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Welcome to Saint Clarkdine!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 2,337
  • Children: 34.15% (798)
  • Elderly: 8.73% (204)

Racial Breakdown

  • 1,552 half-orc (66.4%)
  • 489 gnome (20.9%)
  • 269 human (11.5%)
  • 26 half-dwarf (1.1%)
  • 1 other (0%)

Misc.

  • 8 Districts
  • 101 Businesses
  • 296 Specialists
  • 269 Residences

Summary [-]

Saint Clarkdine is a town in the Konman County with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile town is moderately populated (5,984/sq km), covers 0.39 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 704 meters.

Climate [-]

Saint Clarkdine has a Tropical Seasonal Forest climate, which is characterized by constant high temperatures and seasonal torrential rains, and has hot, rainy and cool seasons. Winds in the region are breezy and the temperature is generally hot with little variation. Precipitation is heavy, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Saint Clarkdine sees a binary star overhead: Uujel, an average blue star and Lujus, an average yellow star. Saint Clarkdine also has a single moon: Sinota, an average briliant silver moon. In the night sky, you see three celestial objects: a massive black hole that has been around for time immemorial, a massive supernova that has been around for generations, and an imposing nebula that has been around for decades.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a crumbling stone barrier that is 11 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.83 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 3 roads leading to Saint Clarkdine; no roads are major. The city is lined with smooth cobblestone paths in a warped parallel pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, wealthy, trade, prison, industry, civic, poor, and professional.

Government [-]

Saint Clarkdine is governed through a commonwealth, where state authority is founded on law and united by a compact of the people for the common good. The government as a whole is seen as mostly sufficient. Officials in Saint Clarkdine are often seen as the epitome corruption and the policies are feared. The political influence of Saint Clarkdine in the region is wasting away due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population comes together and fights as one.

Leader [-]

Saint Clarkdine is ruled by Chancellor James Southsone. The Chancellor has been in power for decades and is mocked by the people. There is hostile opposition to the Chancellor and policies. The right to rule was granted by appointment, and that power is maintained by strict laws and incorruptible guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a local thugs, who can be bribed. Justice is served by a council, with a common punishment being fines.

Crime [-]

Crime is unusual. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 1.71% of the population (40 adults).

Military [-]

Saint Clarkdine has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 350 citizens (15%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 175 (7.5%). Of the active duty military, 17 (5%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and crumbling barrier, Saint Clarkdine is admirably fortified. Saint Clarkdine fighters are much maligned for their use of shortbows in battle. They are ridiculed for their phlanyx formations and are considered reasonably well skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Saint Clarkdine is currently weak.

Resources [-]

Saint Clarkdine is known for the following resources:

  • A new shrine inhabited by poisonous bees that are feared by travelers. One might find bags of silver in a tomb nearby.
  • An old tower inhabited by tame kittens that are feared by gru. Rumors tell of a chest containing diamonds in a well.
  • Rich dangerous scorpion beds that are avoided by gru. Wizley Tiddlyjet said one might find bags of platinum hidden around somewhere.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In times past, a Boogyman hunted the field during a red moon. They say that the Boogyman will ask for your help, then give you a gift if you are nice.
  • Legends tell of Xterm's Deck of cards, a legendary deck of cards with the power to answer any question. It was never recovered.

Events [-]

Saint Clarkdine is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Bored? A passing Warrior is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Dave Stoerson.
  • Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will pay in gold. Contact Ghun Mokcracker.
  • Help! Bounty for rats, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Brobor Tigermill for further details.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact S'hoorzor ahn Khalzin.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Khalzin fe Gheal.
  • I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward available. Must be clean. Contact Mibzog Skullbreaker.
  • Help! seed spitting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Xromn Metalbeast.
  • Looking for something new? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Length of job expected to be short. Will pay in gold. Contact Blodd Mokripper for further details.
  • Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. May include some hazards. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Elalantel Gysseblaze.
  • Missing gemstone. We suspect cockatrices are the culprit. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Mickes Francmell.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Khalal heh Yerzor.
  • Need a change of pace? Require an instructor learned in herbalism to tutor my child. Reward available. Contact Zrogl Skullsnapper.

People [-]

The people in Saint Clarkdine are critical of outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Ghozah Armkiller is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled porter. She appears fashion concious.
  • Dones Clayville is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a renowned brewer. He appears giddy.
  • Tomeno Electroscope is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled laborer. She appears intimidated.
  • Joe VanGreenville is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled tinker. He appears thick.
  • Jam MacRoseley is a male human who is known in the world as being a decent cartwright. He appears jolly.
  • Davry Blackin is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre weaver. She appears fatalistic.
  • Throdin Tinmail is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled professor. He appears sick.
  • Mickes Davidore is a female human who is known in the region as being a skilled woodworker. She appears violent.
  • Gabnk Triggerbit is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a decent armorer. She appears treasure-obsessed.
  • Bab Tiddlytonk is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled porter. She appears attentive.
  • Donry MacBrownwood is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled potter. She appears cowed.
  • Dan Corrough is a female human who is known in the world as being a decent artist. She appears attentive.
  • Blun Backnor is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a gifted chandler. He appears vengeful.
  • Sodu Headcrusher is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a mocked shipwright. He appears contrarian.
  • Jory Burard is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a mediocre butcher. She appears thick.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Filvaranae Cyredwake, an idealistic male elf. He is a ranger who is finding a missing map.
  • Gorgar Greaseycairn, a drunken female dwarf. She is a commoner who is cleaning out a slum.
  • Mick Giacoerley, a gambling male half-dwarf. He is a warrior who is doing something amazing.
  • Adanalava Sunblaze, an apologetic male elf. He is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • Morond Oilsapper, a gambling male half-dwarf. He is a commoner who is seeking honest work.
  • Elel Flowale, an intimidated female halfling. She is a monk who is delivering a message to a peasant.
  • Arnxie Cobbletonk, a flirtatious male gnome. He is a druid who is here to destroy a misconception.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Saint Clarkdine:

  • The Mangy Greyhound Inc. [+]
  • The Leaping Willow Glass Crafters [+]
  • The Violet Grog Stockyard [+]
  • The Oiled Baiter Bags [+]
  • The Ugly Urchin Designs [+]
  • The Drifting Ulcer Arena [+]
  • The Robber Silver Inc. [+]
  • The Lascivious Three Inc. [+]
  • The Dry Bunk Shop [+]
  • The Colored Well Dry Goods [+]
  • The Elegant Bucket Wares [+]
  • The Crossed Ulcer Inc. [+]
  • The Thirsty Cock Temple [+]
  • The Wanton Frog Night Smiths [+]
  • The Singing Bill Bindary [+]