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Welcome to Goosedine!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 3,453
  • Children: 34.84% (1,203)
  • Elderly: 8.22% (284)

Racial Breakdown

  • 2,276 half-dwarf (65.9%)
  • 588 half-elf (17%)
  • 577 half-orc (16.7%)
  • 12 other (0.3%)

Misc.

  • 2 Districts
  • 119 Businesses
  • 465 Specialists
  • 431 Residences

Summary [-]

Goosedine is a town in the Eastern Conabeandy District with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile town is moderately populated (6,473/sq km), covers 0.53 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 821 meters.

Climate [-]

Goosedine has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are mild and the temperature is generally chilly with moderate variation. Precipitation is heavy, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

Goosedine sees a binary star overhead: Abal, a supermassive yellow star and Uuk, a small brown star. Goosedine also has a single moon: Thele, a large light blue moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a sturdy Iron barrier that is 4 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.66 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 3 roads leading to Goosedine; 2 roads are major. The city is lined with bumpy cobblestone streets in a ray pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: fine shops and trade.

Government [-]

Goosedine is governed through a communist government, where the state plans and controls the economy and a single party holds power. The government as a whole is seen as satisfactory. Officials in Goosedine are often seen as honest and the policies are loved. The political influence of Goosedine in the region is enduring due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population rallies behind its leaders.

Leader [-]

Goosedine is ruled by Chancellor Kuddak Armnor. The Chancellor has been in power for several decades and is ridiculed by the people. There is peaceful opposition to the Chancellor and policies. The right to rule was granted by election, and that power is maintained through spying and assassination.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a city guard, who can be bribed. Justice is served without trial, with a common punishment being fines.

Crime [-]

Crime is unheard of. The most common crime is petty theft. The imprisonment rate is 0.06% of the population (2 adults).

Military [-]

Goosedine has a laid back attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 440 citizens (12.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 215 (6.25%). Of the active duty military, 22 (5%) are special forces. Due to their laid back attitude and sturdy barrier, Goosedine is greatly fortified. Goosedine fighters are much maligned for their use of bows in battle. They are ridiculed for their phlanyx formations and are considered properly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Goosedine is currently steadfast.

Resources [-]

Goosedine is known for the following resources:

  • A cursed shrine inhabited by vampire quails that are frequented by kittens. Somoeone said someone found a stash of platinum in a well.
  • Plentiful dangerous cobra quivers that are feared by zombies. Rumors tell of a stash of monkey wrenches in a dungeon.
  • Abundant pigment banks that are visited frequently by vampires. Adada Orsister said one might find a chest containing rubies in a dungeon.
  • Paltry new peat swamps that are visited frequently by children. Ilrigiyn Evenwalker said the locals speak of a stash of saphires in a nearby pit.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Legends tell of Danic's Shoes, a possessed shoes with the capability to answer any question. It was stolen from a locked vault.
  • In times past, a Boogyman roamed the region during a red moon. People say that the Boogyman will ask for your help, then give you a gift if you are nice.

Events [-]

Goosedine is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • I'm looking for rare quazits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Balag Dogkeg.
  • Bard seeks apprentice. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Porkaro.
  • Need a change of pace? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will pay in gold. Contact Illenthil Teasen'helm.
  • Missing chalice. We suspect rust rats are the culprit. Length of job expected to be short. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Trobdut Bonenor.
  • Commoner seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Babina Tinkercog.
  • Looking for something new? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. May include some hazards. Reward is a secret. Contact Chalanava Softgleam.
  • gremlins-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Must be clean. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Glazunk Bonecrusher to learn more.
  • Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Car.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a secret. Contact Mhokuh Skullcrusher The Strong.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome gremlins required. Opportunity to earn a title. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Donic Rosenland if interested.
  • Help Needed: Need a change of pace? A passing Adept is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Ghuglbub Backcrusher.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Rashob Bonebreaker.

People [-]

The people in Goosedine ignore outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Broond Hawktracker is an androgynous half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted official. It appears giddy.
  • Iglab Skullkiller is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre harness maker. He appears patronizing.
  • Dav Bernaridge is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre entertainer. She appears skeptical.
  • Joe Marling is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled bookbinder. He appears homesick.
  • Don Giacosone is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled jailer. He appears patriotic.
  • Micke Dilman is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a decent soldier. He appears jolly.
  • Doney Broster is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled woodworker. He appears nosy.
  • Falkon Goldchest is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a renowned forester. He appears worrying.
  • Morkon Deepbrooch is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled plasterer. She appears conspirational.
  • Elaartssa Riftshield is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a renowned roofer. She appears thick.
  • Jamry Claywood is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a renowned illuminator. He appears healthy.
  • Micke Morley is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a skilled trader. He appears jaded.
  • Bluzgah Mokcrusher is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled rugmaker. He appears worrying.
  • Gwavarava Tyrshine is an androgynous half-elf who is known in the region as being a renowned copyist. It appears violent.
  • Erhiainne Feathersing is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled outfitter. She appears lovelorn.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Larlenthil Ravenborne, a patronizing male elf. He is a commoner who is traveling with a diplomat.
  • Gab Gearscope, a fashion concious female gnome. She is a cleric who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.
  • Gardin Wavemine, an idealistic male dwarf. He is an expert who is delivering a message to a ruler.
  • Danic Carleton, a gambling male half-dwarf. He is a warrior who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
  • Mick Petrinson, a clumsy female half-orc. She is a bard who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
  • Don Clayfield, a lonely female human. She is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
  • Chaartaen Heartrun, a shifty female elf. She is a wizard who is here to destroy an artifact.
  • Belartinne Kennyrglow, an intimidating male elf. He is a commoner who is doing something questionable.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Goosedine:

  • The Glaring Cesspit Inc. [+]
  • The Purple Goblins Arena [+]
  • The Flaming Ent Inc. [+]
  • The Weary Riverside Rugs [+]
  • The Olde Fox Purse Shop [+]
  • The Frosty Oarhouse of All That Is Holy [+]
  • The Stumpy Days Legion [+]
  • The Great Axe Scabbards [+]
  • The Screaming Days Timberyard [+]
  • The Ugly Maiden Builders [+]
  • The Stumpy Dwarves of Hell [+]
  • The Six Twins Shipyard [+]
  • The Wet Dungeon Meat House [+]
  • The Whirling Iron Meat Handlers [+]
  • The Sleepy Rock Cloth [+]