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Welcome to Fairmer!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 299
  • Children: 27.42% (82)
  • Elderly: 13.38% (40)

Racial Breakdown

  • 205 troglodyte (68.5%)
  • 29 bugbear (9.6%)
  • 23 kobold (7.6%)
  • 19 lizardfolk (6.3%)
  • 15 goblin (5%)
  • 7 minotaur (2.3%)
  • 1 other (0.3%)

Misc.

  • 3 Districts
  • 8 Businesses
  • 8 Specialists
  • 39 Residences

Summary [-]

Fairmer is a hamlet in the Umbem Province with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest hamlet is lightly populated (479/sq km), covers 0.62 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 888 meters.

Climate [-]

Fairmer has a Dry-Summer Subtropical climate, which is characterized by warm and dry summers with mild and wet winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are breezy and the temperature is generally pleasant with moderate variation. Precipitation is minor, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

Fairmer sees a single star overhead: Woj, a large yellow star. Fairmer also has no moons. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: an imposing asteroid belt that has been around for time immemorial.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 2 roads leading to Fairmer; no roads are major. The city is lined with rough cobblestone paths in a ray pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, fine shops, and trade.

Government [-]

Fairmer is governed through a republic, where the people's elected representatives, not the people themselves, vote on legislation.. The government as a whole is seen as shrewd. Officials in Fairmer are often seen as corrupt and nefarious and the policies are loved. The political influence of Fairmer in the region is steadfast due to racial tensions. In times of crisis, the population cowers in fear.

Leader [-]

Fairmer is ruled by President Jame Carore. The President has been in power for mere days and is praised by the people. There is hostile opposition to the President and policies. The right to rule was granted by appointment, and that power is maintained through the ignorance of the plebeian society.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a local thugs, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served by a council, with a common punishment being torture.

Crime [-]

Crime is common. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 0.67% of the population (2 adults).

Military [-]

Fairmer has a positive attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 41 citizens (14%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 15 (5.25%). Of the active duty military, 2 (5.5%) are special forces. Due to their positive attitude and lack of defensible wall, Fairmer is tolerably fortified. Fairmer fighters are respected for their use of throwing axes in battle. They are revered for their rigid formations and are considered inadequately skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Fairmer is currently steadfast.

Resources [-]

Fairmer is known for the following resources:

  • New coffee patches that are hunted by wenches. Ulgan Rustfounder said rumors tell of a stash of platinum in a nearby pit.
  • Wild quail bevies that are hunted by zombies.
  • Scarce poisonous spider clusters that are avoided by witches. Glubd Mokripper said one might dig up bags of copper buried near there.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Long ago, a vampire named Jat haunted the countryside. Some say that if you face him, you will be driven mad.
  • Long, long ago in a city far, far away, the townsfolk of Great DeDenpool lived happily. Things were always nice, but one day Blorc the demon destroyed a nearby village. The townsfolk tried to stop the demon, but failed miserably. Along came a half-orc named Kakok Armripper, who was a valiant knight. Kakok had a plan to trick the demon by causing a distraction while others struck. When Kakok Armripper faced the demon, Kakok Armripper banished Blorc and rescued the hostages.
  • Years ago, the townsfolk of Hospesti thrived. Things were always nice, but one day a vampire named Thzzrall took over the town. The townsfolk tried to kill Thzzrall, but failed miserably. Along came a kobold named Yap, who was a skilled storyteller. Yap had the thought to slay the vampire by making a wager with Thzzrall. When Yap faced the vampire, Yap defeated Thzzrall.

Events [-]

Fairmer is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Need a change of pace? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward available. Contact Jame Andrerley.
  • Missing goat. We suspect rabbits are the culprit. May include some hazards. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Jo Gilter for more details.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for rare darkmantles, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Beamida Cogglegadget if intrigued.
  • I'm looking for rare gremlins, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Chaarttel Bladeshine.
  • unknown potion tester wanted. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Doney Rosenwell for further details.
  • Required: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Length of job expected to be short. Must be a quick learner. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Falne Freelady.
  • Bounty for stirge, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Disth.

People [-]

The people in Fairmer love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Gratz Armkiller is a female bugbear who is known in the region as being a decent beer seller. She appears insecure.
  • Rbadr Ironmaw is a male bugbear who is known in the city as being a mediocre woodworker. He appears thick.
  • Genlonest Zhafury is a male minotaur who is known in the region as being a skilled lawyer. He appears nihilistic.
  • HruLoa Stormwalker is a male minotaur who is known in the region as being a renowned harness maker. He appears forbidding.
  • Tbog Greatshredder is a male bugbear who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre entertainer. He appears grieving.
  • Nbzar Greatbone is a female goblin who is known in that part of town as being a gifted official. She appears apologetic.
  • Wit is a female kobold who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled bather. She appears patriotic.
  • Vothg is a male troglodyte who is known in the region as being a mediocre bookbinder. He appears forbidding.
  • Tmunk Dreadmurder is an androgynous goblin who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled wine seller. It appears xenophobic.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Jory Peterin, a gluttonous male half-elf. He is a commoner who is finding a missing parent.
  • Ardon Bregis, a fatalistic female minotaur. She is a wizard who is following a message from an angel.
  • Khalzor ahn S'herssen, a patronizing male lizardfolk. He is a wizard who is fleeing a bad family situation.
  • Kok Rantdamn, a cowed male goblin. He is a fighter who is cleaning out a slum.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Fairmer:

  • The Wet Silver Meat House [+]
  • The Frosty Baiter Shrine [+]
  • The Lost Octopus Inc. [+]
  • The Sleeping Monkey Inc. [+]
  • The Wild Cup Inpirationsl Waters [+]
  • The Wobblin' Lion Construction [+]
  • The Cloven Hammer Inc. [+]
  • The Wild Thunderbird Bath House [+]
  • The Fawning Tree Inc. [+]