Welcome to Johnman!

Johnman is known for the following resources:

• Scarce palm oil trees that are hunted by magic users. One might dig up bags of diamonds in a nearby pit.
• Bountiful elephant parades that are avoided by zombies.
• A magical shrine inhabited by poisonous scorpions that are visited frequently by vampires. One might find piles of rubies in a well.

• Need a change of pace? Require an instructor learned in astrology to tutor my child. Must provide your own transportation. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Falnelline Curlyhead for more details.
• Missing tomatoes. We suspect brain moles are the culprit. Reward available. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Jo Clayill.
• artifact tester wanted. Reward available. Contact Donic Giacoham for more details.
• Needed: Require an instructor learned in local lore to tutor my child. Mild danger may be involved. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ghak Oxclaw.
• Needed: Looking for something new? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward available. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Arond Barleycutter.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Prior experience required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Xodurm Greatgloom for more information.
• Required: brawling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. Prior experience required. Contact Khalzin ahn Gheal.
• Required: Need a change of pace? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward available. Discretion required. Contact Rbok Foulstomach.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Cor.
• Required: Bored? I'm looking for rare gremlins, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Xuurm Bigshredder.

• Elvartars Dewsky is a female elf who is known in the world as being a skilled deputy. She appears forbidding.
• Davey Brownland is a female human who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled chickenbutcher. She appears spiteful.
• Mugum Skullcrusher is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a skilled scabbardmaker. He appears spiteful.
• Danic Rosener is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a renowned copyist. He appears scattered.
• Jam Francter is a male human who is known in the region as being a skilled sage. He appears unreliable.
• Davry Chaham is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled salter. He appears clumsy.
• Mick Corgan is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a mocked timberwright. She appears nervous.
• Jamey Colgton is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a skilled salter. He appears guarded.
• Mickic Smithne is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a skilled cooper. She appears outlandish.
• Tatz Mokbreaker is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent bucklemaker. She appears territorial.
• Adatinne Wolfgleam is a male elf who is known in the world as being a mediocre cartwright. He appears grieving.
• Alanalthil Meadowstrike is a female elf who is known in the city as being a decent copyist. She appears self-obsessed.

• Illenava Killeglow, a deluded androgynous half-elf. It is a fighter who is doing something secret.
• Joe Ferfield, a greedy male human. He is a fighter who is doing something questionable.
• Dav Greenhouse, a drunken female human. She is a cleric who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
• Drabd Armripper, an insecure female half-orc. She is a bard who is seeing the world.

These establishments worthy of mention in Johnman:

• The Six Yawning Ship Repair [+] The Six Yawning Ship Repair is a large, dusty-looking shipyard. The building faces southwest with dirty windows, a roof made from tile, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by an insecure half-orc named Dabdub Skullcracker. The shipyard is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There is 1 customer in the shipyard. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Ugly Willow Builders [+] The Ugly Willow Builders is a large, dirty-looking engineering firm. The building faces east with a brick storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a vengeful half-elf named Jo Staliffe. The engineering firm is known for steep prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 5 customers in the engineering firm. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Black Pot Inc. [+] The Black Pot Inc. is a huge, filthy-looking law enforcement. The building faces north with large windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a nosy human named Mick Burham. The law enforcement is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There is 1 customer in the law enforcement. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Elven Hatchet Money Changers [+] The Elven Hatchet Money Changers is an average sized, clean-looking bank. The building faces east with a mud storefront, a roof made from slate, and many windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a giddy half-orc named Jamic Clayey. The bank is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see and empty counter with bars in front of it, you hear muffled voices from the back, and you smell earth. There are 5 customers in the bank. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Surly Fireplace Legion [+] The Surly Fireplace Legion is a normal sized, crowded-looking adventurers guild. The building faces southeast with round windows, a roof made from slate, and a mud storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a grieving human named Davry Castin. The adventurers guild is known for slightly high prices for the protection there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you smell smell of blood, you hear weapons being sharpened, and you see weapons against the wall. There are 3 customers in the adventurers guild. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Frozen Rouge Fine Books [+] The Frozen Rouge Fine Books is a typical sized, dirty-looking bookstore. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, broken windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an apologetic half-orc named Joes Benngham. The bookstore is known for minimal prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the bookstore. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Victorious Pot Inc. [+] The Victorious Pot Inc. is a typical sized, neat-looking university. The building faces northwest with a mud storefront, no windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by an egotistical human named Don Rosenidge. The university is known for fair prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the university. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Flaming Cat Inc. [+] The Flaming Cat Inc. is a typical sized, cluttered-looking dock. The building faces northeast with a split wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and a few windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by an easily offended half-orc named Glasath Headcrusher. The dock is known for minimal prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 2 customers in the dock. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Highlighted Peddler Star Gazers [+] The Highlighted Peddler Star Gazers is a normal sized, dirty-looking astrologer. The building faces east with no windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a territorial human named Joe Benmell. The astrologer is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. Upon entering you see scrolls leaning against the walls. There are 2 customers in the astrologer. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Snoring Princess Healing House [+] The Snoring Princess Healing House is a normal sized, crowded-looking hospital. The building faces south with a split wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and no windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an intimidated half-orc named Rrobdugh Skullnor. The hospital is known for high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There is 1 customer in the hospital. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wobbling Wagonhouse Construction [+] The Wobbling Wagonhouse Construction is a small, packed-looking roofer. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, a lap board storefront, and no windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an unreliable half-elf named Jam Colerson. The roofer is known for very high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 3 customers in the roofer. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Boiling Yawning Fish Camp [+] The Boiling Yawning Fish Camp is an average sized, damp-looking fishery. The building faces north with round windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an embittered elf named Gaelanava Skywind. The fishery is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell something fishy. There is 1 customer in the fishery. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.