Welcome to Durkland!

Durkland is known for the following resources:

• Magic vegetable fields that are avoided by travelers. Abatai Hawkwind said one might find a stash of iron maidens in a nearby pit.
• An ancient cave inhabited by carnivorous apes that are visited frequently by vampires.
• An old tower inhabited by defenseless quails that are visited frequently by travelers. Amadeda Cottongalow said one might find bags of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.

• Looking for work? Someone stole my peg leg. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Bardal Lightningback.
• Wanted: dungeon goop tester wanted. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Mickes Roberterton to learn more.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Grimrun Drumring for more information.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Dellenthil Melithcloak.
• Bored? A passing Sorcerer is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Accidental Death insurance required. Reward is a secret. Contact Malva Fusecog.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a secret. Contact Ozshugh Neckkiller.
• Wanted: Someone stole my chalice. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Rop for more information.
• Looking for work? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Accidental Death insurance required. Reward is a secret. Contact Kuk Laughhost.
• sharpshooting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with a land deed. Serious inquiries only. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Shaman Mozg Bonecracker for further details.

• Oznakh Bonecracker is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a mocked alchemist. He appears exhausted.
• Micke Chrisbrook is an androgynous human who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled soldier. It appears helpful.
• DeMicke Cargton is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled bucklemaker. He appears guilty.
• Dave Andregan is a female human who is known in the city as being a mediocre chickenbutcher. She appears forbidding.
• Jo Petrewicz is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a skilled herbalist. He appears grieving.
• Jo Gooderton is a female human who is known in the region as being a mediocre teamster. She appears gambling.
• Joey Whitsone is a male human who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled harness maker. He appears pacifistic.
• Danry Stanwood is a male human who is known in the city as being a renowned sage. He appears jolly.
• Dav Roseorth is a male human who is known in the city as being a decent hatmaker. He appears territorial.
• Donic Stoden is a male human who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled trader. He appears helpful.
• Donry Roseerley is a male human who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled roofer. He appears cautious.

• Daves Wilman, a chatty male half-orc. He is an adept who is seeing the world.
• Don VanMartiden, a gluttonous female half-orc. She is a warrior who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Mickic VanDavidwood, a guilty female human. She is an adept who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.

These establishments worthy of mention in Durkland:

• The Elegant Wagonhouse Shop [+] The Elegant Wagonhouse Shop is a small, dirty-looking clothing shop. The building faces south with tiny windows, a roof made from slate, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a mopey half-orc named Rhozg Mokbreaker. The clothing shop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 5 customers in the clothing shop. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Master Wench Barrels [+] The Master Wench Barrels is a typical sized, neat-looking cooperage. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, a wood storefront, and round windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a lonely half-orc named Jo Gilngham. The cooperage is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 4 customers in the cooperage. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Dancing Friends Inc. [+] The Dancing Friends Inc. is a large, dusty-looking wagon yard. The building faces east with a masonry storefront, a roof made from slate, and two windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a cowed human named Davic Franson. The wagon yard is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 5 customers in the wagon yard. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Sleepy Road Cloth [+] The Sleepy Road Cloth is a normal sized, messy-looking mercer. The building faces north with a brick storefront, a roof made from tile, and two windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gosipy human named Jam Gooderley. The mercer is known for high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 4 customers in the mercer. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Blind Axehandle Shop [+] The Blind Axehandle Shop is a typical sized, smelly-looking copyoffice. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, a split wood storefront, and many windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a jolly half-orc named Davry Martiridge. The copyoffice is known for steep prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 5 customers in the copyoffice. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Ever-full Princess Ale House [+] The Ever-full Princess Ale House is a small, disgusting-looking beer seller. The building faces northeast with a masonry storefront, a roof made from turf, and round windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a solemn human named Jam Kleinick. The beer seller is known for steep prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell beer and hops and you see casks of beer. There are 2 customers in the beer seller. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Wagonhouse Inc. [+] The Greasy Wagonhouse Inc. is a huge, cluttered-looking transportation. The building faces southwest with barred windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a quiet half-orc named Hutgogh Neckcracker. The transportation is known for minimal prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the transportation. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Merry Frog Beer Garden [+] The Merry Frog Beer Garden is a large, disgusting-looking brewery. The building faces south with a stone storefront, a roof made from slate, and stained windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a worrying half-orc named Chief Ruddath Boneripper. The brewery is known for moderate prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you hear laughing, you smell hops and grain, and you see bags of hops. There are 2 customers in the brewery. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Twin Demon Enchanters [+] The Twin Demon Enchanters is an average sized, dirty-looking alchemy shop. The building faces north with stained windows, a roof made from thatch, and a stone storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a contrarian human named Donry Davhews. The alchemy shop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you smell a foul smell, you see strange bottles and tubes everywhere, and you hear a rythimic scraping. There is 1 customer in the alchemy shop. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Slippery Devil Textiles [+] The Slippery Devil Textiles is an average sized, clean-looking mercer. The building faces southeast with two windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a guilty human named Daves Broford. The mercer is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There is 1 customer in the mercer. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Divine Pot Clinic [+] The Divine Pot Clinic is an average sized, packed-looking clinic. The building faces east with stained windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an efficient human named Daves Whitwood. The clinic is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There is 1 customer in the clinic. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.