Welcome to Goosemer!

Goosemer is known for the following resources:

• A blessed battle field inhabited by dangerous bees that are feared by kittens. Alatlas Leafhunter said one might find a stash of copper in a nearby pit.
• Substantial ancient guano deposits that are frequented by witches.
• Tame kangaroo mobs that are avoided by vampires. Dav Daving said one might dig up a stash of small lyres in a nearby pit.
• New cocoa bean fields that are frequented by wenches. Khalssen ahn S'herzin said somoeone said someone found bags of small lyres in a dungeon.

• Help! Someone stole my goat. Find the louse, dead or alive. Discretion required. Will reward you with a land deed. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Micke Stanham.
• Goiide has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Must not smell. Reward available. Contact Dak Rocksnout.
• Needed: I have beaky brain monsters in my basement, plz halp! Reward available. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Ilhiassa Dawngazer.
• Looking for work? Ervaraen Blackstrike has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Zinoz Legsnapper if intrigued.
• Looking for work? Someone stole my cerimonial knife. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Bonwan Wobbsprocket if intrigued.
• wood carving contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with valuable information. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Falgin Oathammer.
• Help! I'm looking for rare rabbits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Rxuk Oozewiser.
• wood carving contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a priceless heirloom. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Treb Metaldoom for further details.
• Help Wanted: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome quazits required. Mild danger may be involved. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Davey Burinson for further details.
• Needed: Doney Davidgan has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Darlenaen Skyhunter.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward available. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Snormir Coalkeep.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a secret. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Wit.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Nareb Bigrot.

• Davey Simonngham is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled sheriff. She appears spiteful.
• Grimgar Forgeankle is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent plasterer. He appears drunken.
• Jam Britt is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a gifted pursemaker. He appears contrarian.
• Morbul Strongcrown is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted astrologer. She appears insecure.
• Micke Davgan is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a decent seamstress. She appears worrying.
• Joic Stanon is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent laborer. He appears prejudiced.
• Joey MacWhitley is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled smith. She appears trusting.
• Adaond Holycrown is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled butcher. He appears insecure.
• Ilartiyn Cyreddew is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a decent herbalist. She appears contrarian.
• Throbin Amberstomach is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a gifted bookseller. He appears nervous.
• Grumkon Ivoryroad is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent cobbler. He appears violent.
• Davic VanDavidtone is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled specialty smith. He appears violent.
• Filhiathil Dawnwind is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent chickenbutcher. She appears attentive.
• Dav Rosenidge is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent bounty hunter. He appears mopey.
• Yorbin Opaleye is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled jailer. She appears fatalistic.
• Doney Brownston is an androgynous half-elf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled haymerchant. It appears cautious.

• Begrim Leaflower, a beligerent female halfling. She is an adept who is delivering a message to a scholar.
• Danic Coron, a solemn male human. He is a warrior who is traveling with an acting troupe.
• Grumril Dogaxe, a resentful female dwarf. She is an adept who is finding a long-lost friend.
• Mickry Browntone, a trusting male half-orc. He is a fighter who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Gwanalinne Duskingsong, a cowed male elf. He is a bard who is seeking thrills and adventure.
• Dones Giacoall, an authoritarian female half-dwarf. She is an expert who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Haaellssa Aleadawn, a mopey male elf. He is a warrior who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
• Jamey VanGoodrough, a jesterly female human. She is a cleric who is traveling the world as a pilgrim.

These establishments worthy of mention in Goosemer:

• The Empty Days Tap House [+] The Empty Days Tap House is a large, crowded-looking beer seller. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, a mud storefront, and clean windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a worrying half-dwarf named Snorkon Starkiller. The beer seller is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell beer and hops and you see casks of beer. There are 3 customers in the beer seller. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Merry Rock Beer Garden [+] The Merry Rock Beer Garden is a typical sized, cluttered-looking brewery. The building faces southeast with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from tile, and tiny windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a gosipy dwarf named Balkon Crystalcutter. The brewery is known for steep prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you see piles of grain, you hear laughing, and you smell hops and grain. There is 1 customer in the brewery. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Wrong Devil Depot [+] The Wrong Devil Depot is a small, neat-looking junkyard. The building faces northeast with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from thatch, and three windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a mopey half-elf named Ilylantel Myrthleaf. The junkyard is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the junkyard. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Mended Cock Coop Hoop [+] The Mended Cock Coop Hoop is a normal sized, crowded-looking cooperage. The building faces southwest with tiny windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a skeptical dwarf named Lodor Earthsapper. The cooperage is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 4 customers in the cooperage. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Elven Grog Money Changers [+] The Elven Grog Money Changers is a large, orderly-looking bank. The building faces southeast with barred windows, a roof made from thatch, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a cowed half-dwarf named Yorgin Graycrown. The bank is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see and empty counter with bars in front of it, you hear muffled voices from the back, and you smell earth. There are 4 customers in the bank. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Laughing Hole Hats Shop [+] The Laughing Hole Hats Shop is a small, dusty-looking hat shop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, barred windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a drunken half-elf named Mickey Andreill. The hat shop is known for varying prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the hat shop. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Perfumed Widowers Vinters [+] The Perfumed Widowers Vinters is a normal sized, orderly-looking vinyard. The building faces northwest with many windows, a roof made from slate, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a grieving half-elf named Erlanaen Eyllisgale. The vinyard is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the vinyard. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Twisted Pipe Enchanters [+] The Twisted Pipe Enchanters is a large, dusty-looking alchemy shop. The building faces south with many windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a guilty half-orc named Donic Petererton. The alchemy shop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you hear a rythimic scraping, you see a two headed chicken wandering around, and you smell burning coals. There are 4 customers in the alchemy shop. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Refuge Dead Work Camp [+] The Refuge Dead Work Camp is a typical sized, crowded-looking jailhouse. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, no windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a battle-ready half-elf named Joic Morcroft. The jailhouse is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 4 customers in the jailhouse. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Dancing Goblins Inc. [+] The Dancing Goblins Inc. is a large, orderly-looking wagon yard. The building faces east with two windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a drunken dwarf named Grunrim Redmansion. The wagon yard is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 3 customers in the wagon yard. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Worn Hatchet Shrine [+] The Worn Hatchet Shrine is a typical sized, neat-looking shrine. The building faces north with many windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an egotistical dwarf named Durrun Graymansion. The shrine is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 3 customers in the shrine. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Snoring Priest Healers [+] The Snoring Priest Healers is a normal sized, dirty-looking hospital. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a mud storefront, and large windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a scattered half-orc named Rombub Bonesnapper. The hospital is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 5 customers in the hospital. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Divine Cavern Clinic [+] The Divine Cavern Clinic is a small, packed-looking clinic. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, a split wood storefront, and many windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a chatty dwarf named Gordin Starbellows. The clinic is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 3 customers in the clinic. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Laughing Iron Cart Repairs [+] The Laughing Iron Cart Repairs is a large, orderly-looking cartwright. The building faces northwest with no windows, a roof made from tile, and a brick storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an intimidated half-dwarf named Micke Southand. The cartwright is known for high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There is 1 customer in the cartwright. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Violet Kettles Farm [+] The Violet Kettles Farm is a small, neat-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces north with a masonry storefront, a roof made from tile, and two windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a resentful dwarf named Barag Doughvein. The slaughterhouse is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the slaughterhouse. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Olde Rouge Bags [+] The Olde Rouge Bags is a typical sized, neat-looking pursemaker. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, broken windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a greedy half-elf named Dave Southing. The pursemaker is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the pursemaker. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.