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Welcome to Goldberg!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 1,310
  • Children: 18.70% (245)
  • Elderly: 19.69% (258)

Racial Breakdown

  • 618 half-orc (47.1%)
  • 532 dwarf (40.6%)
  • 91 human (6.9%)
  • 45 half-dwarf (3.4%)
  • 14 gnome (1%)
  • 10 other (0.7%)

Misc.

  • 5 Districts
  • 68 Businesses
  • 143 Specialists
  • 162 Residences

Summary [-]

Goldberg is a small town in the Eastern Donkan Territory with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile small town is moderately populated (3,722/sq km), covers 0.35 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 667 meters.

Climate [-]

Goldberg has a Tropical Seasonal Forest climate, which is characterized by constant high temperatures and seasonal torrential rains, and has hot, rainy and cool seasons. Winds in the region are wild and the temperature is generally hot with high variation. Precipitation is heavy, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

Goldberg sees a binary star overhead: Uuron, an average orange star and Siruri, an average white star. Goldberg also has a single moon: Elaka, a massive briliant silver moon. In the night sky, you see three celestial objects: a massive black hole that has been around for all eternity, a massive supernova that has been around for millenia, and an imposing nebula that has been around for centuries.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a battered limestone barrier that is 10 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.52 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 7 roads leading to Goldberg; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with smooth dirt tracks in a looped pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, mercy, shops, trade, and professional.

Government [-]

Goldberg is governed through a republic, where the people's elected representatives, not the people themselves, vote on legislation.. The government as a whole is seen as mostly sufficient. Officials in Goldberg are often seen as on the take and the policies are hated. The political influence of Goldberg in the region is thriving due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population comes together and fights as one.

Leader [-]

Goldberg is ruled by General S'herssen seh S'hoorssen. The General has been in power for mere days and is honored by the people. There is forceful opposition to the General and policies. The right to rule was granted by consensus, and that power is maintained through the acclaim of the nobles.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by an organized crime bosses, who can be bribed. Justice is served by jurors, with a common punishment being fines.

Crime [-]

Crime is rampant. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 1.60% of the population (21 adults).

Military [-]

Goldberg has a disinterested attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 196 citizens (15%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 72 (5.5%). Of the active duty military, 9 (5%) are special forces. Due to their disinterested attitude and battered barrier, Goldberg is properly fortified. Goldberg fighters are despised for their use of greataxes in battle. They are much maligned for their phlanyx formations and are considered reasonably well skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Goldberg is currently steady.

Resources [-]

Goldberg is known for the following resources:

  • A magical shrine inhabited by defenseless kittens that are hunted by witches. Zhabb Bonecracker said somoeone said someone found a stash of rubies buried near there.
  • Bee hives that are feared by magic users. Masrc said somoeone said someone found piles of rubies in a nearby pit.
  • Substantial chinchilla colonies that are avoided by kittens.
  • Rich amber deposits that are avoided by zombies. Balbul Brasssmasher said somoeone said someone found a stash of penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In days gone by, the constable of Kirkburg thrived. Things were peaceful, but one day Khalssen seh Ghessen the minotaur kidnapped a princess. The constable tried to kill Khalssen seh Ghessen, but were caught. Along came a lizardfolk named S'hoorzor ahn Ghessen, who was a sneaky thief. S'hoorzor had the thought to slay the minotaur by making a wager with Khalssen seh Ghessen. When S'hoorzor ahn Ghessen faced the minotaur, S'hoorzor ahn Ghessen banished Khalssen seh Ghessen and was killed in the process.
  • In the olden days, a Pooka stalked the field. Villagers say that the Pooka will ask for your help, then steal your soul.
  • Legends tell of Subdig's Shoes, a magical shoes with the knack to summon angels. It was never recovered.
  • In the days of yore, an old man hunted the countryside at dusk. They say that the old man will offer you sweets, then imprison you.

Events [-]

Goldberg is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome toads required. Safety not guaranteed. Will pay in gold. Contact Mickey MacBlackcroft.
  • Need a change of pace? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen valuables. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Trelltra for further details.
  • Wanted: A passing Cleric is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Sszpair.
  • Looking for work? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must be a quick learner. Contact Snorkon Carbonsmith.
  • Required: Need a change of pace? Uduk Oxclaw has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will pay in gold. Contact Xuadr Greatmouth.
  • I have homuncului in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a secret. Contact Klugbunk Legkiller.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Fillenaen Starblaze for more details.
  • Wanted: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen cerimonial knife. Mild danger may be involved. Opportunity to earn a title. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Alevaraen Leafsing.
  • Wanted: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with valuable information. Serious inquiries only. Contact Alavariyn Eyllissinger.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome darkmantles required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Mizgab Skullbreaker to learn more.
  • Help! Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Mordal Dragonblood.

People [-]

The people in Goldberg love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Abagin Talonslasher is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled timberwright. He appears battle-ready.
  • Durdal Lightbread is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a skilled priest. She appears nervous.
  • Joey Casling is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a skilled woodworker. He appears smug.
  • Gavrette Greasebun is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre sculptor. He appears vengeful.
  • Dan Roseinson is a male human who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled professor. He appears vengeful.
  • Barag Grandsmith is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a renowned teamster. She appears guarded.
  • Hewnk Fusegauge is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a skilled lumberjack. She appears lovelorn.
  • Grunag Leadstone is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled doctor. She appears nervous.
  • Cotton Rocketblast is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled courtier. She appears intimidating.
  • Davey Peterhews is a male human who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled good samaritan. He appears egotistical.
  • Dane Dilmell is a male human who is known in the city as being a renowned jeweler. He appears boastful.
  • Danry Kleininson is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a mocked sheriff. He appears drunken.
  • James Greenield is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled engineer. She appears idealistic.
  • Faldor Clawsapper is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled maidservant. She appears patriotic.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Dan Danidge, a pious female human. She is a druid who is seeking thrills and adventure.
  • Tudub Wormbeast, a shifty male goblin. He is a monk who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
  • Illlanthil Killeeye, a trusting male half-elf. He is a wizard who is finding a missing map.
  • Khalzor seh S'heral, a homesick female lizardfolk. She is a commoner who is here to buy spices.
  • Throdal Paperstone, an apologetic male deep dwarf. He is a sorcerer who is finding work as a merchant.
  • Po Healthyone, a contrarian male halfling. He is an expert who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
  • Dav Bargan, an apologetic female half-elf. She is an aristocrat who is seeking dishonest work.
  • Khumm Neckripper, a healthy male orc. He is a fighter who is delivering a message to a merchant.
  • Fot, an outlandish male kobold. He is a commoner who is doing something questionable.
  • Ush Eaglenut, a worrying male oddball. He is a cleric who is fleeing a natural disaster.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Goldberg:

  • The Robber Giant Inc. [+]
  • The Seven Cavern Candle Maker [+]
  • The Puking Road Locksmith [+]
  • The Greasy Ent Inc. [+]
  • The Mended Thug Coop Hoop [+]
  • The Naughty Priest Glove Shop [+]
  • The Whistling Monkey Inc. [+]
  • The Worn Troll Temple [+]
  • The Punchin' Jade Locksmith [+]
  • The Blind Nomad Shop [+]
  • The Crippled Kraken Inc. [+]
  • The Sterling Beer Sculptures [+]
  • The Flying Friends Inc. [+]
  • The Snoring Pot Clinic [+]