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Welcome to Joneslia!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 25,584
  • Children: 26.45% (6,766)
  • Elderly: 14.25% (3,645)

Racial Breakdown

  • 11,718 minotaur (45.8%)
  • 5,296 mindflayer (20.7%)
  • 3,685 goblin (14.4%)
  • 2,431 orc (9.5%)
  • 1,075 lycanthrope (4.2%)
  • 870 human (3.4%)
  • 509 other (1.9%)

Misc.

  • 7 Districts
  • 484 Businesses
  • 3,931 Specialists
  • 2,647 Residences

Summary [-]

Joneslia is a metropolis in the Conasak Domain with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate metropolis is sparsely populated (346/sq km), covers 73.94 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 9702 meters.

Climate [-]

Joneslia has a Tropical Seasonal Forest climate, which is characterized by constant high temperatures and seasonal torrential rains, and has hot, rainy and cool seasons. Winds in the region are mild and the temperature is generally warm with minor variation. Precipitation is strong, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

Joneslia sees a single star overhead: Kroluri, a supermassive white star. Joneslia also has a double moon: Prola, a massive bone white moon and Spole, a large pale yellow moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a crumbling marble rampart that is 10 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 36.88 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 6 roads leading to Joneslia; 2 roads are major. The city is lined with well-maintained cobblestone streets in a contour-forming pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, mercy, poor, fine shops, wealthy, trade, and civic.

Government [-]

Joneslia is governed through a federation, where sovereign power is formally divided between a central authority and a number of constituent regions. The government as a whole is seen as incapable of even simple tasks. Officials in Joneslia are often seen as the epitome corruption and the policies are ridiculed. The political influence of Joneslia in the region is shrinking due to racial tensions. In times of crisis, the population gives up their freedom in exchange for security.

Leader [-]

Joneslia is ruled by Steward Beltai Sunbough. The Steward has been in power for mere hours and is ridiculed by the people. There is strong opposition to the Steward and policies. The right to rule was granted by hereditary succession, and that power is maintained by secret police raiding homes in the dead of night.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a police, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by a council, with a common punishment being hard labor.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is petty theft. The imprisonment rate is 0.58% of the population (148 adults).

Military [-]

Joneslia has a laid back attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 3453 citizens (13.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 1918 (7.5%). Of the active duty military, 129 (3.75%) are special forces. Due to their laid back attitude and crumbling rampart, Joneslia is badly fortified. Joneslia fighters are much loved for their use of shortswords in battle. They are praised for their hoarde tactics and are considered perfectly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Joneslia is currently failing.

Resources [-]

Joneslia is known for the following resources:

  • Vast parrot companies that are hunted by travelers.
  • A blessed tower inhabited by wild peacocks that are feared by townspeople. Durgar Ivorysmith said one might find a chest containing penis sheathes in a dungeon.
  • A new tower inhabited by dangerous scorpions that are hunted by wenches. Sobgud Armripper said rumors tell of bags of silver in a well.
  • Clay banks that are feared by townspeople.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In days gone by, the royals of Liberduk thrived. Things were always nice, but one day an evil ghoul named Gheal heh Khalssen kidnapped a princess. The royals tried to stop the ghoul, but didn't get close. Along came a hero named Danic VanFransford, who was a valiant knight. Danic had a plan to trick the ghoul by causing a distraction while others struck. When Danic VanFransford faced the ghoul, Danic VanFransford defeated Gheal heh Khalssen.
  • Legends tell of Goron's Amulet, a special amulet with the power to make people cry. It was last seen years ago.
  • In times past, the villagers of Easttle lived in peace. Things were peaceful, but one day an evil demon named Caveras Sumsoult took a hostage and demanded a ransom. The villagers tried to stop the demon, but failed miserably. Along came Uk Oaknut the ogre, who was a sneaky thief. Uk had a plan to trick the demon by causing a distraction while others struck. When Uk Oaknut faced the demon, Uk Oaknut tricked Caveras Sumsoult and was killed in the process.

Events [-]

Joneslia is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Required: I'm looking for rare quazits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Taz to learn more.
  • Needed: I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Yeral heh Ghezor if intrigued.
  • Needed: Looking for work? toads-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Hilgrinine Littlefur.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Gugbash Necknor.
  • Help Needed: A passing Wizard is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will pay in gold. Contact Mordal Crystalgem for more details.
  • hotdog eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a secret. Contact Faldin Stormkiller for more details.
  • Required: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Opportunity to earn a title. Guild membership required. Contact Davry VanJameon.
  • Help! I'm looking for rare grigs, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a secret. Contact Dzuunk Rantmurder.
  • Required: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather eye of newt due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward available. Contact Jam Kleinman.
  • Needed: I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with a land deed. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Odbd Legcracker.
  • Looking for work? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome stirge required. Will pay in gold. May include some hazards. Contact Calita Youngganthi if interested.
  • Looking for work? Aristocrat seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Amaly Oldeye.
  • Masrrl has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Huzu Neckbreaker.
  • Someone stole my cerimonial knife. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Gwarigtel Mistsky for more information.
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen wagon wheel. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Dubel Boarbranch for further details.
  • Someone stole my goat. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Elhs.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Jamry Smithing for more information.
  • lizards-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Gwaelllas Brightcaller if interested.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with valuable information. Must be quick on your feet. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Delommore Longchaser.
  • Needed: sewing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Nud Necksnapper.
  • Bored? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Experienced professionals only. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Har'toor for further details.

People [-]

The people in Joneslia accept outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Rugods Foulbasher is a female goblin who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled adventurer. She appears skeptical.
  • Xuot Metalcutter is a female goblin who is known in the world as being a renowned innkeeper. She appears greedy.
  • Dones Antonwell is a male lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled glovemaker. He appears battle-ready.
  • Donry Corield is a female lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a mocked actor. She appears grieving.
  • Dzuok Metalrot is a male goblin who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled good samaritan. He appears quiet.
  • Har'k'morn is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled vintner. She appears forgetful.
  • Ghug Neckripper is a female orc who is known in that part of town as being a gifted sculptor. She appears loud.
  • Beaugas Whitestalker is a female minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre furrier. She appears conspirational.
  • Klummab Legbreaker is a female orc who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled professor. She appears nosy.
  • Jamic Smithden is a male lycanthrope who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled entertainer. He appears pacifistic.
  • Dav Smithand is a male lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled cartwright. He appears skeptical.
  • Donic Buran is a male human who is known in the world as being a gifted navigator. He appears lonely.
  • Dan Danter is a male lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a skilled haymerchant. He appears unreliable.
  • Envy is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled pursemaker. She appears vengeful.
  • Khumah Legcrusher The Cruel is a female orc who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled bounty hunter. She appears chatty.
  • Blorc is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a decent ostler. She appears idealistic.
  • Klonrall is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled plasterer. She appears trusting.
  • Codyes Kazisplitter is a male minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled tavern. He appears conspirational.
  • Rhutguzg Neckbreaker is a male orc who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled roofer. He appears skeptical.
  • Califort Rainsoult is a female minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled sage. She appears apologetic.
  • Ket Wormmurder is a female goblin who is known in the region as being a decent collier. She appears clumsy.
  • Sszril is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a mediocre shipwright. He appears gluttonous.
  • Nhogborg Backcracker is a female orc who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled sage. She appears deluded.
  • Dzuet Ironrot is a male goblin who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled sheriff. He appears scattered.
  • Zrag Legripper is a female orc who is known in the world as being a skilled navigator. She appears gambling.
  • Saro Domcaller is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled mercenary. She appears grieving.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Goitra, an intimidating male mindflayer. He is an adept who is seeing the world.
  • Gaeartava Eyllisshield, a contrarian male half-elf. He is a sorcerer who is traveling the world as a beggar.
  • Yerssen ahn Gheal, a solemn male lizardfolk. He is an expert who is here to buy supplies.
  • Jamey Southand, a jesterly female lycanthrope. She is a paladin who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
  • Troshurg Backsnapper The Cruel, a loud female orc. She is a commoner who is seeking revenge.
  • Loora Grimbreaker, a boastful male minotaur. He is a rogue who is here to destroy an artifact.
  • Bat, an idealistic female kobold. She is a warrior who is finding a missing heir.
  • Donry Franing, a self-obsessed male human. He is an adept who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • Jamey Burngham, a boastful male human. He is a rogue who is seeing the city.
  • Beel Wetfield, a jesterly male halfling. He is a warrior who is traveling with an acting troupe.
  • Tmor Darkdeath, an attentive female goblin. She is a commoner who is here to destroy an artifact.
  • Mornir Stonebreeches, a gosipy male oddball. He is a commoner who is finding a missing sibling.
  • Yorgan Brightblade, a giddy female deep dwarf. She is a commoner who is doing something amazing.
  • Elilly Hairygrass, a solemn female halfling. She is a commoner who is doing something nefarious.
  • Snorbul Marblemead, a worrying male oddball. He is a wizard who is seeking honest work.
  • Kuglakh Legsnapper, an idealistic male bugbear. He is a rogue who is on a mission from the gods.
  • Tbunk Cleaverslay, a jesterly male goblin. He is a monk who is finding work as a skilled laborer.
  • Ghrilak, a patriotic female troglodyte. She is a warrior who is on a mission for diplomacy.
  • Adagar Silvership, an attentive female half-dwarf. She is an aristocrat who is delivering a message to a thug.
  • Fax, a greedy female kobold. She is a commoner who is finding work as a skilled laborer.
  • Zimmsh Neckkiller The Strong, a treasure-obsessed male orc. He is a sorcerer who is fleeing from forced labor.
  • Cogrimne Shortjay, a conspirational male halfling. He is a commoner who is here to destroy a rumor.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Joneslia:

  • The Glaring Frogs Inc. [+]
  • The Strangled Imps Dry Goods [+]
  • The Gelded Hops Military School [+]
  • The Dirty Whisper Force [+]
  • The Sleepy Frog Fabrics [+]
  • The Flying Boar Inc. [+]
  • The Knotted Bunch Inc. [+]
  • The Colored Fox Dry Goods [+]
  • The Grizzly Beer Inc. [+]
  • The Red Lion Gaol [+]
  • The Frosted Pony Temple [+]
  • The Old Greyhound Bows R Us [+]
  • The Refuge Heart Inc. [+]
  • The Laughing Skull Shop [+]
  • The Sloppy Oarhouse Cloth [+]
  • The Old Hatchet Bows R Us [+]
  • The Wooden Crate Hostel [+]
  • The Lascivious Octopus Inc. [+]
  • The Sterling Alicorn Shoes [+]
  • The Horny Road House of Law [+]
  • The Angry Pipe Shoppe [+]
  • The Warm Princess Rug Shop [+]
  • The Refuge Pony Inc. [+]
  • The Lecherous Dwarf Blowers [+]
  • The Burning Wig Postal Service [+]
  • The Ever-full Kettles Ale House [+]