Welcome to Ainsburg Vernon!

Ainsburg Vernon is known for the following resources:

• A new castle inhabited by vampire elephants that are avoided by travelers. One might find bags of saphires in a dungeon.
• An ancient gazebo inhabited by poisonous peacocks that are hunted by wenches. Gozraz said somoeone said someone found a stash of rubies in a nearby pit.
• Tame clam beds that are hunted by gru. Mickey Moran said rumors tell of piles of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.

• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Balond Broadmouth for more details.
• Help Needed: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will pay in gold. May include some hazards. Contact Dav Casleton for more details.
• Bored? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Sikia Swiftnon to learn more.
• Wizard seeks apprentice. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Khalzin teh Khalssen.
• Needed: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Tmzar Darkmouth for more details.
• unknown potion tester wanted. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Donry Andreewicz.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome squirrels required. Reward is a secret. Contact Cak.
• Needed: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Skanir Oatmail.
• Bored? I'm looking for rare carniverous butterflies, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a secret. Contact Adade Lightningspan for more information.
• Bored? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen peg leg. Reward available. Contact Nuzgsh Skullripper.
• Donry Rosenter has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Argan Whiteplate.

• Davic Jamestone is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent locksmith. He appears prejudiced.
• Jame Burcroft is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled soldier. She appears jesterly.
• Shaman Khudum Legsnapper is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a skilled social worker. She appears pacifistic.
• Don Bernaston is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent pastrycook. He appears beligerent.
• LeDone Brafield is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a skilled innkeeper. She appears forgetful.
• Danic Diley is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre plasterer. She appears quiet.
• Dan Greensford is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled interpreter. He appears self-obsessed.
• Umub Backcracker is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a gifted laborer. She appears attentive.
• Srabg Neckripper is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled mercenary. She appears violent.
• Daves Petrngton is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled furrier. He appears gluttonous.
• Mick Sheley is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled courtier. She appears jaded.
• Druglrog Backkiller is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a gifted laborer. She appears scattered.
• Mick Greenard is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a mediocre fishmonger. She appears shifty.
• Mickey Benell is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled cartwright. He appears nervous.

• Alelenthil Floralgleam, a melancholy male elf. He is an expert who is delivering a message to a thug.
• Erhialleu Shadewalker, a giddy male half-elf. He is a sorcerer who is finding a missing artifact.
• Gaevarssa Nightstar, an unreliable male elf. He is a rogue who is delivering a message to a thug.
• Rxus Wormdamn, an embittered male goblin. He is a warrior who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
• Yat, a jesterly female kobold. She is an aristocrat who is following the voices.
• Don Colston, a violent female half-dwarf. She is a sorcerer who is seeking honest work.
• Ghrika, a patriotic female troglodyte. She is a bard who is traveling the world as a missionary.
• DaDonry Chain, a prejudiced androgynous human. It is a commoner who is following a message from an angel.
• Per Farwax, an unreliable female halfling. She is a bard who is finding work as a skilled laborer.
• Abamir Uglyale, a self-obsessed male oddball. He is an expert who is here to buy spices.

These establishments worthy of mention in Ainsburg Vernon:

• The Last Giant Hatters [+] The Last Giant Hatters is a huge, disgusting-looking hat shop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, a bamboo storefront, and large windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a worrying half-orc named Mickry Gilridge. The hat shop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 4 customers in the hat shop. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wrong Jane Waste Site [+] The Wrong Jane Waste Site is a normal sized, packed-looking junkyard. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, clean windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a fatalistic half-orc named Jamic Giacoall. The junkyard is known for very high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the junkyard. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Hilltop Giant Shoppe [+] The Hilltop Giant Shoppe is a huge, crowded-looking apothecary. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, small windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an idealistic half-orc named DaJamey Franstone. The apothecary is known for steep prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you hear a cat mewing, you see a small boy grinding something into powder in a bowl, and you smell damp earth. There is 1 customer in the apothecary. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Hole Inc. [+] The Greasy Hole Inc. is a small, orderly-looking transportation. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, a masonry storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a territorial half-orc named Dav Antonter. The transportation is known for fair prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the transportation. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Raging Fig Arena [+] The Raging Fig Arena is an average sized, disgusting-looking bleacher. The building faces southeast with a stone storefront, a roof made from slate, and two windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a beligerent half-orc named Joic Barll. The bleacher is known for varying prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 3 customers in the bleacher. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Dreaming Crow Clinic [+] The Dreaming Crow Clinic is a huge, disgusting-looking clinic. The building faces northeast with a brick storefront, a roof made from tile, and many windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a fashion concious half-orc named Danes Roseord. The clinic is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There is 1 customer in the clinic. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Ripped Pipe Inc. [+] The Ripped Pipe Inc. is an average sized, crowded-looking townhouse. The building faces southwest with a roof made from tile, a stone storefront, and barred windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a flirtatious half-orc named Zhubug Neckripper. The townhouse is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the townhouse. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Bottomless Axe Leatherworks [+] The Bottomless Axe Leatherworks is an average sized, tidy-looking leathershop. The building faces northeast with a split wood storefront, three windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an intimidating half-orc named Obtg Backsnapper. The leathershop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 2 customers in the leathershop. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Yellow Lotus Depot [+] The Yellow Lotus Depot is a huge, tidy-looking junkyard. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, a lap board storefront, and two windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a self-obsessed half-orc named Dan Simonliffe. The junkyard is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 3 customers in the junkyard. The organized crime bosses steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Refuge Mug Inc. [+] The Refuge Mug Inc. is a huge, neat-looking townhouse. The building faces north with broken windows, a roof made from slate, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a nosy half-orc named Oztzog Legsnapper. The townhouse is known for varying prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the townhouse. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Shining Three Lumber Mill [+] The Shining Three Lumber Mill is a large, cluttered-looking lumbermill. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a bamboo storefront, and large windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a nihilistic half-orc named Shaman Soddab Backcracker. The lumbermill is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 4 customers in the lumbermill. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Bottomless Mead Fish Camp [+] The Bottomless Mead Fish Camp is a huge, messy-looking fishery. The building faces south with tiny windows, a roof made from slate, and a stone storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a worrying half-orc named Rutz Neckbreaker. The fishery is known for fair prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell no fish. There are 3 customers in the fishery. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Open Stump Shoppe [+] The Open Stump Shoppe is a normal sized, tidy-looking firepit. The building faces north with a stone storefront, a roof made from turf, and three windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a patriotic half-orc named Tad Backbreaker. The firepit is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the firepit. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Deepwater Bucket Whorehouse [+] The Deepwater Bucket Whorehouse is an average sized, orderly-looking brothel. The building faces north with a bamboo storefront, large windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by an attentive half-orc named Glug Headkiller. The brothel is known for minimal prices for the long back rubs there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you see candles and drapery, you smell scent of oil, and you hear girls giggling. There are 3 customers in the brothel. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.