Welcome to Goosedine!

Goosedine is known for the following resources:

• A cursed shrine inhabited by vampire quails that are frequented by kittens. Somoeone said someone found a stash of platinum in a well.
• Plentiful dangerous cobra quivers that are feared by zombies. Rumors tell of a stash of monkey wrenches in a dungeon.
• Abundant pigment banks that are visited frequently by vampires. Adada Orsister said one might find a chest containing rubies in a dungeon.
• Paltry new peat swamps that are visited frequently by children. Ilrigiyn Evenwalker said the locals speak of a stash of saphires in a nearby pit.

• I'm looking for rare quazits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Balag Dogkeg.
• Bard seeks apprentice. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Porkaro.
• Need a change of pace? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will pay in gold. Contact Illenthil Teasen'helm.
• Missing chalice. We suspect rust rats are the culprit. Length of job expected to be short. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Trobdut Bonenor.
• Commoner seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Babina Tinkercog.
• Looking for something new? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. May include some hazards. Reward is a secret. Contact Chalanava Softgleam.
• gremlins-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Must be clean. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Glazunk Bonecrusher to learn more.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Car.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a secret. Contact Mhokuh Skullcrusher The Strong.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome gremlins required. Opportunity to earn a title. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Donic Rosenland if interested.
• Help Needed: Need a change of pace? A passing Adept is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Ghuglbub Backcrusher.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Rashob Bonebreaker.

• Broond Hawktracker is an androgynous half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted official. It appears giddy.
• Iglab Skullkiller is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre harness maker. He appears patronizing.
• Dav Bernaridge is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre entertainer. She appears skeptical.
• Joe Marling is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled bookbinder. He appears homesick.
• Don Giacosone is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled jailer. He appears patriotic.
• Micke Dilman is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a decent soldier. He appears jolly.
• Doney Broster is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled woodworker. He appears nosy.
• Falkon Goldchest is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a renowned forester. He appears worrying.
• Morkon Deepbrooch is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled plasterer. She appears conspirational.
• Elaartssa Riftshield is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a renowned roofer. She appears thick.
• Jamry Claywood is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a renowned illuminator. He appears healthy.
• Micke Morley is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a skilled trader. He appears jaded.
• Bluzgah Mokcrusher is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled rugmaker. He appears worrying.
• Gwavarava Tyrshine is an androgynous half-elf who is known in the region as being a renowned copyist. It appears violent.
• Erhiainne Feathersing is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled outfitter. She appears lovelorn.

• Larlenthil Ravenborne, a patronizing male elf. He is a commoner who is traveling with a diplomat.
• Gab Gearscope, a fashion concious female gnome. She is a cleric who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.
• Gardin Wavemine, an idealistic male dwarf. He is an expert who is delivering a message to a ruler.
• Danic Carleton, a gambling male half-dwarf. He is a warrior who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
• Mick Petrinson, a clumsy female half-orc. She is a bard who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
• Don Clayfield, a lonely female human. She is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Chaartaen Heartrun, a shifty female elf. She is a wizard who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Belartinne Kennyrglow, an intimidating male elf. He is a commoner who is doing something questionable.

These establishments worthy of mention in Goosedine:

• The Glaring Cesspit Inc. [+] The Glaring Cesspit Inc. is a typical sized, orderly-looking weaponshop. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, a bamboo storefront, and broken windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a territorial half-orc named Ratzarz Skullbreaker. The weaponshop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the weaponshop. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Purple Goblins Arena [+] The Purple Goblins Arena is a small, damp-looking bleacher. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, small windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a grieving half-orc named Ghugg Headnor. The bleacher is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the bleacher. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Flaming Ent Inc. [+] The Flaming Ent Inc. is an average sized, filthy-looking dock. The building faces east with clean windows, a roof made from turf, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by a helpful half-dwarf named Danes Kleininson. The dock is known for varying prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 2 customers in the dock. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Weary Riverside Rugs [+] The Weary Riverside Rugs is an average sized, tidy-looking rugmaker. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, a brick storefront, and broken windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a resentful half-elf named Mick Wilton. The rugmaker is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the rugmaker. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Olde Fox Purse Shop [+] The Olde Fox Purse Shop is a large, packed-looking pursemaker. The building faces southeast with a brick storefront, no windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an apologetic half-orc named Ogbb Backripper. The pursemaker is known for fair prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the pursemaker. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Frosty Oarhouse of All That Is Holy [+] The Frosty Oarhouse of All That Is Holy is a huge, neat-looking church. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, a lap board storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an efficient half-elf named Haaartiyn Moonoak. The church is known for high prices for the long prayers there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you see elegent golden decorations all around, you smell scent of oil, and you hear rhythmic chanting. There are 4 customers in the church. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Stumpy Days Legion [+] The Stumpy Days Legion is a large, tidy-looking adventurers guild. The building faces east with a roof made from tile, round windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a quiet half-orc named Davic Sheman. The adventurers guild is known for minimal prices for the assistance with minor problems there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you smell scent of oil, you see a still dripping tarp in the corner covering something, and you hear sound of sparring. There is 1 customer in the adventurers guild. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Great Axe Scabbards [+] The Great Axe Scabbards is a large, tidy-looking scabbard maker. The building faces east with three windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a loud half-orc named Jo Ferman. The scabbard maker is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 5 customers in the scabbard maker. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Screaming Days Timberyard [+] The Screaming Days Timberyard is an average sized, dusty-looking lumberyard. The building faces northwest with a masonry storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an efficient half-dwarf named Snorgar Onyxhelm. The lumberyard is known for very high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the lumberyard. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Ugly Maiden Builders [+] The Ugly Maiden Builders is a large, damp-looking engineering firm. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from slate, and small windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an attentive half-dwarf named Dav Sheett. The engineering firm is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 2 customers in the engineering firm. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Stumpy Dwarves of Hell [+] The Stumpy Dwarves of Hell is a typical sized, crowded-looking adventurers guild. The building faces east with many windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an apologetic half-orc named Groglug Boneripper. The adventurers guild is known for steep prices for the protection there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you smell burning coals, you hear people yelling, and you see equipment lying around. There is 1 customer in the adventurers guild. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Six Twins Shipyard [+] The Six Twins Shipyard is a huge, messy-looking shipyard. The building faces southeast with a mud storefront, a roof made from slate, and no windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a beligerent half-elf named Alariginne Myrthbough. The shipyard is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There is 1 customer in the shipyard. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Wet Dungeon Meat House [+] The Wet Dungeon Meat House is a normal sized, dirty-looking butchershop. The building faces southwest with barred windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a greedy half-orc named Zun Headcrusher. The butchershop is known for varying prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 4 customers in the butchershop. The roving thieves shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Whirling Iron Meat Handlers [+] The Whirling Iron Meat Handlers is a typical sized, cluttered-looking butchershop. The building faces northeast with a lap board storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a scattered half-elf named Donic Bartoden. The butchershop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 4 customers in the butchershop. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Sleepy Rock Cloth [+] The Sleepy Rock Cloth is a small, packed-looking mercer. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a mopey half-dwarf named Don Chane. The mercer is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There is 1 customer in the mercer. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.