Welcome to West Quaners!

West Quaners is known for the following resources:

• Many defenseless scorpion beds that are feared by locals. One might find piles of silver hidden around somewhere.
• Cobra quivers that are hunted by vampires. Porlak said somoeone said someone found piles of monkey wrenches in a well.
• Defenseless cobra quivers that are feared by children.
• Endangered fruit fields that are hunted by vampires. One might dig up a stash of penis sheathes in a well.
• A haunted fort inhabited by vampire crows that are avoided by townspeople. Gohon Ragesoult said the locals speak of bags of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.

• Bored? lizards-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Nineno Cogglesprocket.
• Someone stole my ring of Cerobleh. Find the louse, dead or alive. Serious inquiries only. Reward is a secret. Contact Bap for further details.
• I have quazits in my basement, plz halp! References required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Tomlita Gyroblast if interested.
• Help Wanted: gator wrasslin' contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. Contact Anzer.
• Help! Bored? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Mild danger may be involved. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Nbbok Ironbasher.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. May include some hazards. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Danes Southall for more details.
• Help! Paladin seeks apprentice. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact S'herssen seh Khalal.
• Help! Bounty for giant spiders, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Gargan Greaseysmith if intrigued.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for rare rabbits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Accidental Death insurance required. Will pay in gold. Contact Krolu Necknor.
• Help Needed: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome brain moles required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Mickic Matorth for more details.
• Needed: Need a change of pace? Require an instructor learned in local lore to tutor my child. Will pay in gold. Contact Daap Oakfang.
• Missing potato. We suspect squirrels are the culprit. Reward available. Contact Armir Firegem for more information.
• I'm looking for rare toads, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Khalssen seh Khalal if interested.
• darkmantles-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will pay in gold. Contact Grunbin Bitterbread.
• Bounty for bats, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Faldin Saltmill.

• Tom Fusegadget is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled haymerchant. He appears boastful.
• Torva Triggerwink is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a gifted wagoneer. He appears jesterly.
• Jenlita Wizzbolt is an androgynous gnome who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled herbalist. It appears grieving.
• Micke Martiridge is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre deputy. She appears embittered.
• Trozg Bonecracker is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent chickenbutcher. He appears quiet.
• Chief Mogt Bonekiller is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent courtier. She appears lovelorn.
• Mickry Roseter is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a gifted social worker. He appears easily offended.
• Torkey Fusegauge is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a mocked tilemaker. He appears intimidated.
• Danes Whitall is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre physician. She appears egotistical.
• Trar Neckcracker is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled cooper. He appears nosy.
• Tasa Necknor is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent teacher. He appears intimidated.
• Gav Wobbwink is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled bowyer. He appears sick.
• Car Rocketjet is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a mocked locksmith. She appears apologetic.
• Jame Harll is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent lawyer. He appears embittered.
• Glibd Headbreaker is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled herbalist. She appears egotistical.
• Davic Martiell is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a skilled grocer. She appears sick.
• Gabdan Wobbbolt is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a gifted forester. She appears outlandish.
• Maleno Greasefiz is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled haymerchant. She appears gambling.

• Jam Franhouse, an impatient male human. He is an adept who is following a message from an angel.
• Mal Electrogadget, a grieving female gnome. She is a commoner who is fleeing debtors.
• Bim Skullripper, a cowed female half-orc. She is a commoner who is fleeing an abusive lover.
• Abavartel Windstryke, a grieving female elf. She is a commoner who is seeking revenge.
• Thordin Opalstone, a loud male half-dwarf. He is a bard who is traveling the world as a trader.
• Grunril Earthsword, a xenophobic male dwarf. He is a warrior who is following the voices.
• Aeshiatars Aleanstalker, a quiet male elf. He is a fighter who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Deltava Wolfsing, an impatient male elf. He is an expert who is traveling with an acting troupe.
• Gwaelltars Rilynnsing, a boastful male elf. He is a warrior who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Tomton Fusescope, a nervous male gnome. He is an adept who is traveling the world as a trader.

These establishments worthy of mention in West Quaners:

• The Honest Bucket Shoppe [+] The Honest Bucket Shoppe is a typical sized, dusty-looking apothecary. The building faces northwest with round windows, a roof made from thatch, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a forgetful half-orc named Shubguk Headnor. The apothecary is known for moderate prices for the products there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you see bottles vials and stacks of grian and herbs, you smell damp earth, and you hear a rythimic scraping. There are 2 customers in the apothecary. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Deadly Axe Temple [+] The Deadly Axe Temple is a normal sized, damp-looking brothel. The building faces north with no windows, a roof made from slate, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by an efficient half-orc named Srazg Headkiller The Strong. The brothel is known for very high prices for the long back rubs there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you see candles and drapery, you hear loud moaning, and you smell scent of oil. There are 3 customers in the brothel. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Raging Alicorn Amory [+] The Raging Alicorn Amory is a large, smelly-looking armorsmithy. The building faces south with stained windows, a roof made from turf, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a territorial gnome named Carina Greasefiz. The armorsmithy is known for high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. Upon entering you smell a burning fire, you hear the sound of a forge, and you see bit of armor in various states of repiar. There are 3 customers in the armorsmithy. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Tipsy Bunch Supplies [+] The Tipsy Bunch Supplies is a huge, damp-looking chandlery shop. The building faces south with a stone storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a nosy half-orc named Dud Headkiller The Cruel. The chandlery shop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 5 customers in the chandlery shop. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Sleeping Riverside Inc. [+] The Sleeping Riverside Inc. is an average sized, dirty-looking workshop. The building faces northwest with a roof made from tile, a masonry storefront, and large windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a forbidding half-orc named Humug Necksnapper. The workshop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see tools and bits of wood lying around, you hear hammering from the back, and you smell sawdust. There are 4 customers in the workshop. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wanton Yawning Night Smiths [+] The Wanton Yawning Night Smiths is a small, crowded-looking graveyard. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, barred windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a xenophobic half-orc named Done Andrees. The graveyard is known for very high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 5 customers in the graveyard. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Dripping Snake Herbalist [+] The Dripping Snake Herbalist is a normal sized, neat-looking herbalist shop. The building faces southeast with a masonry storefront, a roof made from thatch, and barred windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an authoritarian half-orc named Don Kleinill. The herbalist shop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 5 customers in the herbalist shop. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Bottomless Hops Sport House [+] The Bottomless Hops Sport House is a huge, clean-looking fishery. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, large windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a homesick half-orc named Zug Mokcrusher. The fishery is known for high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell something fishy. There are 3 customers in the fishery. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Tired Knife Supplies [+] The Tired Knife Supplies is a typical sized, dirty-looking chandlery shop. The building faces east with a masonry storefront, many windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a jaded half-orc named Klib Bonesnapper. The chandlery shop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 3 customers in the chandlery shop. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Grimy Imps Ceramics [+] The Grimy Imps Ceramics is a huge, smelly-looking pottery. The building faces east with tiny windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a loud gnome named Jen Greasefuel. The pottery is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There is 1 customer in the pottery. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Whistling Frog Inc. [+] The Whistling Frog Inc. is an average sized, cluttered-looking tack shop. The building faces northeast with a brick storefront, no windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a xenophobic gnome named Tom Fusewink. The tack shop is known for steep prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the tack shop. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Cloven Beauty Inc. [+] The Cloven Beauty Inc. is a normal sized, cluttered-looking theater. The building faces north with dirty windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a nervous gnome named Adalin Wobbblast. The theater is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the theater. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Yellow Song Garbage Lot [+] The Yellow Song Garbage Lot is a huge, disgusting-looking junkyard. The building faces south with a stone storefront, a roof made from slate, and broken windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gambling gnome named Aidan Gyrofuel. The junkyard is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the junkyard. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Belching Octopus Shoppe [+] The Belching Octopus Shoppe is a small, neat-looking magic shop. The building faces east with a lap board storefront, a roof made from thatch, and round windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a patronizing gnome named Kialita Thermosprocket. The magic shop is known for steep prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 4 customers in the magic shop. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Stumpy Flame General Merchandise [+] The Stumpy Flame General Merchandise is a normal sized, messy-looking general store. The building faces south with no windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a healthy half-orc named Mick VanMarord. The general store is known for steep prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 2 customers in the general store. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Robber Hops Inc. [+] The Robber Hops Inc. is a large, dirty-looking spicemerchant. The building faces southeast with two windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an accusatory half-orc named Mickes Rosenngham. The spicemerchant is known for fair prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the spicemerchant. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Flying Nomad Inc. [+] The Flying Nomad Inc. is a large, damp-looking dock. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, tiny windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by a boastful half-orc named Gluzgarg Necknor. The dock is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There is 1 customer in the dock. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Crazy Nomad General Mechandise [+] The Crazy Nomad General Mechandise is a large, messy-looking grocery store. The building faces east with a wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and small windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a territorial gnome named Ai Gyrobolt. The grocery store is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the grocery store. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.