Welcome to Hartdorf!

Hartdorf is known for the following resources:

• A creepy gazebo inhabited by vampire caterpillars that are hunted by locals. Zit said one might dig up a stash of iron maidens hidden around somewhere.
• Abundant creepy vegetable patches that are hunted by kittens. Jory Cason said rumors tell of piles of monkey wrenches hidden around somewhere.
• Ancient hemp fields that are feared by zombies. Shumm Headripper said one might find a stash of emeralds in a tomb nearby.

• Help Wanted: Bored? Cleric seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Lodin Grandaltar for more information.
• Monk seeks apprentice. Opportunity to earn a title. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Nip.
• Help Wanted: Someone stole my magic candle. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward available. Contact Garmir Dogcavern for further details.
• Wanted: Looking for something new? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a secret. Must not smell. May include some hazards. Contact Hazgu Neckcrusher.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen tomatoes. Discretion required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Ferdin Grimmane.
• Wanted: Looking for something new? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Dones Bartohouse to learn more.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Mild danger may be involved. Guild membership required. Reward is a secret. Contact Jo Andrecombe.
• I'm looking for rare rust rats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must not smell. Contact Larartthil Keenglider.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must be clean. Contact Fat if interested.
• Require an instructor learned in morbid obesity research to tutor my child. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Mick Bracombe.
• Help! I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome darkmantles required. Will pay in gold. Contact Daves Rosenliffe.

• Grundin Bronzebellows is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a renowned locksmith. He appears healthy.
• Malnk Rocketsprocket is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled carpenter. She appears xenophobic.
• Ilynallas Aleacloak is an androgynous elf who is known in the city as being a mediocre vintner. It appears drunken.
• Grimdor Grandmill is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled woodworker. She appears scattered.
• Tol Curlywart is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a mediocre glovemaker. She appears conspirational.
• Gwalanlas Kindnight is a female elf who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled ship captain. She appears pious.
• Nid Skullnor is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled stablehand. He appears insecure.
• Alliina Fusejet is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a renowned doctor. He appears pious.
• Malel Dudmaker is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a mediocre beer seller. She appears giddy.
• Tolbornly Teaswan is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a renowned astrologer. She appears melancholy.
• Gaglugh Bonecracker is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a renowned salter. He appears thick.
• Grumdal Goodbreeches is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent actor. He appears guilty.
• Amaly Chubbswan is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled lawyer. He appears gluttonous.
• Gwatlleu Morningears is a female elf who is known in the world as being a gifted carpenter. She appears jaded.

• Gorrin Copperneck, a fatalistic androgynous dwarf. It is a wizard who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
• Hamton Triggerfuel, a spiteful male gnome. He is an aristocrat who is traveling with an acting troupe.
• Adacoine Firebottle, a smug male halfling. He is a commoner who is on a mission for diplomacy.
• Jam Wilorth, a lovelorn male half-orc. He is a commoner who is seeing the city.

These establishments worthy of mention in Hartdorf:

• The Oiled Yawning Purse Shop [+] The Oiled Yawning Purse Shop is an average sized, clean-looking pursemaker. The building faces south with a stone storefront, a roof made from turf, and no windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gambling gnome named Tomtsy Triggerfuel. The pursemaker is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the pursemaker. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Blue Riverside Scribe [+] The Blue Riverside Scribe is a large, crowded-looking copyoffice. The building faces north with stained windows, a roof made from tile, and a brick storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a clumsy gnome named Beamida Thermowink. The copyoffice is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 4 customers in the copyoffice. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Screaming Rose Timberyard [+] The Screaming Rose Timberyard is a small, orderly-looking lumberyard. The building faces northwest with a wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and large windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a guilty half-orc named Danes Chrisden. The lumberyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 5 customers in the lumberyard. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Old Skull Fine Bows [+] The Old Skull Fine Bows is a normal sized, cluttered-looking bowyer. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an attentive halfling named Adane Hillmidge. The bowyer is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the bowyer. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Squalid Clowns Shoes [+] The Squalid Clowns Shoes is a normal sized, disgusting-looking shoe shop. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, small windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a nervous half-orc named Dane Jameore. The shoe shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you see old shoes and bit of leather, you smell scent of leather, and you hear silence. There are 3 customers in the shoe shop. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Eastern Dungeon Wares [+] The Eastern Dungeon Wares is an average sized, tidy-looking clothing shop. The building faces southeast with no windows, a roof made from turf, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a jesterly elf named Haltssa Riftform. The clothing shop is known for fair prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There is 1 customer in the clothing shop. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Blind Priest Inc. [+] The Blind Priest Inc. is a large, tidy-looking law enforcement. The building faces east with two windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a trusting dwarf named Adador Grayrobe. The law enforcement is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 5 customers in the law enforcement. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Stinking Kraken Studio [+] The Stinking Kraken Studio is a small, orderly-looking sculpting house. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, a bamboo storefront, and large windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a clumsy dwarf named Gorrun Barleybelly. The sculpting house is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the sculpting house. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Jade Leatherworks [+] The Burly Jade Leatherworks is a typical sized, neat-looking leathershop. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, round windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an easily offended half-orc named Jame Greenley. The leathershop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the leathershop. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Burning Jade Postal Service [+] The Burning Jade Postal Service is a normal sized, dusty-looking post office. The building faces southwest with large windows, a roof made from tile, and a mud storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a quiet gnome named Beamida Tiddlyscope. The post office is known for varying prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the post office. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Divine Imps Clinic [+] The Divine Imps Clinic is a normal sized, damp-looking clinic. The building faces southeast with a wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and no windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a gluttonous half-orc named Danic Colngham. The clinic is known for fair prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 3 customers in the clinic. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wistful Thug Shoppe [+] The Wistful Thug Shoppe is a normal sized, messy-looking shop. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a masonry storefront, and round windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a solemn halfling named Ser Waterskin. The shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the shop. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Slaughtered Heart Poor House [+] The Slaughtered Heart Poor House is a small, packed-looking almshouse. The building faces southeast with a wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and dirty windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a greedy gnome named Gilina Wobbbolt. The almshouse is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 4 customers in the almshouse. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Broken Wagonhouse Leatherworks [+] The Broken Wagonhouse Leatherworks is a huge, messy-looking leathershop. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, a roof made from tile, and barred windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gluttonous elf named Haaellava Kennyrstar. The leathershop is known for high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the leathershop. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.