is revered by the people. There is peaceful opposition to the President and policies. The right to rule was granted by appointment, and that power is maintained by draconian laws and underpaid guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a city guard, who can be bribed. Justice is served by a council, with a common punishment being an eye for an eye.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 0.43% of the population (49 adults).

Military [-]

Battleford has a positive attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 1496 citizens (13.25%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 847 (7.5%). Of the active duty military, 78 (5.25%) are special forces. Due to their positive attitude and crumbling barricade, Battleford is abysmally fortified. Battleford fighters are mocked for their use of light mace in battle. They are much loved for their guerrilla warfare and are considered excellently skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Battleford is currently uncertain.

Resources [-]

Battleford is known for the following resources:

  • Substantial dragon wiers that are avoided by townspeople.
  • An old grave yard inhabited by vampire crows that are avoided by unicorns. One might dig up a chest containing gold in a well.
  • An ancient battle field inhabited by vampire cobras that are avoided by kittens. One might find a chest containing small lyres in a well.
  • Fresh pigment banks that are frequented by gru.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Legends tell of Khalssen's Lasso, a cursed lasso with the power to dominate others. It hasn't reappeared in years.
  • Legends tell of Tarith's Bag of beans, a possessed bag of beans with the knack to find any item. It mysteriously disappeared.

Events [-]

Battleford is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome beaky brain monsters required. Must be clean. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Kkasr Greathost.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? onion eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. Contact Rbods Ogredeath.
  • Bored? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Opportunity to earn a title. Guild membership required. Contact Nhozarg Headsnapper.
  • Bored? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Gkutzar Oozekill.
  • Help Needed: Gubal Rockbranch has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. May include some hazards. Will pay in gold. Contact Trelltra.
  • Need a change of pace? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Jame Andrrough.
  • Looking for something new? Missing peg leg. We suspect derros are the culprit. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Mzar Rantshredder.
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen potato. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Borbin Silverbridge.
  • Help Wanted: Caireras Spiritbash has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Teb for more information.
  • Looking for work? Bounty for brain moles, dead or alive. Serious inquiries only. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Tgurm Nighthowl for further details.
  • Bored? ultimate fighting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Tasugh Neckcrusher.
  • I have lizards in my basement, plz halp! Length of job expected to be short. References required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Nboten Darkmaw.
  • Someone stole my wagon wheel. Find the louse, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. No previous experience required. Contact Hewlita Rocketjet.
  • Need a change of pace? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. May include some hazards. Will pay in gold. Contact Micke Harrough.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. May include some hazards. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Surpg for more information.
  • Required: Druid seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Drorim Opalhunter.
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen magic candle. No previous experience required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Gilby Wobbblast.

People [-]

The people in Battleford love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Lobul Crunchrobe is a female deep dwarf who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled fishmonger. She appears gosipy.
  • Skaond Copperforge is a female deep dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled lumberjack. She appears unreliable.
  • Flu'k'morn is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre doctor. She appears idealistic.
  • Adabor Mithrilhall is an androgynous deep dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre undertaker. It appears prejudiced.
  • Balril Brandyslayer is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled cartwright. He appears loud.
  • Done Goodwell is a male lycanthrope who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled porter. He appears cowed.
  • Lobul Foeknee is a female deep dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled scribe. She appears melancholy.
  • Dis'ith is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled porter. She appears spiteful.
  • Abamir Drakeback is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent jailer. He appears scattered.
  • Garrim Ashship is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent outfitter. He appears prejudiced.
  • Grumrun Brassbelly is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent rugmaker. She appears smitten.
  • Grimond Smartthrone is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled priest. He appears embittered.
  • Balgin Oilsmelter is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a skilled outfitter. He appears beligerent.
  • Faldal Doghunter is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled plasterer. She appears helpful.
  • Elartlas Duskrose is a male elf who is known in the city as being a skilled doctor. He appears grieving.
  • Thzzvy is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a gifted chandler. She appears intimidating.
  • Bororin Ivorytower is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled interpreter. He appears mocking.
  • Vessril is a male mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a skilled barber. He appears clumsy.
  • Kil'k'morn is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre brewer. He appears embittered.
  • Jame Charough is a male lycanthrope who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled official. He appears cowed.
  • Joic Mater is a male lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a renowned prostitute. He appears attentive.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Fat, a quiet male kobold. He is a wizard who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
  • Amamai Gardnertalker, a homesick male oddball. He is an aristocrat who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • Pobornine Newswan, an outlandish male halfling. He is an aristocrat who is here to destroy a rumor.
  • Yerzin se S'hooral, a greedy male lizardfolk. He is a fighter who is doing something nefarious.
  • Dzuomn Metaldoom, an easily offended female hobgoblin. She is an adept who is seeking dishonest work.
  • Yat, a gluttonous male kobold. He is a rogue who is on a mission to collect a debt.
  • Tmub Laughdeath, a mocking male hobgoblin. He is a cleric who is traveling the world as a missionary.
  • Mbok Oozekill, a treasure-obsessed male goblin. He is a sorcerer who is traveling with an important person.
  • Tmerm Metalmaw, a deluded female bugbear. She is a monk who is finding a long-lost sibling.
  • Alehiathil Ravendew, a greedy male elf. He is a cleric who is on a mission from the gods.
  • Glommzog Skullcracker, an exhausted male half-orc. He is a rogue who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
  • Grinpair, an attentive male mindflayer. He is a druid who is delivering a message to a ruler.
  • Thutgugh Skullcrusher, a nihilistic female orc. She is a sorcerer who is finding a long-lost parent.
  • Surpg, an egotistical female oddball. She is a bard who is here to destroy a misconception.
  • Kerm Laughgloom, a mopey male hobgoblin. He is a cleric who is fleeing the law.
  • Don Giaconson, an embittered female lycanthrope. She is a druid who is seeing the city.
  • Poap Oakroot, an easily offended female ogre. She is a monk who is on a mission to collect a debt.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Battleford:

  • The Refuge Turkey Gaol [+]
  • The Murdered Imps Inc. [+]
  • The Lazy Elves Shop [+]
  • The Great Tree Sheath Store [+]
  • The Purple Skull Arena [+]
  • The Fiery Tower Shoppe [+]
  • The Orange Axehandle Firepit [+]
  • The Old Kettles Fine Bows [+]
  • The Frosted Elf Shop [+]
  • The Stumpy Dead of Hell [+]
  • The Wandering Fireplace Furs [+]
  • The Shallow Cavern Saw Mill [+]
  • The Lascivious Widowers Hatters [+]
  • The Whirling Lotus Meat Handlers [+]
  • The Frozen Hammer of All That Is Holy [+]
  • The Punchin' Snake Locksmith [+]
  • The Colored Tree General Mechandise [+]
  • The Empty Greyhound Tap House [+]
  • The Sleeping Willow Inc. [+]
  • The Fat Yawning Inc. [+]
  • The Honest Skull Shop [+]