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Welcome to Kalbert Park!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 72
  • Children: 40.28% (29)
  • Elderly: 4.17% (3)

Racial Breakdown

  • 35 kobold (48.6%)
  • 15 goblin (20.8%)
  • 14 hobgoblin (19.4%)
  • 5 half-orc (6.9%)
  • 1 half-elf (1.3%)
  • 1 half-dwarf (1.3%)
  • 1 other (1.3%)

Misc.

  • 5 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 10 Residences

Summary [-]

Kalbert Park is a settlement in the Britmou Territory with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate settlement is sparsely populated (28/sq km), covers 2.57 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1808 meters.

Climate [-]

Kalbert Park has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are non-existent and the temperature is generally mild with moderate variation. Precipitation is strong, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

Kalbert Park sees a single star overhead: Toxub, a large red star. Kalbert Park also has a double moon: Moro, an average dull brown moon and Spoka, an average light blue moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny galaxy that has been around for all eternity.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 2 roads leading to Kalbert Park; 1 road is major. The city is lined with filthy dirt roads in a contour-forming pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, wealthy, middleclass, trade, and professional.

Government [-]

Kalbert Park is governed through a republic, where the people's elected representatives, not the people themselves, vote on legislation.. The government as a whole is seen as horribly inefficient. Officials in Kalbert Park are often seen as crooked and the policies are respected. The political influence of Kalbert Park in the region is steadfast due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population gives up their freedom in exchange for security.

Leader [-]

Kalbert Park is ruled by President Khalzin heh Ghessen. The President has been in power for mere days and is despised by the people. There is no visible opposition to the President and policies. The right to rule was granted by revolution, and that power is maintained through vague promises and a constant state of hope.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a racketeers, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by jurors, with a common punishment being hard labor.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is treason. The imprisonment rate is 0.00% of the population (0 adults).

Military [-]

Kalbert Park has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 9 citizens (13.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 3 (5.5%). Of the active duty military, 0 (4%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and lack of defensible wall, Kalbert Park is badly fortified. Kalbert Park fighters are much loved for their use of bastard swords in battle. They are praised for their hoarde tactics and are considered abysmally skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Kalbert Park is currently weak.

Resources [-]

Kalbert Park is known for the following resources:

  • Rare wild bee hives that are hunted by travelers. Tol Cottonfield said one might dig up a stash of kitten mittens in a tomb nearby.
  • Unlimited carnivorous elephant parades that are visited frequently by locals. Rumors tell of a chest containing penis sheathes in a dungeon.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In the olden days, an old man hunted the woods and was drawn towards those that have killed innocents. Commoners say that the old man will offer you sweets, then banish you if you are cruel.

Events [-]

Kalbert Park is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with a land deed. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Wiz Tiddlybolt.
  • Balbul Wavefist has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will pay in gold. Contact Ghrig.
  • Help Wanted: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen tiara. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Grimbin Holykeep.
  • Bored? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Daves Burick.
  • Bored? A passing Commoner is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. May include some hazards. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Xuerm Dreadmouth.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward is a secret. Contact Davey Castall.

People [-]

The people in Kalbert Park hate outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Drummogh Backkiller is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled social worker. He appears jolly.
  • Dzuegd Bladegloom is a male hobgoblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted banker. He appears vengeful.
  • Dot is a female kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled tailor. She appears insecure.
  • Tbomd Brainrot is a female goblin who is known in the region as being a skilled pastrycook. She appears impatient.
  • Lik is a female kobold who is known in the region as being a mediocre teamster. She appears idealistic.
  • Bip is a male kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted entertainer. He appears guilty.
  • Glamm Mokkiller is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a renowned shoemaker. She appears giddy.
  • Mhodduzg Bonebreaker is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a gifted painter. She appears worrying.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Dav Goodrell, a guilty female half-orc. She is an expert who is seeking revenge.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Kalbert Park:

  • The Slumbering Maiden Study [+]
  • The Severed Dog Candle Maker [+]
  • The Lazy Greyhound Wainwright [+]
  • The Desert Skull Inc. [+]
  • The Gray Cloak Inc. [+]
  • The Musty Halflings [+]
  • The Fired Bucket . [+]
  • The Red Snake Correctional Centre [+]