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Welcome to Grand Batden!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 311
  • Children: 12.54% (39)
  • Elderly: 23.79% (74)

Racial Breakdown

  • 190 lizardfolk (61%)
  • 44 bugbear (14.1%)
  • 42 goblin (13.5%)
  • 28 mindflayer (9%)
  • 4 minotaur (1.2%)
  • 3 other (0.9%)

Misc.

  • 3 Districts
  • 10 Businesses
  • 12 Specialists
  • 34 Residences

Summary [-]

Grand Batden is a hamlet in the Lesser Ashmou Territory with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate hamlet is sparsely populated (330/sq km), covers 0.94 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1094 meters.

Climate [-]

Grand Batden has a Tropical Savanna climate, which is characterized by constant high temperatures and a pronounced dry season, and has rainy and dry seasons. Winds in the region are non-existent and the temperature is generally unbearably hot with strong variation. Precipitation is trivial, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Grand Batden sees a single star overhead: Naj, an average red star. Grand Batden also has a quadruple moon: Deime, an average bone white moon; Prokapso, a small pale yellow moon; Spodotheus, a massive rusty red moon; and Thela, a large dull brown moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny asteroid belt that has been around for all eternity.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 5 roads leading to Grand Batden; 2 roads are major. The city is lined with muddy cobblestone paths in a looped pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, wealthy, and middleclass.

Government [-]

Grand Batden is governed through a totalitarian government, where the government subordinates individuals by controlling all political and economic matters, as well as the attitudes, values, and beliefs. The government as a whole is seen as magnificently organized. Officials in Grand Batden are often seen as willing to look the other way for the right price and the policies are despised. The political influence of Grand Batden in the region is spreading due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population flees for the hills.

Leader [-]

Grand Batden is ruled by Governor Wourrl. The Governor has been in power for a few months and is despised by the people. There is public opposition to the Governor and policies. The right to rule was granted by election, and that power is maintained through a knowledgeable and just populace.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a neighborhood watch, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served by a council, with a common punishment being stoning.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is treason. The imprisonment rate is 0.64% of the population (2 adults).

Military [-]

Grand Batden has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 42 citizens (13.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 16 (5.25%). Of the active duty military, 1 (3.25%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and lack of defensible wall, Grand Batden is tolerably fortified. Grand Batden fighters are praised for their use of throwing hammers in battle. They are respected for their hoarde tactics and are considered badly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Grand Batden is currently failing.

Resources [-]

Grand Batden is known for the following resources:

  • Plentiful dangerous bee hives that are feared by kittens. Ulbor Graniterobe said somoeone said someone found a chest containing platinum buried near there.
  • A new grave yard inhabited by carnivorous elephants that are frequented by vampires.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Legends tell of Elalanava's Helmet, a legendary helmet with the capability to summon angels. It hasn't reappeared in years.
  • Long, long ago in a city far, far away, the townsfolk of Blakedew lived in harmony. Things were always nice, but one day an evil devil named Ghrizer took a hostage and demanded a ransom. The townsfolk tried to stop the devil, but failed miserably. Along came a jesterly troglodyte named Gozkaro, who was a skilled storyteller. Gozkaro had a plan to trick the devil by making a wager with Ghrizer. When Gozkaro faced the devil, Gozkaro defeated Ghrizer and was killed in the process.
  • Long, long ago, a Pooka stalked the fields. They say that the Pooka will ask for your help, then give you a gift if you are nice.
  • Legends tell of Dan's Painting, a special painting with the power to cause others to fall asleep. It mysteriously disappeared.
  • Legends tell of Tbezn's Bag of beans, a possessed bag of beans with the power to speak for itself. It was never recovered.

Events [-]

Grand Batden is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • feral cats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will pay in gold. Contact Sszvy.
  • Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ogbog Backsnapper for more details.
  • I'm looking for rare stirge, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Guild membership required. Contact Grunrim Icemug.
  • Needed: gator wrasslin' contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Must be a quick learner. Mild danger may be involved. Will pay in gold. Contact Yerzor fe Ghezin for further details.
  • Need a change of pace? imps-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will pay in gold. Contact Nat.
  • Help Wanted: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Must provide your own transportation. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Kurm Greatbasher.
  • Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather owlbear beak due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will reward you with a land deed. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Cairrun Tesstride.

People [-]

The people in Grand Batden love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Jedinand Ragechaser is a male minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled trader. He appears idealistic.
  • Halfane Plainbreaker is a male minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled armorer. He appears lonely.
  • Ilixm is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled bucklemaker. She appears attentive.
  • Brot Giantbone is a male goblin who is known in the city as being a gifted glassmaker. He appears clumsy.
  • Hupair is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled handyman. He appears intimidating.
  • Kzemt Darkdamn is a male goblin who is known in the city as being a decent copyist. He appears forgetful.
  • Pri'k'morn is a male mindflayer who is known in the city as being a gifted magic dealer. He appears battle-ready.
  • Narezn Foulbeast is a male goblin who is known in that part of town as being a skilled interpreter. He appears smitten.
  • Vessthul is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled bowyer. She appears easily offended.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Abaond Ironear, a giddy male half-dwarf. He is an aristocrat who is finding work as a spy.
  • Mobdum Headripper, a vengeful female orc. She is a warrior who is seeing the city.
  • Done Franman, an apologetic male oddball. He is an aristocrat who is fleeing debtors.
  • Hil Slowwill, a healthy female halfling. She is a warrior who is seeing the city.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Grand Batden:

  • The Honest Bucket Shoppe [+]
  • The Gray Frog Inc. [+]
  • The Deadly Pony House of Ill Repute [+]
  • The Frosted Well Shrine [+]
  • The Strangled Cesspit General Store [+]
  • The Old Wand Bows R Us [+]
  • The Leaping Swagger Blowers [+]
  • The Wobblin' Elves Lodge [+]
  • The Mad Tree Translations [+]