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Welcome to Saint Darkglade City!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 2,673
  • Children: 28.17% (753)
  • Elderly: 12.98% (347)

Racial Breakdown

  • 968 half-orc (36.2%)
  • 717 halfling (26.8%)
  • 538 elf (20.1%)
  • 281 gnome (10.5%)
  • 80 other (2.9%)
  • 62 dwarf (2.3%)
  • 27 half-dwarf (1%)

Misc.

  • 5 Districts
  • 108 Businesses
  • 350 Specialists
  • 348 Residences

Summary [-]

Saint Darkglade City is a town in the Cencanak County with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile town is moderately populated (5,892/sq km), covers 0.45 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 756 meters.

Climate [-]

Saint Darkglade City has a Tropical Rainforest climate, which is characterized by constant high temperatures, continual rain year-round, and has minimal natural seasons, and has negligible seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally warm with moderate variation. Precipitation is non-existant, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Saint Darkglade City sees a binary star overhead: Uun, a massive blue star and Lux, a small yellow star. Saint Darkglade City also has a single moon: Sinole, an average light blue moon. In the night sky, you see three celestial objects: a massive nebula that has been around for all eternity, a massive asteroid belt that has been around for millenia, and an imposing black hole that has been around for centuries.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a cracking marble rampart that is 14 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 89% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.44 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 5 roads leading to Saint Darkglade City; 3 roads are major. The city is lined with smooth dirt roads in a ray pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: racial, wealthy, middleclass, trade, and industry.

Government [-]

Saint Darkglade City is governed through a constitutional government, where an authoritative document sets forth the system of fundamental laws and limits of that government. The government as a whole is seen as incapable of even simple tasks. Officials in Saint Darkglade City are often seen as crooked and the policies are feared. The political influence of Saint Darkglade City in the region is steady due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population comes together and fights as one.

Leader [-]

Saint Darkglade City is ruled by President Wot. The President has been in power for a few months and is respected by the people. There is violent opposition to the President and policies. The right to rule was granted by forgery, and that power is maintained through spying and assassination.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a local gangs, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by jurors, with a common punishment being fines.

Crime [-]

Crime is common. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 1.72% of the population (46 adults).

Military [-]

Saint Darkglade City has a negative attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 400 citizens (15%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 147 (5.5%). Of the active duty military, 15 (3.75%) are special forces. Due to their negative attitude and cracking rampart, Saint Darkglade City is admirably fortified. Saint Darkglade City fighters are much maligned for their use of longbows in battle. They are ridiculed for their phlanyx formations and are considered reasonably well skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Saint Darkglade City is currently lively.

Resources [-]

Saint Darkglade City is known for the following resources:

  • A magical tower inhabited by tame crows that are avoided by children.
  • Poisonous crow murders that are feared by kittens. Rumors tell of bags of diamonds buried near there.
  • Plentiful tame beaver colonies that are visited frequently by zombies. The locals speak of a stash of diamonds in a dungeon.
  • Peat swamps that are avoided by unicorns.
  • New hemp bales that are visited frequently by unicorns. The locals speak of bags of small lyres in a dungeon.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Way back when, the townsfolk of Kinfun thrived. Things were always nice, but one day an evil cyclops named Gonuzg Skullsnapper destroyed a nearby village. The townsfolk tried to kill Gonuzg Skullsnapper, but were caught. Along came a hero named Granob Mokkiller, who was a valiant knight. Granob had a plan to trick the cyclops by killing the cyclops while he slept. When Granob Mokkiller faced the cyclops, Granob Mokkiller tricked Gonuzg Skullsnapper and rescued Kinfun.
  • Legends tell of Tudot's Apple, a cursed apple with the knack to speak for itself. It disappeared after an attack by bandits.
  • Long, long ago, a wizard named Dzuexn haunted the world on rainy days. Some say that if you confront him, you will be killed.

Events [-]

Saint Darkglade City is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Help Needed: I have rabbits in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Cogold Newshadow to learn more.
  • Looking for work? Bounty for squirrels, dead or alive. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a secret. Contact Tmezn Damndamn for more information.
  • I'm looking for rare giant spiders, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with a land deed. References required. Contact Sszpair for more information.
  • Looking for something new? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Guduk Bearnut if intrigued.
  • Looking for work? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will pay in gold. Must submit to background check. Contact Tmet Ironrender for more information.
  • arm wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. May include some hazards. Contact Rat.
  • Looking for work? Require an instructor learned in self defense to tutor my child. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Gardal Oilmansion.
  • Need a change of pace? woodcutting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Length of job expected to be short. Must be quick on your feet. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Tmuk Nightbone.
  • Wanted: Want to earn some quick coin? grog tester wanted. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Joic Matton.
  • lizards-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Utz Headkiller The Black.
  • Help! Need a change of pace? lock picking contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a priceless heirloom. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Enter.
  • Looking for something new? whiskey tester wanted. Will reward you with valuable information. May include some hazards. Contact Gorrin Stonehunter if intrigued.

People [-]

The people in Saint Darkglade City are accepting of outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Arnir Clashingship is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre miller. She appears sick.
  • Chanalaen Killesorrow is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent librarian. She appears forgetful.
  • Nubb Neckripper The Cruel is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled fishmonger. He appears thick.
  • Adaorin Clashingsmasher is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled mason. He appears efficient.
  • Brobor Marblegem is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled specialty smith. He appears mocking.
  • Micke Willl is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent woodcarver. He appears nihilistic.
  • Grimbul Brandybarrel is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre teamster. She appears prejudiced.
  • Ilyvaraen Tyrneaears is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled pursemaker. He appears loud.
  • Adagin Roarchisel is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent weaponsmith. He appears gambling.
  • Amabornine Siregage is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted mercer. She appears drunken.
  • Balorin Dognose is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled chickenbutcher. She appears solemn.
  • Zhubarz Neckcrusher is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent cobbler. She appears forbidding.
  • Adade Ostwart is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled ostler. She appears violent.
  • Logar Ivorysword is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled handyman. He appears attentive.
  • Shunbub Legsnapper is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent timberwright. He appears nihilistic.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Muk Cleaverhost, a xenophobic male bugbear. He is an adept who is seeing the city.
  • Danry Whiter, an outlandish female human. She is a commoner who is finding a long-lost parent.
  • Jam Jackgan, a deluded male half-orc. He is a fighter who is delivering a message to a thug.
  • Alaellthil Shadowcaller, a xenophobic female elf. She is a bard who is traveling with an acting troupe.
  • Tudadr Oozefury, a flirtatious male goblin. He is an expert who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • Kilpair, a deluded male mindflayer. He is a commoner who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
  • Dodah Backnor, a greedy male half-orc. He is an expert who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
  • James Bartorough, a forgetful male lycanthrope. He is a monk who is here to destroy a misconception.
  • Dzuub Bladestomach, a forbidding female goblin. She is a commoner who is seeking dishonest work.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Saint Darkglade City:

  • The Yellow Kettles Depot [+]
  • The Whistling Riverside Inc. [+]
  • The Violent Tower Inc. [+]
  • The Glaring Kraken Inc. [+]
  • The Burly Cock Package Delivery [+]
  • The Bottomless Axe Sport House [+]
  • The Grizzly Bull Wharf [+]
  • The Twin Peddler Shoppe [+]
  • The Frozen Mead Book Smith [+]
  • The Crooked Elves Inc. [+]
  • The Crossed Devil Inc. [+]
  • The Beefy Dungeon Shoppe [+]
  • The Weary Giant Rugs [+]
  • The Old Maiden Fine Bows [+]
  • The Tired Crate Supplies [+]