Welcome to Wisselmead!

Wisselmead is known for the following resources:

• Substantial crow murders that are feared by unicorns. Alaartinne Goldenbough said the locals speak of a chest containing rubies in a nearby pit.
• A creepy shrine inhabited by vampire cormorants that are avoided by zombies.
• Scorpion beds that are feared by kittens. Somoeone said someone found a stash of platinum buried near there.
• A new mine inhabited by vampire kangaroos that are hunted by vampires.
• Kangaroo mobs that are avoided by unicorns.
• Plentiful carnivorous caterpillar nests that are avoided by children. Baiina Darkcaller said somoeone said someone found bags of kitten mittens in a well.
• Fresh palm oil harvests that are avoided by vampires.

• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Joes Davfield.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Accidental Death insurance required. Will reward you with valuable information. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Serel Stoutwick to learn more.
• cheese tester wanted. Reward is a secret. Contact Raaser Spiritsplitter for more details.
• Help Needed: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a secret. Contact Tudet Damnstomach for more information.
• Wanted: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen bracelet. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Fal Honortender.
• Help Wanted: I have gremlins in my basement, plz halp! A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Wiz Cogglebolt if interested.
• Looking for something new? Someone stole my painting. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Alehialas Nightears to learn more.
• Help Needed: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. May include some hazards. Contact Jame Bartoleton.
• Need a change of pace? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome grigs required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Ikud Legnor The Red for more information.
• Bored? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Danry Corfield.
• Required: Looking for something new? A passing Druid is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Throond Paperbarrel.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Safety not guaranteed. Reward available. Contact Kuggrog Skullkiller.
• Barbarian seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must be clean. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Amane Teaghost.
• Missing holy symbol. We suspect giant spiders are the culprit. Will owe you a huge favor. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Trot Rantmouth.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather medical supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward is a secret. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Jo Carcombe for more information.
• Bored? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with a land deed. May include some hazards. Contact Aesvariyn Arkeneawing.
• I have darkmantles in my basement, plz halp! Reward available. Contact Aeslanai Baequistride for further details.
• Help Wanted: grog tester wanted. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Belartava Evenwalker.
• caber-tossing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. Contact Dan Robertliffe.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Experienced professionals only. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Jam Kleines if intrigued.
• Help Needed: Warrior seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Bemaida Curlyward.
• rabbits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Special attire required. Reward available. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Ceera.
• Bored? carniverous butterflies-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will pay in gold. Contact Gaeleniyn Duskriver.

• Booeras Earthmist is a female minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned plasterer. She appears smitten.
• Kuonrus Bloodis is a male minotaur who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled sage. He appears treasure-obsessed.
• Tolgoldne Healthyshadow is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent maidservant. He appears idealistic.
• Lobor Wavetower is a male deep dwarf who is known in the world as being a mediocre baker. He appears cautious.
• Malgolddo Roadgalow is an androgynous halfling who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled shoemaker. It appears jesterly.
• Yorrun Blackship is a male deep dwarf who is known in the world as being a mocked plasterer. He appears nihilistic.
• Amaborndo Underlady is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a mocked tilemaker. She appears sick.
• Tohmax Sumhoof is a male minotaur who is known in the region as being a mocked handyman. He appears xenophobic.
• Falgrim Thornstoat is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a decent woodseller. He appears forgetful.
• Kuonverani Domhoof is an androgynous minotaur who is known in the region as being a decent woodcarver. It appears treasure-obsessed.
• Drorim Paperneck is a male deep dwarf who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled blacksmith. He appears pacifistic.
• Rinina Borochaser is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled miller. She appears efficient.
• Toshoren Swiftsoult is a male minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled messenger. He appears efficient.
• Gorond Dullhand is a male deep dwarf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled harness maker. He appears prejudiced.
• Cyrtred Bregbreaker is a male minotaur who is known in the city as being a skilled sage. He appears resentful.
• Per Leabridge is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a skilled harness maker. He appears contrarian.
• Ama Margage is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a gifted soldier. He appears prejudiced.
• Calinorgath Mistnon is an androgynous minotaur who is known in the region as being a gifted hatmaker. It appears lonely.
• Barond Oilaxe is a female deep dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre cheesemaker. She appears trusting.
• Grimbor Goodguard is a male deep dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled tailor. He appears apologetic.
• Grimril Bronzeguard is a female deep dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled glovemaker. She appears resentful.
• Barnir Warchest is a male deep dwarf who is known in the city as being a skilled bleacher. He appears authoritarian.
• Hildo Cottonwind is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a renowned bleacher. He appears patronizing.
• Loag Ratsmasher is a female deep dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled seamstress. She appears fashion concious.
• Elly Springwind is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a gifted barber. She appears chatty.
• Kuonule Cloudmane is a female minotaur who is known in the region as being a gifted vintner. She appears shifty.
• Snorgin Armorsmasher is a male deep dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent watercarrier. He appears forgetful.
• El Talltender is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled cutler. He appears cautious.

• Yap, an intimidated male kobold. He is an aristocrat who is traveling the world as a missionary.
• Adakon Lightguard, a pacifistic female deep dwarf. She is an expert who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Grinvy, a jolly female mindflayer. She is a commoner who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Obgbogh Bonesnapper, a chatty female orc. She is a commoner who is seeing the city.
• Malilly Hillbrother, a forbidding female halfling. She is an expert who is finding work as a mercenary.
• Dones Bernaing, a chatty female half-elf. She is a bard who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.
• Abadal Marbleguard, a patriotic female deep dwarf. She is a ranger who is traveling the world as a missionary.
• Mervy, a mocking male mindflayer. He is a cleric who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Nhok Neckripper, a spiteful female half-orc. She is an expert who is doing something questionable.
• Shok Armsnapper, a smitten female orc. She is a paladin who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Naromn Foulslay, a fatalistic male hobgoblin. He is an expert who is following rumors of riches.
• Bedo Overtaunt, a grieving male halfling. He is an expert who is on a mission from the gods.
• Elnalssa Myrthshadow, a vengeful male elf. He is a commoner who is here to buy supplies.
• Sszpair, a lovelorn female mindflayer. She is an adept who is finding work as a spy.
• Elvarinne Bladebreeze, a melancholy male half-elf. He is a cleric who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Donry VanWiltone, an unreliable female half-elf. She is a warrior who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.

These establishments worthy of mention in Wisselmead:

• The Mulled Pot Beer Garden [+] The Mulled Pot Beer Garden is a huge, disgusting-looking brewery. The building faces northwest with two windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a pious minotaur named Podmain Rivermarr. The brewery is known for varying prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you hear people singing, you see piles of grain, and you smell hops and grain. There are 4 customers in the brewery. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Fiery Yawning Shoppe [+] The Fiery Yawning Shoppe is a huge, crowded-looking barbershop. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, a masonry storefront, and two windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a drunken minotaur named Beruder Riverrunner. The barbershop is known for inexpensive prices for the a steady hand there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you smell disenfectant, you hear someone telling a story, and you see somone in a chair covered by towels and a sheet. There are 3 customers in the barbershop. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Salty Hole Inc. [+] The Salty Hole Inc. is a typical sized, dirty-looking stable. The building faces north with stained windows, a roof made from slate, and a mud storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a jaded minotaur named Loatrah Quillmarr. The stable is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the stable. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Refuge Dead Inc. [+] The Refuge Dead Inc. is an average sized, neat-looking townhouse. The building faces east with a brick storefront, many windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by an outlandish deep dwarf named Morrim Smartsmith. The townhouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the townhouse. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Grizzly Cloak Wharf [+] The Grizzly Cloak Wharf is a normal sized, dusty-looking boat for hire. The building faces southwest with a few windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a boastful minotaur named Asterder Rainmane. The boat for hire is known for very high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 3 customers in the boat for hire. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Lazy Wagon Wainwright [+] The Lazy Wagon Wainwright is a typical sized, disgusting-looking cartwright. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, no windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a trusting halfling named Poly Eartharrow. The cartwright is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the cartwright. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wiley Goblins Shoppe [+] The Wiley Goblins Shoppe is a small, dirty-looking shop. The building faces north with a bamboo storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an intimidated minotaur named Delma Wildrunner. The shop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the shop. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Fumbling Rouge Fine Books [+] The Fumbling Rouge Fine Books is a small, cluttered-looking bookstore. The building faces south with a wood storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an insecure deep dwarf named Balbor Dwarfface. The bookstore is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the bookstore. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Red Jane Public Jail [+] The Red Jane Public Jail is a huge, orderly-looking jailhouse. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, no windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a prejudiced minotaur named Alitha Ragestride. The jailhouse is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the jailhouse. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Burning Monk Postal Service [+] The Burning Monk Postal Service is a typical sized, tidy-looking post office. The building faces southwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from tile, and clean windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed minotaur named Beauer Oatthorn. The post office is known for varying prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the post office. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Dripping Pig Herbalist [+] The Dripping Pig Herbalist is an average sized, cluttered-looking herbalist shop. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an accusatory deep dwarf named Broorin Grayankle. The herbalist shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 4 customers in the herbalist shop. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Whistling Peacock Inc. [+] The Whistling Peacock Inc. is a huge, messy-looking tack shop. The building faces east with broken windows, a roof made from turf, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a clumsy deep dwarf named Adabor Ironleg. The tack shop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 4 customers in the tack shop. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Glaring Cat Inc. [+] The Glaring Cat Inc. is a huge, clean-looking weaponshop. The building faces northwest with a split wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and a few windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a patronizing deep dwarf named Garmir Quartzanvil. The weaponshop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the weaponshop. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Snoring Twins Healing House [+] The Snoring Twins Healing House is a small, damp-looking hospital. The building faces northeast with tiny windows, a roof made from turf, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a jesterly deep dwarf named Broorin Marbleear. The hospital is known for high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 5 customers in the hospital. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Mulled Oarhouse Inc. [+] The Mulled Oarhouse Inc. is a large, filthy-looking tavern. The building faces south with a stone storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a quiet halfling named Mal Hornhand. The tavern is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 2 customers in the tavern. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Short Cavern Book Smith [+] The Short Cavern Book Smith is a typical sized, clean-looking bookbinder. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, clean windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a fashion concious deep dwarf named Durdal Pearlgrave. The bookbinder is known for high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you smell old parchment and you see books and papers everywhere. There are 4 customers in the bookbinder. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Dew Paladin Guard House [+] The Dew Paladin Guard House is a huge, messy-looking barrack. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, no windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by an efficient minotaur named Boouul Wildfury. The barrack is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you hear voices, you smell sweat and beer, and you see bunk beds and lockers. There are 3 customers in the barrack. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Blind Oarhouse Shop [+] The Blind Oarhouse Shop is an average sized, damp-looking copyoffice. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, broken windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a clumsy halfling named Fal Rainwind. The copyoffice is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 3 customers in the copyoffice. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Dancing Baiter Whorehouse [+] The Dancing Baiter Whorehouse is an average sized, orderly-looking brothel. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, clean windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by an apologetic minotaur named Kuonith Ragesplitter. The brothel is known for slightly high prices for the long back rubs there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you smell scent of oil, you see barely clothed women, and you hear loud moaning. There are 5 customers in the brothel. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Wrong Flask Waste Site [+] The Wrong Flask Waste Site is an average sized, packed-looking junkyard. The building faces south with a stone storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gluttonous halfling named Hil Kalliwick. The junkyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the junkyard. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Severed Octopus Candle Maker [+] The Severed Octopus Candle Maker is a small, damp-looking illuminator. The building faces south with a mud storefront, a roof made from slate, and dirty windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a greedy minotaur named Ganthiron Tesganthi. The illuminator is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 5 customers in the illuminator. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Master Baiter Coop Hoop [+] The Master Baiter Coop Hoop is a normal sized, clean-looking cooperage. The building faces northwest with a lap board storefront, a roof made from turf, and a few windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a battle-ready minotaur named Byleeras Cloudspire. The cooperage is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 3 customers in the cooperage. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Hungry Monkey House of Law [+] The Hungry Monkey House of Law is a huge, orderly-looking barrister. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, dirty windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a cautious deep dwarf named Loorin Kindkeep. The barrister is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell the scent of pork. There are 3 customers in the barrister. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Elven Dwarves Vault [+] The Elven Dwarves Vault is an average sized, filthy-looking bank. The building faces north with two windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a self-obsessed deep dwarf named Durgan Marblekiller. The bank is known for very high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell earth, you hear muffled voices from the back, and you see and empty counter with bars in front of it. There are 3 customers in the bank. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Lost Hearthstone Inc. [+] The Lost Hearthstone Inc. is an average sized, crowded-looking winery. The building faces southwest with no windows, a roof made from turf, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a gluttonous halfling named Po Homewit. The winery is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 2 customers in the winery. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Sleepy Cup Fabrics [+] The Sleepy Cup Fabrics is a typical sized, damp-looking mercer. The building faces north with a split wood storefront, three windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a violent deep dwarf named Thormir Redcairn. The mercer is known for moderate prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There is 1 customer in the mercer. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Colored Wagonhouse Dry Goods [+] The Colored Wagonhouse Dry Goods is an average sized, messy-looking grocery store. The building faces southeast with a lap board storefront, a roof made from turf, and barred windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an impatient halfling named Tolmirane Coldlock. The grocery store is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the grocery store. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Gutted Crow Leather Goods [+] The Gutted Crow Leather Goods is a small, orderly-looking harness maker. The building faces east with a wood storefront, no windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a vengeful deep dwarf named Balond Armorsapper. The harness maker is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There is 1 customer in the harness maker. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.