Welcome to Bad Burtdorf!

Bad Burtdorf is known for the following resources:

• Cormorant flights that are visited frequently by unicorns. One might dig up bags of monkey wrenches buried near there.
• A magical grave yard inhabited by carnivorous kittens that are feared by locals.
• Poisonous bat clouds that are avoided by locals. Serine Swiftman said rumors tell of bags of diamonds hidden around somewhere.
• Substantial pigment banks that are feared by children. Rumors tell of bags of platinum hidden around somewhere.
• Quail bevies that are hunted by travelers.

• I have grigs in my basement, plz halp! Reward available. Contact Shonig Legcrusher.
• Help Wanted: I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Thumu Headcracker.
• Bored? Joey Francman has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with a land deed. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Gaeartai Brightnight.
• I'm looking for rare rabbits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Niz.
• Missing goat. We suspect stirge are the culprit. Reward available. Contact Klanarz Armnor.
• Want to earn some quick coin? bats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Sokoz Neckcracker.
• onion eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. Contact Tarrath Dawnrunner for further details.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Ilylenthil Riversorrow.
• Missing statue. We suspect bats are the culprit. Opportunity to earn a title. Guild membership required. Contact Duap Bearclaw.
• Help! Want to earn some quick coin? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will pay in gold. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Hesina Sumbash.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen statue. Will owe you a huge favor. References required. Contact Dubal Bearclaw.
• Needed: Someone stole my peg leg. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact LeDone Peterstone.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen shoe. Will owe you a huge favor. Length of job expected to be short. Prior experience required. Contact Grabd Mokcrusher.
• Require an instructor learned in morbid obesity research to tutor my child. Opportunity to earn a title. Experienced professionals only. Contact Ubal Oxfang.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Must submit to background check. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Kish Oxnut.
• Looking for something new? I have rabbits in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a secret. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Gratgunk Neckcrusher.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Fal Talltaunt.
• Help Wanted: Looking for something new? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will owe you a huge favor. No pay until task is completed successfully. Guild membership required. Contact Xuurm Darkfury.
• Looking for work? Bounty for giant spiders, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Tmurm Greatdoom for more information.
• Help Needed: quazits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Daves Greennson.
• I'm looking for rare quazits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will pay in gold. Contact Goedar Tescloud.

• Ghugl Headnor is a female bugbear who is known in that part of town as being a decent tailor. She appears patronizing.
• Codta Winterstalker is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a renowned porter. She appears guarded.
• Elhg is a female troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a renowned porter. She appears mopey.
• Woupne is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled copyist. She appears cautious.
• Anlak is a male troglodyte who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled interpreter. He appears cautious.
• Mickes VanPeterworth is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent painter. He appears healthy.
• Mickry Robertman is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent soldier. He appears treasure-obsessed.
• Thzz'k'morn is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled beer seller. She appears loud.
• Cavose Eaglerunner is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled ostler. She appears territorial.
• Ghriraz is a female troglodyte who is known in the city as being a mocked forester. She appears cautious.
• Surplak is a male troglodyte who is known in the city as being a decent mason. He appears clumsy.
• Master is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a decent adventurer. She appears fashion concious.
• Dzuurm Bladegloom is a male bugbear who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled armorer. He appears deluded.
• Raasa Stonecaller is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled armorer. He appears smitten.
• Blotra is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a mediocre watercarrier. He appears trusting.
• Agris Clawrunner is a female minotaur who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled cooper. She appears apologetic.
• Berulaca Cloudstrider is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a decent illuminator. She appears cowed.
• Snordal Feastface is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent sculptor. She appears jaded.
• Tgus Nightdamn is a female bugbear who is known in that part of town as being a decent sheriff. She appears efficient.
• Pors is a male troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted mercenary. He appears healthy.
• Elagani Borostrider is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a decent laborer. She appears battle-ready.
• Trelltra is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled glovemaker. He appears resentful.
• Ilixril is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a decent sage. She appears patronizing.
• Uhl Mokcrusher is a female bugbear who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled bookbinder. She appears outlandish.
• Flupne is a male mindflayer who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled cutler. He appears cautious.
• Xodunk Brainbone is a male bugbear who is known in the region as being a gifted cutler. He appears smug.

• Goap Oakbranch, a grieving male ogre. He is a cleric who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Gwalanlleu Goldwing, a smitten female elf. She is a commoner who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
• Vesster, a worrying male mindflayer. He is an adept who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Tragog Bonebreaker, a pious male orc. He is a commoner who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Filartaen Melithdew, a gosipy female oddball. She is a commoner who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Raasios Bloodcloud, an attentive male minotaur. He is a warrior who is finding work as a merchant.
• Yordal Blackmail, a xenophobic female dwarf. She is an expert who is doing something amazing.
• Enpne, an attentive female mindflayer. She is an aristocrat who is finding a missing friend.
• Jame Danell, an outlandish male half-dwarf. He is a druid who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Esten Eaglefury, a boastful male minotaur. He is an adept who is seeking thrills and adventure.
• Dran Backnor, a spiteful male orc. He is a fighter who is on a mission from the gods.
• El Fastleaf, a jesterly male halfling. He is a monk who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Done Davidne, a territorial male human. He is a commoner who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Daves Chrisen, a patriotic male human. He is a rogue who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Ham Wobbbun, a mocking male gnome. He is a commoner who is seeing the city.
• Baddurz Headcrusher The Black, a sick male half-orc. He is a commoner who is seeing the city.
• Tilraz, an impatient female oddball. She is a bard who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Yik, a nihilistic male kobold. He is an adept who is fleeing debtors.
• Erlenssa Dirthfeather, an apologetic female elf. She is a warrior who is finding work as a mercenary.
• Gardin Carbonhunter, a scattered male dwarf. He is an adept who is finding work as a skilled laborer.
• Dones Jackngton, a melancholy female lycanthrope. She is an aristocrat who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Azgash Headsnapper, an easily offended male bugbear. He is a barbarian who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.

These establishments worthy of mention in Bad Burtdorf:

• The Wobblin' Rock Construction [+] The Wobblin' Rock Construction is a normal sized, messy-looking roofer. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, a lap board storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a vengeful minotaur named Dastdol Riverak. The roofer is known for high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the roofer. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Great Cup Sheath Store [+] The Great Cup Sheath Store is an average sized, orderly-looking scabbard maker. The building faces north with tiny windows, a roof made from slate, and a mud storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an accusatory troglodyte named Porra. The scabbard maker is known for high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the scabbard maker. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Wild Dog Bath House [+] The Wild Dog Bath House is a large, dusty-looking bath house. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, a split wood storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an idealistic bugbear named Zhod Backnor. The bath house is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. Upon entering you hear the sound of water running, you smell soap and flowers, and you see naked people walking around. There is 1 customer in the bath house. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Tipsy Rose Supplies [+] The Tipsy Rose Supplies is a typical sized, smelly-looking chandlery shop. The building faces northeast with broken windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a deluded troglodyte named Elhlak. The chandlery shop is known for high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the chandlery shop. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Nomadic Road Inc. [+] The Nomadic Road Inc. is a typical sized, cluttered-looking weaver. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, large windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a violent troglodyte named Elhlak. The weaver is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 2 customers in the weaver. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Dreaming Wine Clinic [+] The Dreaming Wine Clinic is a large, damp-looking clinic. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, a wood storefront, and small windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an apologetic minotaur named Brutoron Spiritcaller. The clinic is known for varying prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There is 1 customer in the clinic. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Slippery House Cloth [+] The Slippery House Cloth is a large, disgusting-looking mercer. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, large windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pious mindflayer named Thzzm. The mercer is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 2 customers in the mercer. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Splintered Skull Shoes [+] The Splintered Skull Shoes is a typical sized, packed-looking shoe shop. The building faces east with a lap board storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a self-obsessed minotaur named Ciriuna Bregfury. The shoe shop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you hear the work of shoes, you see old shoes and bit of leather, and you smell rthymic grinding. There are 4 customers in the shoe shop. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Orange Hen Charcoalers [+] The Orange Hen Charcoalers is a huge, neat-looking firepit. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a bamboo storefront, and no windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a sick mindflayer named Diside. The firepit is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the firepit. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Green Friends Pottery House [+] The Green Friends Pottery House is a large, smelly-looking pottery. The building faces northwest with round windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a worrying bugbear named Khatzu Skullkiller The Red. The pottery is known for high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 5 customers in the pottery. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Musty Fireplace Inc. [+] The Musty Fireplace Inc. is an average sized, neat-looking tavern. The building faces northwest with round windows, a roof made from thatch, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a beligerent half-dwarf named Balag Bluefinger. The tavern is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the tavern. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Prancing Beer Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Prancing Beer Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a normal sized, tidy-looking bucklery. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, many windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a boastful mindflayer named Grinide. The bucklery is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the bucklery. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Seven Stump Candle Maker [+] The Seven Stump Candle Maker is a typical sized, tidy-looking illuminator. The building faces northwest with round windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a scattered minotaur named Halfaius Stonestrider. The illuminator is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the illuminator. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Surly Oarhouse Mercenary [+] The Surly Oarhouse Mercenary is a large, disgusting-looking adventurers guild. The building faces south with a stone storefront, a roof made from tile, and many windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a contrarian mindflayer named Chtuvy. The adventurers guild is known for unreasonable prices for the contracts there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you see a still dripping tarp in the corner covering something, you smell weapons being sharpened, and you hear a dog barking. There is 1 customer in the adventurers guild. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Worn Cesspit Shrine [+] The Worn Cesspit Shrine is a large, dusty-looking shrine. The building faces southeast with round windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a smug half-dwarf named Davey Giacoford. The shrine is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the shrine. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Fat Pig Inc. [+] The Fat Pig Inc. is a large, filthy-looking sawmill. The building faces northwest with a split wood storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a nosy bugbear named Zitgub Skullkiller. The sawmill is known for moderate prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell sawdust, you see stacks of wood, and you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw. There is 1 customer in the sawmill. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Slippery Thunderbird Fabrics [+] The Slippery Thunderbird Fabrics is a small, dusty-looking mercer. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, a brick storefront, and broken windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an unreliable bugbear named Zor Greatrot. The mercer is known for steep prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There is 1 customer in the mercer. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Dripping Cup Herbalist [+] The Dripping Cup Herbalist is an average sized, damp-looking herbalist shop. The building faces north with a split wood storefront, a roof made from thatch, and stained windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a conspirational half-dwarf named Dav Davidore. The herbalist shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 5 customers in the herbalist shop. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Squalid Kettles Shoes Inc. [+] The Squalid Kettles Shoes Inc. is a huge, orderly-looking shoe shop. The building faces south with dirty windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a xenophobic mindflayer named Wou'k'morn. The shoe shop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you hear silence, you smell rthymic grinding, and you see a kitten. There are 4 customers in the shoe shop. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Crooked Mead Inc. [+] The Crooked Mead Inc. is a normal sized, orderly-looking smokehouse. The building faces southwest with three windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a drunken minotaur named Tartra Dawnstalker. The smokehouse is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 3 customers in the smokehouse. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Ruby Monkey Inc. [+] The Ruby Monkey Inc. is a normal sized, neat-looking stable. The building faces northwest with a wood storefront, two windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a melancholy half-dwarf named Jory Southan. The stable is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the stable. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Musty Hatchet Inc. [+] The Musty Hatchet Inc. is a huge, damp-looking tavern. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a mud storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an authoritarian troglodyte named Surpkaro. The tavern is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 5 customers in the tavern. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Ugly Rooster Builders [+] The Ugly Rooster Builders is a small, filthy-looking engineering firm. The building faces south with a mud storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a pious mindflayer named Prar'toor. The engineering firm is known for high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 3 customers in the engineering firm. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Drunken Flask Jewelers [+] The Drunken Flask Jewelers is an average sized, messy-looking jewelery store. The building faces southeast with broken windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a grieving troglodyte named Ceeraz. The jewelery store is known for very high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 4 customers in the jewelery store. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Three Inc. [+] The Greasy Three Inc. is an average sized, disgusting-looking transportation. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, barred windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a lovelorn troglodyte named Porkaro. The transportation is known for high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the transportation. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Dreaming Grog Clinic [+] The Dreaming Grog Clinic is a typical sized, clean-looking clinic. The building faces south with two windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an accusatory mindflayer named Prirrl. The clinic is known for fair prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 4 customers in the clinic. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.