Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 25,584
- Children: 26.45% (6,766)
- Elderly: 14.25% (3,645)
Racial Breakdown
- 11,718 minotaur (45.8%)
- 5,296 mindflayer (20.7%)
- 3,685 goblin (14.4%)
- 2,431 orc (9.5%)
- 1,075 lycanthrope (4.2%)
- 870 human (3.4%)
- 509 other (1.9%)
Misc.
- 7 Districts
- 484 Businesses
- 3,931 Specialists
- 2,647 Residences
Summary [-]
Environment [-]
Geography [-]
Climate [-]
Astronomy [-]
Cityscape [-]
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Government [-]
Leader [-]
Laws [-]
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Resources [-]
Joneslia is known for the following resources:
- Vast parrot companies that are hunted by travelers.
- A blessed tower inhabited by wild peacocks that are feared by townspeople. Durgar Ivorysmith said one might find a chest containing penis sheathes in a dungeon.
- A new tower inhabited by dangerous scorpions that are hunted by wenches. Sobgud Armripper said rumors tell of bags of silver in a well.
- Clay banks that are feared by townspeople.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- In days gone by, the royals of Liberduk thrived. Things were always nice, but one day an evil ghoul named Gheal heh Khalssen kidnapped a princess. The royals tried to stop the ghoul, but didn't get close. Along came a hero named Danic VanFransford, who was a valiant knight. Danic had a plan to trick the ghoul by causing a distraction while others struck. When Danic VanFransford faced the ghoul, Danic VanFransford defeated Gheal heh Khalssen.
- Legends tell of Goron's Amulet, a special amulet with the power to make people cry. It was last seen years ago.
- In times past, the villagers of Easttle lived in peace. Things were peaceful, but one day an evil demon named Caveras Sumsoult took a hostage and demanded a ransom. The villagers tried to stop the demon, but failed miserably. Along came Uk Oaknut the ogre, who was a sneaky thief. Uk had a plan to trick the demon by causing a distraction while others struck. When Uk Oaknut faced the demon, Uk Oaknut tricked Caveras Sumsoult and was killed in the process.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- Required: I'm looking for rare quazits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Taz to learn more.
- Needed: I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Yeral heh Ghezor if intrigued.
- Needed: Looking for work? toads-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Hilgrinine Littlefur.
- Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Gugbash Necknor.
- Help Needed: A passing Wizard is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will pay in gold. Contact Mordal Crystalgem for more details.
- hotdog eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a secret. Contact Faldin Stormkiller for more details.
- Required: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Opportunity to earn a title. Guild membership required. Contact Davry VanJameon.
- Help! I'm looking for rare grigs, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a secret. Contact Dzuunk Rantmurder.
- Required: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather eye of newt due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward available. Contact Jam Kleinman.
- Needed: I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with a land deed. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Odbd Legcracker.
- Looking for work? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome stirge required. Will pay in gold. May include some hazards. Contact Calita Youngganthi if interested.
- Looking for work? Aristocrat seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Amaly Oldeye.
- Masrrl has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Huzu Neckbreaker.
- Someone stole my cerimonial knife. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Gwarigtel Mistsky for more information.
- Hearty souls needed to recover stolen wagon wheel. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Dubel Boarbranch for further details.
- Someone stole my goat. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Elhs.
- Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Jamry Smithing for more information.
- lizards-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Gwaelllas Brightcaller if interested.
- Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with valuable information. Must be quick on your feet. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Delommore Longchaser.
- Needed: sewing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Nud Necksnapper.
- Bored? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Experienced professionals only. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Har'toor for further details.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Rugods Foulbasher is a female goblin who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled adventurer. She appears skeptical.
- Xuot Metalcutter is a female goblin who is known in the world as being a renowned innkeeper. She appears greedy.
- Dones Antonwell is a male lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled glovemaker. He appears battle-ready.
- Donry Corield is a female lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a mocked actor. She appears grieving.
- Dzuok Metalrot is a male goblin who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled good samaritan. He appears quiet.
- Har'k'morn is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled vintner. She appears forgetful.
- Ghug Neckripper is a female orc who is known in that part of town as being a gifted sculptor. She appears loud.
- Beaugas Whitestalker is a female minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre furrier. She appears conspirational.
- Klummab Legbreaker is a female orc who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled professor. She appears nosy.
- Jamic Smithden is a male lycanthrope who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled entertainer. He appears pacifistic.
- Dav Smithand is a male lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled cartwright. He appears skeptical.
- Donic Buran is a male human who is known in the world as being a gifted navigator. He appears lonely.
- Dan Danter is a male lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a skilled haymerchant. He appears unreliable.
- Envy is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled pursemaker. She appears vengeful.
- Khumah Legcrusher The Cruel is a female orc who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled bounty hunter. She appears chatty.
- Blorc is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a decent ostler. She appears idealistic.
- Klonrall is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled plasterer. She appears trusting.
- Codyes Kazisplitter is a male minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled tavern. He appears conspirational.
- Rhutguzg Neckbreaker is a male orc who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled roofer. He appears skeptical.
- Califort Rainsoult is a female minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled sage. She appears apologetic.
- Ket Wormmurder is a female goblin who is known in the region as being a decent collier. She appears clumsy.
- Sszril is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a mediocre shipwright. He appears gluttonous.
- Nhogborg Backcracker is a female orc who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled sage. She appears deluded.
- Dzuet Ironrot is a male goblin who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled sheriff. He appears scattered.
- Zrag Legripper is a female orc who is known in the world as being a skilled navigator. She appears gambling.
- Saro Domcaller is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled mercenary. She appears grieving.
Travelers [-]
- Goitra, an intimidating male mindflayer. He is an adept who is seeing the world.
- Gaeartava Eyllisshield, a contrarian male half-elf. He is a sorcerer who is traveling the world as a beggar.
- Yerssen ahn Gheal, a solemn male lizardfolk. He is an expert who is here to buy supplies.
- Jamey Southand, a jesterly female lycanthrope. She is a paladin who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
- Troshurg Backsnapper The Cruel, a loud female orc. She is a commoner who is seeking revenge.
- Loora Grimbreaker, a boastful male minotaur. He is a rogue who is here to destroy an artifact.
- Bat, an idealistic female kobold. She is a warrior who is finding a missing heir.
- Donry Franing, a self-obsessed male human. He is an adept who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
- Jamey Burngham, a boastful male human. He is a rogue who is seeing the city.
- Beel Wetfield, a jesterly male halfling. He is a warrior who is traveling with an acting troupe.
- Tmor Darkdeath, an attentive female goblin. She is a commoner who is here to destroy an artifact.
- Mornir Stonebreeches, a gosipy male oddball. He is a commoner who is finding a missing sibling.
- Yorgan Brightblade, a giddy female deep dwarf. She is a commoner who is doing something amazing.
- Elilly Hairygrass, a solemn female halfling. She is a commoner who is doing something nefarious.
- Snorbul Marblemead, a worrying male oddball. He is a wizard who is seeking honest work.
- Kuglakh Legsnapper, an idealistic male bugbear. He is a rogue who is on a mission from the gods.
- Tbunk Cleaverslay, a jesterly male goblin. He is a monk who is finding work as a skilled laborer.
- Ghrilak, a patriotic female troglodyte. She is a warrior who is on a mission for diplomacy.
- Adagar Silvership, an attentive female half-dwarf. She is an aristocrat who is delivering a message to a thug.
- Fax, a greedy female kobold. She is a commoner who is finding work as a skilled laborer.
- Zimmsh Neckkiller The Strong, a treasure-obsessed male orc. He is a sorcerer who is fleeing from forced labor.
- Cogrimne Shortjay, a conspirational male halfling. He is a commoner who is here to destroy a rumor.
Locales [-]
Establishments [-]
These establishments worthy of mention in Joneslia:
- The Glaring Frogs Inc. [+]
- The Strangled Imps Dry Goods [+]
- The Gelded Hops Military School [+]
- The Dirty Whisper Force [+]
- The Sleepy Frog Fabrics [+]
- The Flying Boar Inc. [+]
- The Knotted Bunch Inc. [+]
- The Colored Fox Dry Goods [+]
- The Grizzly Beer Inc. [+]
- The Red Lion Gaol [+]
- The Frosted Pony Temple [+]
- The Old Greyhound Bows R Us [+]
- The Refuge Heart Inc. [+]
- The Laughing Skull Shop [+]
- The Sloppy Oarhouse Cloth [+]
- The Old Hatchet Bows R Us [+]
- The Wooden Crate Hostel [+]
- The Lascivious Octopus Inc. [+]
- The Sterling Alicorn Shoes [+]
- The Horny Road House of Law [+]
- The Angry Pipe Shoppe [+]
- The Warm Princess Rug Shop [+]
- The Refuge Pony Inc. [+]
- The Lecherous Dwarf Blowers [+]
- The Burning Wig Postal Service [+]
- The Ever-full Kettles Ale House [+]