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Welcome to Gaurdale!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 33,539
  • Children: 11.05% (3,706)
  • Elderly: 25.25% (8,468)

Racial Breakdown

  • 15,932 minotaur (47.5%)
  • 15,630 gnome (46.6%)
  • 667 other (1.9%)
  • 638 mindflayer (1.9%)
  • 336 goblin (1%)
  • 336 halfling (1%)

Misc.

  • 11 Districts
  • 612 Businesses
  • 5,154 Specialists
  • 3,580 Residences

Summary [-]

Gaurdale is a capitol in the Burdin Region with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate capitol is sparsely populated (1,069/sq km), covers 31.37 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 6319 meters.

Climate [-]

Gaurdale has a Dry-Summer Subtropical climate, which is characterized by warm and dry summers with mild and wet winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are soft and the temperature is generally cool with moderate variation. Precipitation is negligible, and the sky is mostly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Gaurdale sees a single star overhead: Krocol, an average yellow star. Gaurdale also has a double moon: Proka, a large bone white moon and Spodipe, an average bone white moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny asteroid belt that has been around for generations.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a reinforced basalt palisade that is 4 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 98% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 26.34 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to Gaurdale; 2 roads are major. The city is lined with well-maintained cobblestone paths in a looped pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, mercy, education, entertainment, trade, industry, civic, fine shops, arena, shops, and professional.

Government [-]

Gaurdale is governed through an ecclesiastical government, where the government administrated by a church.. The government as a whole is seen as magnificently organized. Officials in Gaurdale are often seen as decent and the policies are mocked. The political influence of Gaurdale in the region is enduring due to racial tensions. In times of crisis, the population gives up their freedom in exchange for security.

Leader [-]

Gaurdale is ruled by Elder Vaz. The Elder has been in power for several years and is hated by the people. There is peaceful opposition to the Elder and policies. The right to rule was granted by force, and that power is maintained through the acclaim of the nobles.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a grifters, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served without trial, with a common punishment being hard labor.

Crime [-]

Crime is unusual. The most common crime is treason. The imprisonment rate is 0.61% of the population (206 adults).

Military [-]

Gaurdale has a negative attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 4527 citizens (13.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 2180 (6.5%). Of the active duty military, 147 (3.25%) are special forces. Due to their negative attitude and reinforced palisade, Gaurdale is badly fortified. Gaurdale fighters are much loved for their use of rapiers in battle. They are praised for their hoarde tactics and are considered perfectly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Gaurdale is currently failing.

Resources [-]

Gaurdale is known for the following resources:

  • Elephant parades that are feared by locals. One might dig up a stash of copper in a dungeon.
  • Dragon wiers that are feared by gru. The locals speak of bags of monkey wrenches in a well.
  • A new cave inhabited by wild spiders that are hunted by locals.
  • A creepy tower inhabited by wild kangaroos that are hunted by townspeople. Faearttel Norrehelm said the locals speak of piles of rubies in a dungeon.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Legends tell of Grin'k'morn's Apple, a magical apple with the ability to disappear on its own. It mysteriously disappeared.
  • Legends tell of Xroten's Needle, a magical needle with the knack to move on its own accord. It was last seen years ago.
  • In days gone by, the villagers of Freman lived in peace. Things were always nice, but one day an evil dragon named Weoana Borokos destroyed a nearby village. The villagers tried to stop the dragon, but failed miserably. Along came a gnome named Adaina Wizzgadget, who was an expert bowman. Adaina had a plan to trick the dragon by using magic to banish it. When Adaina Wizzgadget faced the dragon, Adaina Wizzgadget defeated Weoana Borokos and rescued the hostages.
  • Long ago, the townsfolk of Lawden thrived. Things were good, but one day a dragon named Ayarell Oatmane slayed a local hero. The townsfolk tried to stop the dragon, but didn't get close. Along came a easily offended orc named Drashurg Headnor The Black, who was a sneaky thief. Drashurg had an idea to slay the dragon by using magic to banish it. When Drashurg Headnor The Black faced the dragon, Drashurg Headnor The Black defeated Ayarell Oatmane.
  • Long ago, a hag stalked the field. Some say that the hag will ask for your help, then eat you.

Events [-]

Gaurdale is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Discretion required. Will pay in gold. Contact Mun Metalhowl for more details.
  • I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Lobor Goodface for further details.
  • Required: Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rats required. Reward is a secret. Contact Omarz Bonebreaker to learn more.
  • Looking for work? gator wrasslin' contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Falmiraine Ashwolf.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Bounty for toads, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Guild membership required. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Fot.
  • toads-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Must provide your own transportation. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact S'hooral teh Khalssen to learn more.
  • Help Needed: Looking for something new? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Drogb Mokripper.
  • Cleric seeks apprentice. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward is a secret. Contact Uduk Oakmane.
  • Zor Damndeath has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will pay in gold. Contact Vothka.
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen magic candle. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Mickey Broden if intrigued.
  • Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Tudet Greatslay if interested.
  • Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with a land deed. May include some hazards. Contact Alalanthil Jadebreeze.
  • Help Wanted: A passing Adept is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with valuable information. May include some hazards. Contact Dave Clayson for further details.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Bedo Boffinwart.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Rugor Ironkill.
  • Wanted: Want to earn some quick coin? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather eye of newt due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward is a priceless heirloom. May include some hazards. Contact Tor Greasegadget.
  • I have giant spiders in my basement, plz halp! Reward available. Contact Alevarava Baequimane.
  • Help! Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will pay in gold. Contact Haarigtel Teasen'form.
  • Wanted: Need a change of pace? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome imps required. Reward available. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Grumkon Rubymouth.
  • I'm looking for rare rabbits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Vor for further details.
  • Bored? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Sommab Necksnapper.
  • I have cockatrices in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Junnk Triggerblast.
  • Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a secret. Contact Xtemt Laughmurder.

People [-]

The people in Gaurdale love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Boone Stormtalon is a male minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled mercenary. He appears lonely.
  • Grinth is an androgynous mindflayer who is known in the region as being a decent woodworker. It appears patronizing.
  • Rugoten Greatbasher is a male goblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled sage. He appears accusatory.
  • Wrarall is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled harness maker. He appears accusatory.
  • Priril is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a gifted hatmaker. He appears greedy.
  • Amaine Manyward is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a decent barber. He appears vengeful.
  • Xuexn Cleavermurder is a female goblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent magic dealer. She appears deluded.
  • Arsha Plainvidol is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a mediocre tinker. He appears smitten.
  • Foosstar Sumwind is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled librarian. She appears patronizing.
  • Tgog Gianthowl is a male goblin who is known in the city as being a mediocre sage. He appears accusatory.
  • Thzz'ith is a female mindflayer who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled fishmonger. She appears forgetful.
  • Goivy is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a gifted mercer. He appears quiet.
  • Dzuub Darkslay is a female goblin who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled bookseller. She appears mopey.
  • Trellrall is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a gifted bowyer. She appears boastful.
  • Bede Brownfox is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a decent plasterer. He appears loud.
  • Amadeda Hotmap is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a mediocre chickenbutcher. He appears smitten.
  • Babnk Tiddlygauge is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a renowned forester. He appears cautious.
  • Tomeno Triggerfuel is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a gifted good samaritan. She appears pacifistic.
  • Malborn Heathericiny is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a decent shipwright. She appears egotistical.
  • Permai Silverwit is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a decent potter. He appears jaded.
  • Wra'toor is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled beer seller. She appears nihilistic.
  • Trellril is a female mindflayer who is known in the region as being a renowned courtier. She appears homesick.
  • Beaugo Stormspire is an androgynous minotaur who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled deputy. It appears xenophobic.
  • Pogold Flowleaf is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled undertaker. She appears grieving.
  • Tmoten Dreadkill is a female goblin who is known in the city as being a skilled warehouse worker. She appears self-obsessed.
  • Codo Slowletters is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a skilled timberwright. She appears jesterly.
  • Xtun Cleavermurder is an androgynous goblin who is known in that part of town as being a decent bather. It appears guarded.
  • Amane Hometender is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a decent physician. She appears fatalistic.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Mal Shadowtalker, a healthy female oddball. She is a warrior who is following rumors of riches.
  • Serly Brushsall, a solemn male halfling. He is a monk who is seeking thrills and adventure.
  • Gozs, a treasure-obsessed male oddball. He is a fighter who is here to destroy a rumor.
  • Goap Oxfang, a patriotic female ogre. She is a commoner who is here to buy slaves.
  • Rugurm Greatdamn, an intimidated male bugbear. He is a commoner who is following a message from an angel.
  • Khalzin se Ghezor, an egotistical female lizardfolk. She is a druid who is doing something amazing.
  • Kezn Evilslay, a jesterly male hobgoblin. He is a wizard who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
  • Mertra, a treasure-obsessed female mindflayer. She is a sorcerer who is doing something nefarious.
  • Xuerm Biggloom, a greedy female goblin. She is a warrior who is finding work as a skilled laborer.
  • Belellaen Hunithrisen, a gosipy male drow. He is a cleric who is here to buy spices.
  • Bash Mokbreaker, a treasure-obsessed female bugbear. She is a bard who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
  • Ghak Bearsnout, an accusatory male ogre. He is a paladin who is traveling the world as a trader.
  • Hupne, a thick androgynous mindflayer. It is a commoner who is traveling the world as a beggar.
  • Gorrim Rubymolder, a skeptical male deep dwarf. He is an expert who is finding a missing artifact.
  • Dan Benore, a territorial female half-dwarf. She is a cleric who is doing something secret.
  • Arbin Rustankle, a resentful female deep dwarf. She is a wizard who is doing something questionable.
  • Gohdra Spiritsinger, a healthy male minotaur. He is a cleric who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
  • Cavyes Ragestalker, a mopey male minotaur. He is an aristocrat who is traveling the world as a beggar.
  • Rrabg Armcracker, a guarded male orc. He is a ranger who is doing something impossible.
  • Jamey Giacoard, a battle-ready male human. He is an expert who is fleeing an assassin.
  • Khugug Armcracker The Cruel, a nihilistic male orc. He is a commoner who is seeking revenge.
  • Ghessen heh Khalal, a territorial female oddball. She is a commoner who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.
  • Erindek Stoneganthi, an intimidated female minotaur. She is a fighter who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
  • Morbin Amberkiller, a fashion concious female deep dwarf. She is a warrior who is fleeing an assassin.
  • Hartra, a nervous male mindflayer. He is a commoner who is here to buy slaves.
  • Durbor Rathead, a conspirational female dwarf. She is a cleric who is here to buy supplies.
  • El Skycaller, a jolly male halfling. He is a warrior who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • Adaellanae Blackbreeze, a xenophobic male drow. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as a trader.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Gaurdale:

  • The Surly Fox Mercenary [+]
  • The Ripped Hall Inc. [+]
  • The Sloppy Mead Reference Center [+]
  • The Gritty Skull Wharf [+]
  • The Ripped Hearthstone Inc. [+]
  • The Chipped Jade Inc. [+]
  • The Mangy Wig Inc. [+]
  • The Crazy Ulcer Dry Goods [+]
  • The Violet Wand Farm [+]
  • The Fumbling Paladin Fine Books [+]
  • The Happy Wand Millers [+]
  • The Smiling Swagger Shop [+]
  • The Fat Monk Inc. [+]
  • The Gutted Mug Harnesses [+]
  • The Sterling Bill Sculptures [+]
  • The Chicken Toad Farmers Market [+]
  • The Cardinal Jane Farmers Market [+]
  • The Wobbly Hall Hostel [+]
  • The Twisted Fireplace Shoppe [+]
  • The Mangy Troll Word Smiths [+]
  • The Slade Wig Charity [+]
  • The Mad Grog Translations [+]
  • The Drunken Dwarves Jewelers [+]
  • The Burly Kettles Package Delivery [+]
  • The Plaid Thug Hostel [+]
  • The Salty Skull Inc. [+]
  • The Chipped Crow Inc. [+]
  • The Short Flask Shoppe [+]