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Welcome to Hawfun!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 44,559
  • Children: 17.35% (7,730)
  • Elderly: 20.75% (9,245)

Racial Breakdown

  • 21,433 minotaur (48.1%)
  • 12,343 deep dwarf (27.7%)
  • 6,907 dwarf (15.5%)
  • 2,496 bugbear (5.6%)
  • 711 other (1.5%)
  • 669 hobgoblin (1.5%)

Misc.

  • 8 Districts
  • 807 Businesses
  • 6,896 Specialists
  • 5,460 Residences

Summary [-]

Hawfun is a capitol in the Picabe County with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate capitol is sparsely populated (1,320/sq km), covers 33.76 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 6556 meters.

Climate [-]

Hawfun has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally cold with strong variation. Precipitation is minor, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Hawfun sees a single star overhead: Krorus, a small yellow star. Hawfun also has a double moon: Prodo, an average light blue moon and Spota, a small briliant silver moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny black hole that has been around for millenia.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a pristine granite barrier that is 16 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 23.07 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 7 roads leading to Hawfun; 3 roads are major. The city is lined with well-maintained dirt tracks in a fragmented parallel pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, wealthy, trade, industry, civic, poor, racial, and professional.

Government [-]

Hawfun is governed through a commonwealth, where state authority is founded on law and united by a compact of the people for the common good. The government as a whole is seen as surprisingly decent. Officials in Hawfun are often seen as upright and the policies are praised. The political influence of Hawfun in the region is unwavering due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population gives up their freedom in exchange for security.

Leader [-]

Hawfun is ruled by Prime Minister Don Kleinore. The Prime Minister has been in power for years and is loved by the people. There is no visible opposition to the Prime Minister and policies. The right to rule was granted by consensus, and that power is maintained through vague threats and a constant state of fear.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a roving thieves, who can be bribed. Justice is served by a magistrate, with a common punishment being hard labor.

Crime [-]

Crime is common. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 0.61% of the population (273 adults).

Military [-]

Hawfun has a positive attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 6015 citizens (13.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 3230 (7.25%). Of the active duty military, 300 (5%) are special forces. Due to their positive attitude and pristine barrier, Hawfun is badly fortified. Hawfun fighters are much loved for their use of curved swords in battle. They are praised for their hoarde tactics and are considered perfectly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Hawfun is currently steady.

Resources [-]

Hawfun is known for the following resources:

  • Substantial tame quail bevies that are hunted by witches. Rumors tell of a chest containing kitten mittens hidden around somewhere.
  • Scarce creepy hemp fields that are frequented by unicorns.
  • A new battle field inhabited by dangerous dragons that are frequented by travelers.
  • Magical fruit fields that are hunted by locals. Dat said one might dig up bags of saphires in a nearby pit.
  • An old mine inhabited by tame parrots that are hunted by gru. One might find a chest containing platinum in a nearby pit.
  • Coffee fields that are avoided by zombies. Rumors tell of a chest containing monkey wrenches buried near there.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Long ago, a hag wandered the world on rainy days. People say that the hag will offer you sweets, then sell you into slavery.
  • Many years ago, the constable of Diagax lived happily. Things were good, but one day a cyclops named Klusak Necksnapper The Gray kidnapped a princess. The constable tried to stop the cyclops, but were caught. Along came a hero named Erlentel Rootmoon, who was a valiant knight. Erlentel had an idea to slay the cyclops by making a wager with Klusak Necksnapper The Gray. When Erlentel Rootmoon faced the cyclops, Erlentel Rootmoon banished Klusak Necksnapper The Gray.
  • Some time ago, a hag stalked the countryside when the wind blows from the east. Folks say that the hag will ask a favor of you, then steal your soul.
  • In the days of yore, a Pooka wandered the fields once a year. They say that the Pooka will ask a favor of you, then imprison you.

Events [-]

Hawfun is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Help Wanted: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward available. Contact Toldo Bandafur.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a priceless heirloom. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Must be clean. Contact Daney Castell.
  • Help! A passing Wizard is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Serious inquiries only. Contact Rxkasr Brainhand.
  • Needed: Commoner seeks apprentice. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Glibdob Neckcrusher.
  • Help Needed: Bored? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will owe you a huge favor. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Zok Cleaverhowl for further details.
  • Bounty for darkmantles, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. References required. Contact Cees to learn more.
  • toads-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Jame Tramtone.
  • Help Needed: Nbomn Rockwiser has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact S'hoorssen teh Ghezin.
  • Required: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome gremlins required. Reward is a secret. Serious inquiries only. Contact Krog Necksnapper.
  • Needed: Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward available. References required. Contact Ghagan Bearclaw.
  • grog tester wanted. Will pay in gold. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Klogg Legcrusher.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward available. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Jamry Colstone.
  • Required: mephits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Danes Brownidge for more details.
  • A passing Fighter is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a secret. Contact Nip.
  • Required: Need a change of pace? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. References required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Abakon Broadmead.
  • I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will pay in gold. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Throorin Earthmead.
  • Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Guild membership required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Grumag Dragonkeg.
  • Wanted: armor tester wanted. Reward is a secret. Contact Wra'ith.
  • Help! Someone stole my family heirloom. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Jit if intrigued.
  • Help! I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will pay in gold. Contact Khalal ahn Yerzor.
  • Required: I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward available. Contact Thugtak Neckbreaker.
  • Help Needed: Need a change of pace? wood carving contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. Contact Jam Jacktone to learn more.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will pay in gold. Must not smell. Contact Faetssa Kennyrgale.

People [-]

The people in Hawfun are accepting of outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Garrin Redanvil is a male deep dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled doctor. He appears impatient.
  • Glugt Armkiller is a male bugbear who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled beer seller. He appears homesick.
  • Thorrin Saltguard is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a skilled mason. He appears nosy.
  • Weorath Swiftrangli is a male minotaur who is known in the city as being a decent tilemaker. He appears self-obsessed.
  • Tgurm Darkdamn is a female hobgoblin who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled social worker. She appears gosipy.
  • Tguk Nightfury is a female bugbear who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre bleacher. She appears pacifistic.
  • Bruron Bloodstrider is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled professor. He appears greedy.
  • Naromn Giantbone is a female hobgoblin who is known in that part of town as being a gifted doctor. She appears nervous.
  • Bobkillian Lagrancloud is a male minotaur who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled scribe. He appears mocking.
  • Baldor Opalhand is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted stablehand. He appears authoritarian.
  • Rurush Bonekiller is a female bugbear who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled official. She appears territorial.
  • Skadin Coalgem is a male deep dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled navigator. He appears battle-ready.
  • Gordal Wavegrave is a male deep dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent good samaritan. He appears flirtatious.
  • Tmzar Dreadbone is a male hobgoblin who is known in the region as being a gifted wine seller. He appears helpful.
  • Kyrinand Bregrangli is an androgynous minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled glovemaker. It appears mopey.
  • Thorond Onyxfist is a female deep dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mocked wagoneer. She appears loud.
  • Beruok Eagleak is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a gifted tilemaker. She appears xenophobic.
  • Bruon Longthorn is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a decent outfitter. She appears conspirational.
  • Lodin Dwarfleg is a male deep dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled bookseller. He appears forbidding.
  • Gardal Coralback is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent blacksmith. He appears mocking.
  • Durrin Saltblood is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled glassmaker. She appears worrying.
  • Tutgurg Bonesnapper is a male bugbear who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled messenger. He appears melancholy.
  • Dastron Kaziwind is a female minotaur who is known in the region as being a decent jeweler. She appears nihilistic.
  • Teknus Domgath is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a gifted shipwright. She appears fashion concious.
  • Garmir Lightstone is a male deep dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted courtier. He appears solemn.
  • Balbul Lightningneck is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent pursemaker. He appears scattered.
  • Garnir Firefist is a female deep dwarf who is known in the world as being a mediocre tinker. She appears guilty.
  • Rbet Bighost is a male bugbear who is known in the world as being a skilled plasterer. He appears accusatory.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Aleartava Rootwalker, a conspirational male elf. He is a warrior who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
  • Kyrdol Plaincaller, a forgetful female minotaur. She is a fighter who is traveling with a circus.
  • Jo Beninson, an intimidating female half-orc. She is a commoner who is here to destroy an artifact.
  • Adatanae Aleastryke, a pacifistic female drow. She is a barbarian who is seeking honest work.
  • Kzexn Giantmaw, a gosipy androgynous goblin. It is a rogue who is traveling with an acting troupe.
  • Davry Ferard, a jesterly female lycanthrope. She is a cleric who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
  • Gheal ahn Ghezor, a nervous male lizardfolk. He is an adept who is delivering a message to a peasant.
  • Dan Braer, a patriotic female human. She is a rogue who is seeing the city.
  • Filtava Maernstar, a quiet male half-elf. He is an expert who is here to destroy an artifact.
  • Aesartiyn Rootwhisper, a spiteful male drow. He is a warrior who is traveling the world as a beggar.
  • Mick Antonston, a grieving male half-dwarf. He is an expert who is following rumors of riches.
  • Dogan Bearroot, an egotistical male oddball. He is a commoner who is delivering a message to a peasant.
  • Ser Runningbottom, a cautious female halfling. She is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
  • Falgrinly Freemap, a thick female halfling. She is a bard who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
  • Dak Boartooth, an outlandish female oddball. She is a fighter who is on a mission to collect a debt.
  • Falgan Silverfighter, a nosy female half-dwarf. She is an expert who is finding work as a merchant.
  • Baldin Jetfinger, a drunken male deep dwarf. He is a warrior who is fleeing debtors.
  • Elatthil Kennyreye, a violent male drow. He is a warrior who is seeking thrills and adventure.
  • Ghessen heh Ghezor, a forbidding female oddball. She is an adept who is fleeing a bad family situation.
  • Ghabel Oakmane, an egotistical male ogre. He is a rogue who is here to destroy a misconception.
  • Git, a scattered male kobold. He is a ranger who is finding a long-lost distant relative.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Hawfun:

  • The Wild Rooster Bath House [+]
  • The Stinky Crow Color Shop [+]
  • The Broken Bunk Leatherworks [+]
  • The Mangy Harpoon Word Smiths [+]
  • The Crazy Harpoon Inc. [+]
  • The Leaping Ulcer Shop [+]
  • The Weary Harpoon Rug Shop [+]
  • The Elven Wench Money Lenders [+]
  • The Drunken Frogs Jewelers [+]
  • The Green Maiden Ceramics [+]
  • The Gray Oarhouse Inc. [+]
  • The Guinea Lotus Leather Goods [+]
  • The Chicken Paladin Farmers Market [+]
  • The Beefy Pipe Shoppe [+]
  • The Blue Riverside Shop [+]
  • The Oiled Bunk Bags [+]
  • The Twisted Crow Designs [+]
  • The Gray Giant Inc. [+]
  • The Elven Devil Money Changers [+]
  • The Hilltop Wolfhound Druggist [+]
  • The Musty Stump Gloves [+]
  • The Dew Lotus Inc. [+]
  • The Pink Mead Youth Hostel [+]
  • The Fumbling Nomad Book Smith [+]
  • The Short Darkroot Shoppe [+]
  • The Drunken Fig Jewelers [+]
  • The Rusty Hole Inc. [+]
  • The Red Fig Gaol [+]