Welcome to West Cranland!

West Cranland is known for the following resources:

• Vast kitten glarings that are hunted by locals.
• A blessed grave yard inhabited by defenseless kittens that are avoided by magic users. One might find bags of iron maidens buried near there.
• A creepy mine inhabited by poisonous bees that are visited frequently by gru.
• An ancient mine inhabited by poisonous crows that are frequented by locals.
• Peat bogs that are hunted by zombies. Somoeone said someone found a chest containing penis sheathes in a tomb nearby.
• A cursed fort inhabited by defenseless caterpillars that are feared by kittens. Donry Andrerley said one might find a chest containing emeralds in a dungeon.

• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Joe Corland.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Harter to learn more.
• Wanted: Need a change of pace? Require an instructor learned in self defense to tutor my child. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Rhogg Mokcracker The Cruel.
• Help Wanted: Bored? Bounty for lizards, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Vothka.
• Needed: Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will owe you a huge favor. No previous experience required. Contact Thorond Coaltunnel.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Safety not guaranteed. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Mkasr Ghosttstomach for more details.
• Help Wanted: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Blothul for more details.
• Needed: Bored? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will pay in gold. Contact S'hooral heh Yerzor for more information.
• Bored? brain moles-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. May include some hazards. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Mods Metalbeast for further details.
• I have stirge in my basement, plz halp! Will owe you a huge favor. Contact S'hoorzor se Ghezor.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. No previous experience required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ulgin Pearlcoin for further details.
• Help Wanted: Bard seeks apprentice. Will pay in gold. Contact Gaearttars Silverwaker.
• Looking for work? Expert seeks apprentice. Reward available. Contact Daves Wilworth.
• Donic Antonston has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Gohdra Tesrunner.
• Help Needed: Looking for work? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen gemstone. Reward is a secret. Contact Kia Triggerwink.

• Cotnk Gearjet is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled coach driver. He appears flirtatious.
• Abakon Drakenose is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a renowned navigator. He appears greedy.
• El Weathertender is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre handyman. She appears easily offended.
• Fal Crazyhearth is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled weaponsmith. She appears flirtatious.
• Aletava Summerglow is an androgynous elf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled scribe. It appears idealistic.
• Larriginne Banniriver is a female elf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled mason. She appears thick.
• Joes Andridge is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled pastrycook. He appears contrarian.
• Eldo Fireburrow is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a decent timberwright. She appears resentful.
• Halnalthil Shadowsorrow is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned tinker. He appears giddy.
• Alelenai Evercaller is a female elf who is known in the city as being a legendary mason. She appears trusting.
• Babson Rocketgadget is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled official. She appears drunken.
• Balgin Hawkanvil is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a gifted harness maker. She appears egotistical.
• Bemai Tigharrow is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled woodcarver. He appears patriotic.
• Ninkey Wizzbun is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a gifted outfitter. She appears greedy.
• Coil Bolgerfingers is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled watercarrier. He appears giddy.
• Tor Triggerfuel is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a decent cartwright. He appears pious.
• Gavgan Gyrojet is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted baker. She appears jaded.
• Tomton Tinkergadget is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a gifted artist. She appears exhausted.

• S'herzor heh S'herssen, an insecure male lizardfolk. He is a warrior who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Zit, an intimidating male kobold. He is a druid who is finding a missing artifact.
• Kyruna Grimilg, a smug male minotaur. He is a cleric who is doing something amazing.
• Traglog Backkiller The Black, a battle-ready male orc. He is an expert who is on a mission from the gods.
• Alehiatars Earthsworn, a jaded female oddball. She is a commoner who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Joe Roseson, a thick female human. She is a monk who is finding a long-lost sibling.
• Mickic Smithgton, a jolly female human. She is a monk who is finding a missing map.
• Danes Stoman, a resentful female lycanthrope. She is an aristocrat who is doing something questionable.
• Delverani Borois, a flirtatious female minotaur. She is an expert who is finding a long-lost friend.
• Khazg Necksnapper, a contrarian male orc. He is a fighter who is seeing the world.
• Gabgles Tiddlyfuel, a boastful male oddball. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Thorgan Thudmead, a treasure-obsessed androgynous dwarf. It is a fighter who is finding a long-lost sibling.

These establishments worthy of mention in West Cranland:

• The Raging Cock Arena [+] The Raging Cock Arena is a huge, crowded-looking bleacher. The building faces northeast with a few windows, a roof made from thatch, and a stone storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a sick gnome named Adaby Wizzfiz. The bleacher is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the bleacher. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Singing Wagon Dock Company [+] The Singing Wagon Dock Company is a normal sized, crowded-looking shipyard. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a stone storefront, and round windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a xenophobic half-dwarf named Balgan Goldsapper. The shipyard is known for steep prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 2 customers in the shipyard. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Dwarven Hole Wares [+] The Dwarven Hole Wares is a large, disgusting-looking clothing shop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, small windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a deluded elf named Ilnalthil Brightdawn. The clothing shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 2 customers in the clothing shop. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Royal Giant Chop House [+] The Royal Giant Chop House is a large, dirty-looking cutlery shop. The building faces north with a stone storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a nihilistic halfling named Ama Nimblebody. The cutlery shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the cutlery shop. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Hammer Scabbards [+] The Greasy Hammer Scabbards is a normal sized, neat-looking scabbard maker. The building faces north with barred windows, a roof made from slate, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a resentful half-dwarf named Garmir Wheelshoulder. The scabbard maker is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the scabbard maker. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Flying Wagon Inc. [+] The Flying Wagon Inc. is a huge, packed-looking dock. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, a wood storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by a smitten gnome named Bab Greaseblast. The dock is known for varying prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 3 customers in the dock. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Voluptuous Cock Kennels [+] The Voluptuous Cock Kennels is a small, dusty-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, two windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an attentive elf named Ilyartava Summeroak. The slaughterhouse is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 2 customers in the slaughterhouse. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Drowned Rose Jewelers [+] The Drowned Rose Jewelers is a large, packed-looking jewelery store. The building faces southwest with barred windows, a roof made from thatch, and a mud storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an accusatory elf named Filhiaai Kindsky. The jewelery store is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 4 customers in the jewelery store. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Sleepy Badger Textiles [+] The Sleepy Badger Textiles is a small, packed-looking mercer. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, a roof made from tile, and round windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gambling elf named Ilylaninne Whitesworn. The mercer is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 3 customers in the mercer. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The New Dog Inc. [+] The New Dog Inc. is an average sized, packed-looking studio. The building faces south with a brick storefront, a roof made from slate, and barred windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a scattered elf named Larartiyn Frostweaver. The studio is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the studio. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Blabbering Axe Inc. [+] The Blabbering Axe Inc. is a normal sized, disgusting-looking law enforcement. The building faces southwest with stained windows, a roof made from thatch, and a mud storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a healthy halfling named El Ormaker. The law enforcement is known for fair prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 5 customers in the law enforcement. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Dirty Baiter Guard House [+] The Dirty Baiter Guard House is a normal sized, clean-looking barrack. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, a stone storefront, and no windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by an apologetic half-dwarf named Mick Peterden. The barrack is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you see bunk beds and lockers, you smell sweat and beer, and you hear voices. There is 1 customer in the barrack. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Hilltop Whisper Druggist [+] The Hilltop Whisper Druggist is a small, messy-looking apothecary. The building faces southeast with stained windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a melancholy half-dwarf named Abador Oilboot. The apothecary is known for extravagant prices for the products there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell damp earth, you hear yelling from the back of the shop, and you see bottles vials and stacks of grian and herbs. There are 5 customers in the apothecary. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Nomadic Days Inc. [+] The Nomadic Days Inc. is a normal sized, cluttered-looking weaver. The building faces southeast with dirty windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a battle-ready halfling named Malda Quetmap. The weaver is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 5 customers in the weaver. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Angry Wagonhouse Shoppe [+] The Angry Wagonhouse Shoppe is an average sized, dusty-looking cheeseshop. The building faces east with a lap board storefront, many windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an attentive elf named Ilynallleu Longshadow. The cheeseshop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you hear yelling in the back, you see many wheels of chese, and you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese. There are 5 customers in the cheeseshop. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Musty Baiter Inc. [+] The Musty Baiter Inc. is a large, disgusting-looking tavern. The building faces north with tiny windows, a roof made from slate, and a wood storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a gosipy elf named Elleniyn Blacksing. The tavern is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 4 customers in the tavern. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Forsaken Helix General Goods [+] The Forsaken Helix General Goods is a typical sized, crowded-looking trading post. The building faces southwest with stained windows, a roof made from turf, and a mud storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a xenophobic half-dwarf named Grungin Tinankle. The trading post is known for high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There is 1 customer in the trading post. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Pink Octopus Hostel [+] The Pink Octopus Hostel is a large, dusty-looking hostel. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, a few windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a fatalistic halfling named Falbard Smootharrow. The hostel is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the hostel. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.