Welcome to Cumberland!

Cumberland is known for the following resources:

• A blessed battle field inhabited by poisonous elephants that are feared by unicorns. One might find a chest containing penis sheathes in a tomb nearby.
• Plentiful chinchilla colonies that are feared by locals. One might dig up piles of rubies in a well.
• Creepy coffee fields that are visited frequently by townspeople.
• A haunted cave inhabited by tame kangaroos that are frequented by travelers. Galdose Skywalker said somoeone said someone found a stash of rubies buried near there.
• A haunted grave yard inhabited by dangerous kangaroos that are hunted by kittens.

• wine tester wanted. Will owe you a huge favor. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Cor for further details.
• Bored? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Must provide your own transportation. Reward is a secret. Contact Xuot Wormrot if interested.
• Help! Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with valuable information. Serious inquiries only. Contact Khalzor se Gheal.
• Help! I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome lizards required. Reward available. May include some hazards. Contact Dzuub Ogrewiser if interested.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather eye of newt due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will pay in gold. Contact Vothra.
• Missing jewel. We suspect quazits are the culprit. Will reward you with a land deed. References required. Contact Drogbub Backkiller.
• Wanted: Looking for something new? A passing Warrior is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward available. Contact Khalal se S'hoorssen for more details.
• Mas'toor has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Blopair.
• Missing relic. We suspect rats are the culprit. Will reward you with valuable information. Guild membership required. Contact Shetrah Spiritvidol.
• Help! A passing Cleric is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward available. Contact Donic Ferton for more information.
• Looking for work? Aleartava Hunithwake has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Drodin Bloodcloak.
• Looking for work? whiskey tester wanted. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Megd Darkdamn for more details.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Special attire required. Reward is a secret. Contact Throbgig Backripper.
• I'm looking for rare mephits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Nat.
• I have darkmantles in my basement, plz halp! May include some hazards. Will pay in gold. Contact Don Whiteen.

• Danic Matand is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled actor. He appears mocking.
• Arnlin Electrobit is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled grocer. She appears grieving.
• Dronir Tigersmith is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent saddler. He appears idealistic.
• Skadin Roarcask is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent woodseller. He appears lovelorn.
• Grumrin Broadshield is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled mercenary. He appears nihilistic.
• Joes Caster is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled weaponsmith. She appears idealistic.
• James Brownerley is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled apothecary. She appears outlandish.
• Throrin Ratkiller is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a skilled apothecary. She appears fatalistic.
• Wiztsy Thermobun is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted brewer. She appears fatalistic.
• Balgin Papercutter is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled courtier. She appears mocking.
• Abamir Crystalback is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled physician. She appears patriotic.
• Falgar Iceforge is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled bleacher. He appears nervous.
• Mickey Corhouse is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled warehouse worker. She appears quiet.
• Car Electroblast is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre tanner. He appears attentive.
• Dane Colmell is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled innkeeper. He appears clumsy.
• Mororin Blackleg is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled teacher. He appears sick.
• Abadin Ironhand is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre pastrycook. She appears accusatory.
• Dav Davstone is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled bleacher. She appears prejudiced.

• Khalal seh Yerzor, a shifty male lizardfolk. He is a cleric who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Dave Berett, a spiteful female human. She is a monk who is seeing the world.
• Beavin Greasecog, a forgetful female gnome. She is a warrior who is finding work as a mercenary.
• Tils, a guilty female troglodyte. She is an expert who is traveling the world as a trader.
• Bremt Damnhost, a xenophobic male hobgoblin. He is a bard who is finding a missing friend.
• Chatava Dirthweave, a melancholy female drow. She is a warrior who is fleeing overdue taxes.
• Talrog Skullsnapper The Cruel, a thick female bugbear. She is a commoner who is here to buy slaves.
• Snorkon Brightsapper, a gambling female deep dwarf. She is a barbarian who is fleeing debtors.
• Mickic Simonman, an unreliable female human. She is an expert who is fleeing overdue taxes.
• Tgog Greatmurder, a loud male goblin. He is a rogue who is cleaning out a slum.
• Gubal Boarclaw, a thick female ogre. She is a sorcerer who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Illenai Evensun, a lonely female drow. She is an adept who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Arnita Tiddlygadget, a jolly male gnome. He is a bard who is following a message from an angel.
• Enthul, a forbidding male mindflayer. He is a commoner who is on a mission to collect a debt.

These establishments worthy of mention in Cumberland:

• The Violet Hole Meats [+] The Violet Hole Meats is a small, tidy-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces northwest with a roof made from tile, a split wood storefront, and broken windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an intimidating half-dwarf named Danes MacBrownidge. The slaughterhouse is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 3 customers in the slaughterhouse. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Crippled Knife Inc. [+] The Crippled Knife Inc. is a large, disgusting-looking smokehouse. The building faces south with many windows, a roof made from turf, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a thick dwarf named Throgan Coralanvil. The smokehouse is known for steep prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 2 customers in the smokehouse. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wet Monk Meat Handlers [+] The Wet Monk Meat Handlers is an average sized, clean-looking butchershop. The building faces southeast with tiny windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a jesterly half-dwarf named Ulril Darkguard. The butchershop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 4 customers in the butchershop. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Puking Bunk Locksmith [+] The Puking Bunk Locksmith is an average sized, packed-looking locksmith. The building faces south with tiny windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a contrarian half-dwarf named Dones Tramard. The locksmith is known for high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the locksmith. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Perfumed Flask Wine Shoppe [+] The Perfumed Flask Wine Shoppe is a typical sized, neat-looking vinyard. The building faces northwest with two windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a homesick dwarf named Adagar Goldshield. The vinyard is known for varying prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the vinyard. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Twin Beauty Enchanters [+] The Twin Beauty Enchanters is a normal sized, disgusting-looking alchemy shop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, a brick storefront, and round windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a giddy gnome named Gilwan Wizzwink. The alchemy shop is known for unreasonable prices for the concotions there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you see odd smoke coming from a large vat with, you smell a foul smell, and you hear silence. There are 4 customers in the alchemy shop. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Grimy Beer Pottery House [+] The Grimy Beer Pottery House is a normal sized, clean-looking pottery. The building faces southeast with a lap board storefront, a roof made from thatch, and three windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an insecure gnome named Torxie Rocketbit. The pottery is known for high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 3 customers in the pottery. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Elven Mead Vault [+] The Elven Mead Vault is a large, damp-looking bank. The building faces east with a brick storefront, a roof made from tile, and a few windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a forbidding half-orc named Rroru Backripper. The bank is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell earth, you see and empty counter with bars in front of it, and you hear muffled voices from the back. There are 4 customers in the bank. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Dry Ivy Shop [+] The Dry Ivy Shop is a typical sized, damp-looking cobblershop. The building faces northwest with a split wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and a few windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an idealistic gnome named Jun Greasegadget. The cobblershop is known for extravagant prices for the goods there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you hear a kitten mewing, you smell rthymic grinding, and you see old shoes and bit of leather. There are 2 customers in the cobblershop. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Blind Pot Scribe [+] The Blind Pot Scribe is a typical sized, crowded-looking copyoffice. The building faces southeast with a wood storefront, small windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a healthy gnome named Bab Tiddlyblast. The copyoffice is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 2 customers in the copyoffice. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Ripped Giant Inc. [+] The Ripped Giant Inc. is a large, clean-looking townhouse. The building faces south with a brick storefront, a roof made from slate, and tiny windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a thick half-orc named James Bergan. The townhouse is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 5 customers in the townhouse. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Twisted Wig Shoppe [+] The Twisted Wig Shoppe is a large, dirty-looking alchemy shop. The building faces southwest with tiny windows, a roof made from turf, and a mud storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a nihilistic half-orc named James MacWhitewood. The alchemy shop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you smell a foul smell, you see a two headed chicken wandering around, and you hear a rythimic scraping. There are 4 customers in the alchemy shop. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Gray Dwarf Inc. [+] The Gray Dwarf Inc. is a huge, cluttered-looking transportation. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, small windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a smug gnome named Bongles Tiddlyjet. The transportation is known for varying prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the transportation. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Chipped Devil Inc. [+] The Chipped Devil Inc. is a huge, dusty-looking theater. The building faces southeast with broken windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a drunken dwarf named Throdor Crunchsapper. The theater is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the theater. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Chicken Cock Farmers Market [+] The Chicken Cock Farmers Market is a typical sized, clean-looking haymerchant. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, round windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a prejudiced half-dwarf named Grunrun Whitebelly. The haymerchant is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the haymerchant. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Master Virgin Inc. [+] The Master Virgin Inc. is a large, messy-looking tannery. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a lap board storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an authoritarian half-dwarf named Davic Chafield. The tannery is known for fair prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you see skins stretching, you smell leather, and you hear an odd thumping sound. There are 2 customers in the tannery. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Murdered Wig Inc. [+] The Murdered Wig Inc. is a large, cluttered-looking tavern. The building faces northwest with a split wood storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a contrarian half-dwarf named Drodin Coalhead. The tavern is known for fair prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the tavern. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Seven Lion Candle Maker [+] The Seven Lion Candle Maker is a small, damp-looking illuminator. The building faces south with many windows, a roof made from thatch, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an accusatory half-dwarf named Davry Rosetone. The illuminator is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the illuminator. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.