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Welcome to Ebentle Acres!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 1,395
  • Children: 15.91% (222)
  • Elderly: 21.72% (303)

Racial Breakdown

  • 787 half-orc (56.4%)
  • 165 elf (11.8%)
  • 119 half-dwarf (8.5%)
  • 108 other (7.7%)
  • 101 halfling (7.2%)
  • 101 human (7.2%)
  • 14 dwarf (1%)

Misc.

  • 5 Districts
  • 69 Businesses
  • 147 Specialists
  • 181 Residences

Summary [-]

Ebentle Acres is a small town in the Conaem Region with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile small town is moderately populated (3,744/sq km), covers 0.37 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 686 meters.

Climate [-]

Ebentle Acres has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are wild and the temperature is generally cool with high variation. Precipitation is strong, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Ebentle Acres sees a binary star overhead: Uuc, an average brown star and Luj, a large yellow star. Ebentle Acres also has a single moon: Sinodi, an average light blue moon. In the night sky, you see three celestial objects: a massive asteroid belt that has been around for decades, a massive black hole that has been around for all eternity, and an imposing supernova that has been around for generations.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a flimsy granite fortification that is 7 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.42 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 2 roads leading to Ebentle Acres; no roads are major. The city is lined with smooth cobblestone paths in a looped pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, mercy, poor, wealthy, and prison.

Government [-]

Ebentle Acres is governed through an emirate, where the supreme power is in the hands of an emir, who may be an absolute overlord with constitutionally limited authority. The government as a whole is seen as shrewd. Officials in Ebentle Acres are often seen as disreputable and the policies are loved. The political influence of Ebentle Acres in the region is growing due to racial tensions. In times of crisis, the population comes together and fights as one.

Leader [-]

Ebentle Acres is ruled by Archbishop Done Antonhouse. The Archbishop has been in power for a few months and is honored by the people. There is public opposition to the Archbishop and policies. The right to rule was granted by force, and that power is maintained through the tip of a sword.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a neighborhood watch, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served by mob rule, with a common punishment being fines.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 1.65% of the population (23 adults).

Military [-]

Ebentle Acres has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 209 citizens (15%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 83 (6%). Of the active duty military, 11 (5.5%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and flimsy fortification, Ebentle Acres is properly fortified. Ebentle Acres fighters are despised for their use of axes in battle. They are much maligned for their phlanyx formations and are considered reasonably well skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Ebentle Acres is currently lively.

Resources [-]

Ebentle Acres is known for the following resources:

  • A creepy gazebo inhabited by vampire chinchillas that are avoided by magic users. Radoz Armcrusher said rumors tell of a chest containing small lyres in a well.
  • Many dragon wiers that are visited frequently by witches. Somoeone said someone found piles of iron maidens in a tomb nearby.
  • A haunted mine inhabited by poisonous dragons that are visited frequently by zombies. One might dig up bags of gold in a tomb nearby.
  • Substantial scorpion beds that are hunted by witches. Dane Bratt said one might find a chest containing silver in a dungeon.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Legends tell of Ninley's Deck of cards, a magical deck of cards with the capability to speak for itself. It has been lost for ages.
  • Long, long ago in a city far, far away, the townsfolk of West Harperfun lived in peace. Things were quiet, but one day Klon'toor the murderer stole a priceless heirloom. The townsfolk tried to stop the murderer, but were caught. Along came Thzzril the mindflayer, who was a valiant knight. Thzzril had the thought to slay the murderer by using magic to banish it. When Thzzril faced the murderer, Thzzril defeated Klon'toor.
  • Legends tell of Turiki's Cat, a possessed cat with the power to answer any question. It mysteriously disappeared.
  • Long ago, a demon named Kibal haunted the fields when the wind blows from the west. Folks say that if you confront him, you will be eaten alive unless you pay a tribute.
  • In olden times, a witch lingered in the countryside and was drawn towards acts of greed. Some say that the witch will sneeze three times, then turn you into a mouse.

Events [-]

Ebentle Acres is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Help Needed: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome stirge required. May include some hazards. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Ulrim Stormchest.
  • Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Adaril Smarthelm.
  • Require an instructor learned in self defense to tutor my child. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Goi'toor for further details.
  • Looking for something new? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Blorrl.
  • Bored? Someone stole my magic candle. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ada Forestmidge.
  • Bored? Someone stole my key. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Khalssen ahn Ghezin.
  • gator wrasslin' contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with a land deed. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Davey Bersone.
  • Help Needed: Bounty for lizards, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ghagan Oxroot.
  • Bored? gator wrasslin' contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with a land deed. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Jam Tramrell.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Must be clean. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Gilllia Lagranspire.
  • Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Must be clean. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Obg Backsnapper.

People [-]

The people in Ebentle Acres are critical of outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Mickes Castgan is a male human who is known in the region as being a mocked copyist. He appears prejudiced.
  • Larnalinne Rootsworn is a female elf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled roofer. She appears embittered.
  • Grimgan Goodmansion is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a skilled bather. She appears authoritarian.
  • Jo Rosenson is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled barber. He appears accusatory.
  • Huddak Legcrusher is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent undertaker. He appears intimidated.
  • Dan Rosenes is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled woodcarver. He appears lovelorn.
  • Serne Jallisister is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled cobbler. He appears chatty.
  • Durgar Grandkiller is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled actor. She appears deluded.
  • Joes Morhouse is a female human who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled ostler. She appears egotistical.
  • Joes Danson is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a mocked cobbler. He appears attentive.
  • Gargan Jademail is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent mercenary. She appears drunken.
  • Ardal Platinumfinger is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled magic dealer. She appears jesterly.
  • Beda Taltopple is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a decent stablehand. He appears healthy.
  • Jamey Colworth is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent prostitute. She appears guilty.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Grumbul Mithrilback, a melancholy female dwarf. She is an adept who is traveling with an acting troupe.
  • Hilco Moontalker, an attentive male halfling. He is a commoner who is following the voices.
  • Cotmida Tinkerscope, a battle-ready female gnome. She is an expert who is seeing the world.
  • Ada Wildone, a quiet female halfling. She is a commoner who is on a mission to capture someone.
  • Mick Benin, a flirtatious female half-elf. She is an expert who is finding a long-lost friend.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Ebentle Acres:

  • The Randy Virgin Group [+]
  • The Knotted Hops Inc. [+]
  • The Whistling Ivy Inc. [+]
  • The Sterling Dungeon Shoes Inc. [+]
  • The Grimy Clowns Docs [+]
  • The Orange Kraken Shoppe [+]
  • The Playful Badger Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
  • The Flying Demon Inc. [+]
  • The Mulled Wolfhound Pub [+]
  • The Crazy Pig Dry Goods [+]
  • The Empty Harpoon Ale House [+]
  • The Forsaken Willow General Goods [+]
  • The Blabbering Halfling Inc. [+]
  • The Rolling Darkroot Inc. [+]