Welcome to DeFernland!

DeFernland is known for the following resources:

• A blessed grave yard inhabited by poisonous caterpillars that are visited frequently by townspeople. One might dig up bags of platinum in a nearby pit.
• Chinchilla colonies that are visited frequently by witches. Shumm Skullcracker said somoeone said someone found bags of kitten mittens in a nearby pit.
• Paltry woodpecker descents that are avoided by witches. Ilnaliyn Cyredrunner said rumors tell of a chest containing small lyres in a tomb nearby.

• A passing Sorcerer is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Muk Metaldeath.
• Looking for work? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a secret. Contact Wiz Coggletonk.
• Wanted: Bored? Someone stole my relic. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Dagan Oxfang.
• Someone stole my potato. Find the louse, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Brods Blademouth to learn more.
• Dane Petrland has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Length of job expected to be short. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Gozka for further details.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a secret. Contact Srom Skullcracker.
• Sorcerer seeks apprentice. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Begoldda Scattershaker.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will pay in gold. Serious inquiries only. Contact Bargin Beartoe if intrigued.
• Bored? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. No pay until task is completed successfully. Must not smell. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Alenaltars Aleanmane.
• Looking for work? Aleartiyn Cyredgleam has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a secret. Discretion required. Contact Prithul for more details.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a priceless heirloom. No previous experience required. Contact Deltssa Moonstryke.
• Wanted: I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Malgrimly Quettan.
• Required: Bored? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a secret. Mild danger may be involved. Must not smell. Contact Xtor Ironmouth for more information.

• El Prettytoe is an androgynous halfling who is known in the city as being a decent tanner. It appears nervous.
• Tolda Oldpipe is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a decent cartwright. He appears lovelorn.
• Daney Davngham is a male human who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled bather. He appears homesick.
• Ama Heathergather is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a mocked coach driver. She appears mopey.
• Dave Brileton is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a decent bowyer. He appears flirtatious.
• Be Warmward is an androgynous halfling who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled actor. It appears accusatory.
• Pergrinda Tighletters is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled vintner. He appears thick.
• Begrinine Quickbee is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled engineer. He appears cautious.
• Podo Greeniciny is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled ostler. She appears shifty.
• Dave Whiterell is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled brewer. She appears prejudiced.
• Fal Sproutcobble is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled potter. She appears jaded.
• Shuborg Neckkiller is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a renowned smith. She appears boastful.
• Zhunush Skullnor is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a mediocre timberwright. He appears intimidated.
• Falbardly Sunshaker is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a decent bounty hunter. He appears gosipy.
• Serel Heatherghost is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent wine seller. She appears skeptical.
• Dav Andrand is a male human who is known in the world as being a renowned bookbinder. He appears skeptical.

• Elda Skyblower, a skeptical female halfling. She is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
• Morbin Crystalkeg, a fatalistic female dwarf. She is an adept who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Faldor Wheelfighter, a cowed female half-dwarf. She is a fighter who is finding a missing criminal.
• Gaevarlleu Leafsong, a beligerent female elf. She is a commoner who is on a mission for diplomacy.
• Davey Chafield, an intimidating female half-dwarf. She is a commoner who is here to buy supplies.
• Dav Clayville, a gambling male human. He is a sorcerer who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Beava Cogglebit, a forbidding female gnome. She is a commoner who is finding work as a mercenary.
• Oggb Skullkiller, an unreliable female half-orc. She is a rogue who is seeing the world.

These establishments worthy of mention in DeFernland:

• The Lost Eagle Inc. [+] The Lost Eagle Inc. is a huge, dusty-looking winery. The building faces east with a masonry storefront, a roof made from turf, and clean windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a solemn half-dwarf named Durbin Dwarfmead. The winery is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 4 customers in the winery. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Empty Halfling Tap House [+] The Empty Halfling Tap House is a normal sized, neat-looking beer seller. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, a mud storefront, and a few windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a gambling half-orc named Joey Jameore. The beer seller is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see casks of beer and you smell beer and hops. There are 4 customers in the beer seller. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Mad Axe Shop [+] The Mad Axe Shop is an average sized, tidy-looking translator. The building faces southwest with a masonry storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a solemn half-orc named Jam Southhews. The translator is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 5 customers in the translator. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Murdered Widowers Inc. [+] The Murdered Widowers Inc. is a huge, filthy-looking tavern. The building faces south with a brick storefront, a roof made from tile, and no windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a xenophobic half-orc named Zidig Headcrusher. The tavern is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the tavern. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Chipped Jane Inc. [+] The Chipped Jane Inc. is a normal sized, crowded-looking theater. The building faces east with a bamboo storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a greedy half-orc named Ghubdak Skullripper. The theater is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 4 customers in the theater. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Shining Thug Bindary [+] The Shining Thug Bindary is an average sized, dirty-looking bookbinder. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, a lap board storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a solemn halfling named Hilly Overdigger. The bookbinder is known for fair prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see books and papers everywhere and you smell old parchment. There are 2 customers in the bookbinder. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Flaming Rock Inc. [+] The Flaming Rock Inc. is a large, messy-looking dock. The building faces northwest with no windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by a mopey human named Dones Francridge. The dock is known for high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 5 customers in the dock. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Knotted Lion Inc. [+] The Knotted Lion Inc. is a normal sized, filthy-looking smithy. The building faces south with clean windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a healthy half-orc named Mickry Stansford. The smithy is known for fair prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 4 customers in the smithy. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Rusty Hops Inc. [+] The Rusty Hops Inc. is an average sized, filthy-looking stable. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, a mud storefront, and no windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a smug half-orc named Shodsh Legnor. The stable is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the stable. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Drinking Beauty Arena [+] The Drinking Beauty Arena is a huge, disgusting-looking civic center. The building faces southeast with a lap board storefront, many windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a worrying halfling named Po Montabee. The civic center is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 4 customers in the civic center. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Sterling Demon Shoes [+] The Sterling Demon Shoes is a typical sized, disgusting-looking shoe shop. The building faces northeast with a stone storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a spiteful halfling named Adagrin Sirecaller. The shoe shop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you smell rthymic grinding, you see a kitten, and you hear a kitten mewing. There is 1 customer in the shoe shop. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Elegant Demon Vault [+] The Elegant Demon Vault is an average sized, neat-looking bank. The building faces east with three windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a vengeful human named Dav Bernainson. The bank is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you hear muffled voices from the back, you see and empty counter with bars in front of it, and you smell earth. There are 3 customers in the bank. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Stinky Eagle House of Colors [+] The Stinky Eagle House of Colors is a huge, clean-looking dyer. The building faces northwest with stained windows, a roof made from slate, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a beligerent halfling named Falne Lightningwill. The dyer is known for moderate prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you hear a bubbling sound, you see lots of colored cloth and pots of dye, and you smell something fishy. There is 1 customer in the dyer. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Grimy Bunk Docs [+] The Grimy Bunk Docs is a huge, crowded-looking boat for hire. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, large windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a battle-ready halfling named Adadiine Stoutsleep. The boat for hire is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the boat for hire. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Eastern Monk Wares [+] The Eastern Monk Wares is a large, damp-looking clothing shop. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, a lap board storefront, and three windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an idealistic half-dwarf named Skabin Lumberbattler. The clothing shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There is 1 customer in the clothing shop. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fawning Flame Inc. [+] The Fawning Flame Inc. is a large, messy-looking sawmill. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, three windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a quiet half-orc named Davic Blackell. The sawmill is known for steep prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell sawdust, you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw, and you see stacks of wood. There is 1 customer in the sawmill. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.