Welcome to Iofield!

Iofield is known for the following resources:

• A blessed fort inhabited by poisonous kittens that are frequented by kittens.
• An old shrine inhabited by tame cormorants that are hunted by locals.
• A cursed mine inhabited by poisonous bats that are frequented by townspeople.
• Kitten glarings that are feared by vampires. Chavarinne Rootstar said one might dig up bags of monkey wrenches buried near there.
• Substantial cormorant flights that are visited frequently by travelers. DaDav Bartoliffe said the locals speak of a stash of penis sheathes in a well.

• Someone stole my bracelet. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Porzer.
• Want to earn some quick coin? sharpshooting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Accidental Death insurance required. Safety not guaranteed. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Snorrim Broadboot.
• Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ser Kaeseale if intrigued.
• Missing bracelet. We suspect darkmantles are the culprit. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Khalssen heh Khalzor for more information.
• Need a change of pace? wood carving contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Rxezn Braindamn.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward available. Contact El Hamlot.
• Wanted: Looking for something new? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with a land deed. Must not smell. Contact Adataen Arkeneablade.
• Wanted: Looking for work? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will owe you a huge favor. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Done Morster.
• Need a change of pace? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Wrare.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a secret. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Rugor Giantmouth.
• cooking contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will owe you a huge favor. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Falilly Marspan.
• Needed: Bounty for stirge, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. References required. Contact Tgods Ghosttwiser for more information.

• Drashsh Mokripper is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled handyman. He appears vengeful.
• Jamic Bargton is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent mercer. She appears greedy.
• Jamry Bengton is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a decent cobbler. He appears trusting.
• Malnk Thermogauge is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a decent salter. He appears fashion concious.
• Donic Roseden is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a skilled outfitter. He appears egotistical.
• Jamry Simonin is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre official. She appears lonely.
• Kia Gearfuel is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled cheesemaker. She appears boastful.
• Davey Smithrell is a female human who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled scabbardmaker. She appears exhausted.
• Donic Martone is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a renowned artist. She appears vengeful.
• Done Fering is a male human who is known in the region as being a decent deputy. He appears nihilistic.
• Aidan Electrojet is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a mediocre doctor. He appears fashion concious.
• Mickic Peterley is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre sculptor. She appears fatalistic.
• Rhobab Backcrusher is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a gifted mercer. She appears solemn.
• Jory Stanard is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled cobbler. She appears grieving.
• Monok Headbreaker is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled pursemaker. He appears grieving.

• Ilixril, a gluttonous male mindflayer. He is a commoner who is here to destroy a misconception.
• S'hoorssen se Ghessen, a vengeful male lizardfolk. He is an adept who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Drodor Sunbelly, a solemn male dwarf. He is a monk who is cleaning out a slum.
• Xodurm Rantdeath, a lonely female goblin. She is an adept who is here to buy supplies.
• Dat, a forbidding female kobold. She is a cleric who is finding a missing artifact.
• Dan Corling, a scattered female half-dwarf. She is a wizard who is here to buy spices.
• Balag Bitterbreeches, a drunken male dwarf. He is a commoner who is following a message from an angel.
• Grimrim Tincairn, a nihilistic female dwarf. She is a commoner who is doing something impossible.

These establishments worthy of mention in Iofield:

• The Elven Beer Vault [+] The Elven Beer Vault is a typical sized, smelly-looking bank. The building faces east with large windows, a roof made from turf, and a brick storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a pious half-orc named Chief Shum Armnor The Strong. The bank is known for high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell earth, you hear muffled voices from the back, and you see and empty counter with bars in front of it. There are 3 customers in the bank. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Squalid Wand Shoes Inc. [+] The Squalid Wand Shoes Inc. is an average sized, crowded-looking shoe shop. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, small windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a fashion concious human named Joic Burngham. The shoe shop is known for high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you hear a kitten mewing, you smell scent of leather, and you see a kitten. There are 3 customers in the shoe shop. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Punchin' Snake Locksmith [+] The Punchin' Snake Locksmith is a typical sized, clean-looking locksmith. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, many windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a sick gnome named Nin Triggerjet. The locksmith is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the locksmith. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Crimson Hearthstone Inc. [+] The Crimson Hearthstone Inc. is a small, orderly-looking warehouse. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, a lap board storefront, and no windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by an exhausted half-orc named Zhozog Legripper. The warehouse is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 2 customers in the warehouse. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Burning Goblins Package Delivery [+] The Burning Goblins Package Delivery is a huge, smelly-looking post office. The building faces southwest with a wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and a few windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by an exhausted half-dwarf named Danic Simonham. The post office is known for high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the post office. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Dry Wig Shoppe [+] The Dry Wig Shoppe is a huge, smelly-looking cobblershop. The building faces east with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from thatch, and large windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an easily offended human named Davey Jameliffe. The cobblershop is known for reasonable prices for the goods there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you hear silence, you see a kitten, and you smell rthymic grinding. There are 4 customers in the cobblershop. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Leaping Bunk Shop [+] The Leaping Bunk Shop is a normal sized, neat-looking cartwright. The building faces north with a split wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and tiny windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a worrying half-dwarf named Joe Rosenidge. The cartwright is known for fair prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 4 customers in the cartwright. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Ugly Lotus Builders [+] The Ugly Lotus Builders is a huge, dirty-looking engineering firm. The building faces south with round windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a skeptical half-orc named Mickic Claytt. The engineering firm is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the engineering firm. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wobbly Hammer Hostel [+] The Wobbly Hammer Hostel is an average sized, crowded-looking inn. The building faces east with clean windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a flirtatious gnome named Gabnk Cobblebun. The inn is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the inn. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Worn Ivy Shrine [+] The Worn Ivy Shrine is a typical sized, filthy-looking shrine. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, three windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a spiteful half-orc named Bizunk Legsnapper. The shrine is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the shrine. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Twin Wig Enchanters [+] The Twin Wig Enchanters is a large, neat-looking alchemy shop. The building faces south with broken windows, a roof made from slate, and a stone storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an intimidated half-orc named Mickic Petrard. The alchemy shop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you smell a foul smell, you see odd smoke coming from a large vat with, and you hear a rythimic scraping. There is 1 customer in the alchemy shop. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Screaming Oarhouse Lumberyard [+] The Screaming Oarhouse Lumberyard is an average sized, clean-looking lumberyard. The building faces northwest with clean windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a contrarian half-orc named Davey MacTramsone. The lumberyard is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 5 customers in the lumberyard. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Hilltop Clowns Druggist [+] The Hilltop Clowns Druggist is a small, clean-looking apothecary. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, a roof made from tile, and many windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a battle-ready half-orc named Jo Petrley. The apothecary is known for extravagant prices for the products there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you hear a rythimic scraping, you see bottles vials and stacks of grian and herbs, and you smell damp earth. There are 2 customers in the apothecary. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fired Grog [+] The Fired Grog is an average sized, smelly-looking ropemaker. The building faces southeast with clean windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a smitten half-orc named Donry Jameer. The ropemaker is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 5 customers in the ropemaker. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Splintered Halflings Healing House [+] The Splintered Halflings Healing House is a typical sized, packed-looking hospital. The building faces southwest with three windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a territorial gnome named Juneno Triggerjet. The hospital is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There is 1 customer in the hospital. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.