Welcome to Joneswater Mound!

Joneswater Mound is known for the following resources:

• Rare peat swamps that are avoided by children.
• A haunted gazebo inhabited by poisonous crows that are avoided by kittens. The locals speak of bags of iron maidens in a well.

• Bounty for beaky brain monsters, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Serious inquiries only. Contact Blanu Bonesnapper.
• Help Wanted: mephits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward available. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Bab Tiddlyfuel.
• Help Needed: Need a change of pace? grigs-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Serious inquiries only. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Throgan Lightningshield if intrigued.
• tincure tester wanted. Opportunity to earn a title. May include some hazards. Contact Yordin Bluebrooch.
• Wizard seeks apprentice. Safety not guaranteed. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Ilyartlleu Softbreeze.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather rare lichen due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward available. Special attire required. Contact Rxok Wormshadow.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Length of job expected to be short. No previous experience required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Grimrun Saltnose for more details.

• Blothul is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a skilled glassmaker. She appears jaded.
• Vesside is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a decent chickenbutcher. She appears shifty.
• Xodunk Cleaverrender is a male hobgoblin who is known in the region as being a legendary carpenter. He appears quiet.
• Zitgub Skullnor The Cruel is a female orc who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled chickenbutcher. She appears gluttonous.
• Khalssen heh S'hoorzor is a male lizardfolk who is known in the world as being a gifted woodseller. He appears giddy.
• Thzz'k'morn is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted painter. He appears skeptical.
• Zkasr Evildamn is a male hobgoblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent scabbardmaker. He appears resentful.
• Ghezor teh Ghessen is a male lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled watercarrier. He appears gluttonous.
• Mun Greatbasher is a male hobgoblin who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled weaponsmith. He appears spiteful.

• Dzuuk Brainbasher, a grieving female hobgoblin. She is an expert who is seeing the city.
• Tgbok Darkbone, a nihilistic male hobgoblin. He is a wizard who is seeing the world.

These establishments worthy of mention in Joneswater Mound:

• The Beefy Helix Shoppe [+] The Beefy Helix Shoppe is a small, neat-looking cheeseshop. The building faces east with a bamboo storefront, two windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a jolly lizardfolk named Yerssen fe S'herzor. The cheeseshop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you see jugs of milk and other tools, you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese, and you hear yelling in the back. There are 3 customers in the cheeseshop. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Empty Hall Brewery [+] The Empty Hall Brewery is a large, neat-looking beer seller. The building faces southeast with a bamboo storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a guarded hobgoblin named Mods Greatstomach. The beer seller is known for very high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell beer and hops and you see casks of beer. There are 4 customers in the beer seller. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Empty Oarhouse Brewery [+] The Empty Oarhouse Brewery is a large, packed-looking beer seller. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, dirty windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a smug hobgoblin named Xodunk Darkgloom. The beer seller is known for high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell beer and hops and you see casks of beer. There are 3 customers in the beer seller. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Master Riverside Barrels [+] The Master Riverside Barrels is a typical sized, filthy-looking cooperage. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, a wood storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an impatient mindflayer named Sszril. The cooperage is known for fair prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 4 customers in the cooperage. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Rusty Priest Inc. [+] The Rusty Priest Inc. is a small, smelly-looking stable. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a masonry storefront, and barred windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a guilty orc named Nisath Legcracker. The stable is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the stable. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Leaping Rock Shop [+] The Leaping Rock Shop is a large, crowded-looking cartwright. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a stone storefront, and many windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a self-obsessed mindflayer named Waerr. The cartwright is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 4 customers in the cartwright. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
• The Empty Riverside Ale House [+] The Empty Riverside Ale House is a typical sized, crowded-looking beer seller. The building faces north with clean windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a giddy ogre named Doduk Rockclaw. The beer seller is known for moderate prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see casks of beer and you smell beer and hops. There are 3 customers in the beer seller. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Ugly Swagger Builders [+] The Ugly Swagger Builders is a small, crowded-looking engineering firm. The building faces north with a split wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and a few windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a forgetful lizardfolk named Khalal fe Khalzin. The engineering firm is known for high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the engineering firm. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Wrong Pony Junkyard [+] The Wrong Pony Junkyard is a large, dusty-looking junkyard. The building faces southeast with stained windows, a roof made from turf, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gosipy lizardfolk named S'herssen teh S'hooral. The junkyard is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the junkyard. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.