Welcome to Joneswater Mound!

Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 430
  • Children: 22.56% (97)
  • Elderly: 16.98% (73)

Racial Breakdown

  • 310 ogre (72%)
  • 76 orc (17.6%)
  • 24 mindflayer (5.5%)
  • 14 hobgoblin (3.2%)
  • 5 lizardfolk (1.1%)
  • 1 other (0.2%)


  • 2 Districts
  • 15 Businesses
  • 18 Specialists
  • 49 Residences

Summary [-]

Joneswater Mound is a hamlet in the Moolcan Region with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest hamlet is lightly populated (553/sq km), covers 0.78 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 996 meters.

Climate [-]

Joneswater Mound has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are mild and the temperature is generally mild with minor variation. Precipitation is moderate, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

Joneswater Mound sees a single star overhead: Wok, an average yellow star. Joneswater Mound also has no moons. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: an imposing black hole that has been around for decades.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 3 roads leading to Joneswater Mound; 1 road is major. The city is lined with rough cobblestone streets in a grid pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: poor and trade.

Government [-]

Joneswater Mound is governed through a communist government, where the state plans and controls the economy and a single party holds power. The government as a whole is seen as surprisingly decent. Officials in Joneswater Mound are often seen as equitable and the policies are praised. The political influence of Joneswater Mound in the region is declining due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population cowers in fear.

Leader [-]

Joneswater Mound is ruled by Chancellor Drulig Legripper. The Chancellor has been in power far longer than should be allowed and is ridiculed by the people. There is no visible opposition to the Chancellor and policies. The right to rule was granted by constitution, and that power is maintained through random violence.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a roving thieves, who can be bribed. Justice is served by mob rule, with a common punishment being torture.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is petty theft. The imprisonment rate is 0.93% of the population (4 adults).

Military [-]

Joneswater Mound has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 60 citizens (14%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 25 (6%). Of the active duty military, 3 (5%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and lack of defensible wall, Joneswater Mound is suitably fortified. Joneswater Mound fighters are respected for their use of halberds in battle. They are revered for their rigid formations and are considered inadequately skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Joneswater Mound is currently uncertain.

Resources [-]

Joneswater Mound is known for the following resources:

  • Rare peat swamps that are avoided by children.
  • A haunted gazebo inhabited by poisonous crows that are avoided by kittens. The locals speak of bags of iron maidens in a well.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • A long time ago, a witch wandered the countryside. People say that the witch will ask a favor of you, then carry you away.
  • Legends tell of Ghezor's Mirror, a possessed mirror with the power to disappear on its own. It was never recovered.
  • Legends tell of Masrall's Jug, a possessed jug with the capability to dominate others. It has been lost for ages.
  • Long, long ago in a city far, far away, an old woman stalked the woods when the wind blows from the east. Villagers say that the old woman will sneeze three times, then turn you into a mouse.

Events [-]

Joneswater Mound is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Bounty for beaky brain monsters, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Serious inquiries only. Contact Blanu Bonesnapper.
  • Help Wanted: mephits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward available. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Bab Tiddlyfuel.
  • Help Needed: Need a change of pace? grigs-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Serious inquiries only. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Throgan Lightningshield if intrigued.
  • tincure tester wanted. Opportunity to earn a title. May include some hazards. Contact Yordin Bluebrooch.
  • Wizard seeks apprentice. Safety not guaranteed. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Ilyartlleu Softbreeze.
  • Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather rare lichen due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward available. Special attire required. Contact Rxok Wormshadow.
  • I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Length of job expected to be short. No previous experience required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Grimrun Saltnose for more details.

People [-]

The people in Joneswater Mound hate outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Blothul is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a skilled glassmaker. She appears jaded.
  • Vesside is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a decent chickenbutcher. She appears shifty.
  • Xodunk Cleaverrender is a male hobgoblin who is known in the region as being a legendary carpenter. He appears quiet.
  • Zitgub Skullnor The Cruel is a female orc who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled chickenbutcher. She appears gluttonous.
  • Khalssen heh S'hoorzor is a male lizardfolk who is known in the world as being a gifted woodseller. He appears giddy.
  • Thzz'k'morn is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted painter. He appears skeptical.
  • Zkasr Evildamn is a male hobgoblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent scabbardmaker. He appears resentful.
  • Ghezor teh Ghessen is a male lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled watercarrier. He appears gluttonous.
  • Mun Greatbasher is a male hobgoblin who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled weaponsmith. He appears spiteful.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Dzuuk Brainbasher, a grieving female hobgoblin. She is an expert who is seeing the city.
  • Tgbok Darkbone, a nihilistic male hobgoblin. He is a wizard who is seeing the world.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Joneswater Mound:

  • The Beefy Helix Shoppe [+]
  • The Empty Hall Brewery [+]
  • The Empty Oarhouse Brewery [+]
  • The Master Riverside Barrels [+]
  • The Rusty Priest Inc. [+]
  • The Leaping Rock Shop [+]
  • The Empty Riverside Ale House [+]
  • The Ugly Swagger Builders [+]
  • The Wrong Pony Junkyard [+]