+

Welcome to Bloomfun!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 254
  • Children: 20.87% (53)
  • Elderly: 17.72% (45)

Racial Breakdown

  • 174 troglodyte (68.5%)
  • 36 kobold (14.1%)
  • 16 mindflayer (6.2%)
  • 11 other (4.3%)
  • 6 drow (2.3%)
  • 6 lycanthrope (2.3%)
  • 5 deep dwarf (1.9%)

Misc.

  • 2 Districts
  • 8 Businesses
  • 8 Specialists
  • 32 Residences

Summary [-]

Bloomfun is a hamlet in the Lower Britkryique District with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest hamlet is lightly populated (478/sq km), covers 0.53 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 821 meters.

Climate [-]

Bloomfun has a Moist Continental climate, which is characterized by warm to cool summers and cold winters with severe snow storms, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are non-existent and the temperature is generally unbearably cold with minor variation. Precipitation is moderate, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Bloomfun sees a single star overhead: Won, an average yellow star. Bloomfun also has no moons. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: an imposing black hole that has been around for time immemorial.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to Bloomfun; 1 road is major. The city is lined with rough dirt tracks in an organic pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market and trade.

Government [-]

Bloomfun is governed through a communist government, where the state plans and controls the economy and a single party holds power. The government as a whole is seen as surprisingly decent. Officials in Bloomfun are often seen as incorruptible and the policies are honored. The political influence of Bloomfun in the region is declining due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population cowers in fear.

Leader [-]

Bloomfun is ruled by Prime Minister Gordin Grayhammer. The Prime Minister has been in power for years and is despised by the people. There is peaceful opposition to the Prime Minister and policies. The right to rule was granted by forgery, and that power is maintained through a fair and just legal system.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a grifters, who can be bribed. Justice is served by a magistrate, with a common punishment being torture.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 0.79% of the population (2 adults).

Military [-]

Bloomfun has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 35 citizens (14%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 19 (7.5%). Of the active duty military, 1 (5.25%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and lack of defensible wall, Bloomfun is tolerably fortified. Bloomfun fighters are respected for their use of throwing axes in battle. They are revered for their rigid formations and are considered inadequately skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Bloomfun is currently unwavering.

Resources [-]

Bloomfun is known for the following resources:

  • Abundant old cocoa bean fields that are visited frequently by gru. Thordin Talonsmasher said somoeone said someone found piles of kitten mittens hidden around somewhere.
  • An ancient cave inhabited by poisonous beavers that are hunted by children. Hrustar Zhakos said the locals speak of a chest containing diamonds hidden around somewhere.
  • An old grave yard inhabited by carnivorous peacocks that are frequented by locals. The locals speak of a chest containing iron maidens hidden around somewhere.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Some time ago, a Pooka wandered the swamps before dawn. Villagers say that the Pooka will sneeze three times, then sell you into slavery.
  • Long, long ago in a city far, far away, a lich named Ilixpair lingered in the countryside. Some say that if you confront her, you will be eaten alive unless you answer a riddle.
  • Legends tell of Mickes' Bedpan, a special bedpan with the ability to grant wishes. It has been lost for ages.
  • Some time ago, a Boogyman roamed the swamps during a full moon and was drawn towards thieves. Commoners say that the Boogyman will ask for your help, then steal your soul.

Events [-]

Bloomfun is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Help Needed: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Mild danger may be involved. Reward is a secret. Contact Nbor Wormmouth.
  • Wanted: I'm looking for rare quazits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. May include some hazards. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Klatzut Legcracker.
  • Someone stole my valuables. Find the louse, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. May include some hazards. Contact Tgok Ghosttdeath to learn more.
  • I have stirge in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a secret. Contact Rbet Bladefury.
  • Require an instructor learned in juggling to tutor my child. Guild membership required. Will reward you with a land deed. May include some hazards. Contact Co Brownwill.
  • Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Must provide your own transportation. Reward available. Contact Mus Oozebeast if interested.
  • pig wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Must submit to background check. Reward available. Contact Duulaca Cloudcaller.

People [-]

The people in Bloomfun are accepting of outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Jamic Stabrook is a female lycanthrope who is known in that part of town as being a gifted handyman. She appears self-obsessed.
  • Delvarinne Shadowchaser is a female drow who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled tanner. She appears apologetic.
  • Rap is a male kobold who is known in the city as being a skilled maidservant. He appears authoritarian.
  • Faldal Opalknee is a male deep dwarf who is known in the city as being a renowned messenger. He appears authoritarian.
  • Dav Chrisleton is a female lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a renowned innkeeper. She appears vengeful.
  • Davry Whiteett is a male lycanthrope who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre shoemaker. He appears spiteful.
  • Harpair is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a skilled beer seller. He appears jolly.
  • Elhka is a male troglodyte who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled social worker. He appears cowed.
  • Delhiaava Rootmoon is a male drow who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled weaponsmith. He appears easily offended.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Adatanae Wavegrove, a nihilistic female elf. She is a cleric who is following a message from an angel.
  • Grimdin Crystalship, an efficient male oddball. He is a fighter who is seeking dishonest work.
  • Daney Jackliffe, an embittered female human. She is a cleric who is traveling the world as a pilgrim.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Bloomfun:

  • The New Dog Inc. [+]
  • The Murdered Tower Inc. [+]
  • The Crimson Beauty Inc. [+]
  • The Merry Road Pub [+]
  • The Fumbling Wine Book Smith [+]
  • The Burning Paladin Postal Service [+]
  • The Seven Elf Candle Maker [+]
  • The Raging Bunch Amory [+]
  • The Salty Fox Lumberyard [+]