Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 5,111
- Children: 10.33% (528)
- Elderly: 25.75% (1,316)
Racial Breakdown
- 3,113 gnome (60.9%)
- 1,467 half-orc (28.7%)
- 338 dwarf (6.6%)
- 179 half-dwarf (3.5%)
- 14 other (0.2%)
Misc.
- 1 Districts
- 141 Businesses
- 743 Specialists
- 638 Residences
Summary [-]
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Cumberland is known for the following resources:
- A blessed battle field inhabited by poisonous elephants that are feared by unicorns. One might find a chest containing penis sheathes in a tomb nearby.
- Plentiful chinchilla colonies that are feared by locals. One might dig up piles of rubies in a well.
- Creepy coffee fields that are visited frequently by townspeople.
- A haunted cave inhabited by tame kangaroos that are frequented by travelers. Galdose Skywalker said somoeone said someone found a stash of rubies buried near there.
- A haunted grave yard inhabited by dangerous kangaroos that are hunted by kittens.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- Long, long ago, a Boogyman roamed the region and was drawn towards murderers. Folks say that the Boogyman will sneeze three times, then sell you into slavery.
- Legends tell of Joey's Quill, a cursed quill with the power to dominate others. It was stolen from a locked vault.
- Long ago, the villagers of Carpdale lived happily. Things were peaceful, but one day Rat the serial killer slayed a local hero. The villagers tried to stop the serial killer, but didn't get close. Along came Wiz Tinkerblast the gnome, who was an expert bowman. Wiz had an idea to slay the serial killer by causing a distraction while others struck. When Wiz Tinkerblast faced the serial killer, Wiz Tinkerblast killed the serial killer.
- In the days of yore, a Pooka wandered the countryside. They say that the Pooka will offer you sweets, then give you a gift if you are nice.
- Legends tell of Rbexn's Rake, a magical rake with the ability to summon angels. It disappeared after an attack by bandits.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- wine tester wanted. Will owe you a huge favor. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Cor for further details.
- Bored? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Must provide your own transportation. Reward is a secret. Contact Xuot Wormrot if interested.
- Help! Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with valuable information. Serious inquiries only. Contact Khalzor se Gheal.
- Help! I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome lizards required. Reward available. May include some hazards. Contact Dzuub Ogrewiser if interested.
- Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather eye of newt due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will pay in gold. Contact Vothra.
- Missing jewel. We suspect quazits are the culprit. Will reward you with a land deed. References required. Contact Drogbub Backkiller.
- Wanted: Looking for something new? A passing Warrior is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward available. Contact Khalal se S'hoorssen for more details.
- Mas'toor has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Blopair.
- Missing relic. We suspect rats are the culprit. Will reward you with valuable information. Guild membership required. Contact Shetrah Spiritvidol.
- Help! A passing Cleric is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward available. Contact Donic Ferton for more information.
- Looking for work? Aleartava Hunithwake has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Drodin Bloodcloak.
- Looking for work? whiskey tester wanted. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Megd Darkdamn for more details.
- Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Special attire required. Reward is a secret. Contact Throbgig Backripper.
- I'm looking for rare mephits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Nat.
- I have darkmantles in my basement, plz halp! May include some hazards. Will pay in gold. Contact Don Whiteen.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Danic Matand is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled actor. He appears mocking.
- Arnlin Electrobit is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled grocer. She appears grieving.
- Dronir Tigersmith is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent saddler. He appears idealistic.
- Skadin Roarcask is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent woodseller. He appears lovelorn.
- Grumrin Broadshield is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled mercenary. He appears nihilistic.
- Joes Caster is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled weaponsmith. She appears idealistic.
- James Brownerley is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled apothecary. She appears outlandish.
- Throrin Ratkiller is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a skilled apothecary. She appears fatalistic.
- Wiztsy Thermobun is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted brewer. She appears fatalistic.
- Balgin Papercutter is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled courtier. She appears mocking.
- Abamir Crystalback is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled physician. She appears patriotic.
- Falgar Iceforge is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled bleacher. He appears nervous.
- Mickey Corhouse is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled warehouse worker. She appears quiet.
- Car Electroblast is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre tanner. He appears attentive.
- Dane Colmell is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled innkeeper. He appears clumsy.
- Mororin Blackleg is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled teacher. He appears sick.
- Abadin Ironhand is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre pastrycook. She appears accusatory.
- Dav Davstone is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled bleacher. She appears prejudiced.
Travelers [-]
- Khalal seh Yerzor, a shifty male lizardfolk. He is a cleric who is traveling the world as a beggar.
- Dave Berett, a spiteful female human. She is a monk who is seeing the world.
- Beavin Greasecog, a forgetful female gnome. She is a warrior who is finding work as a mercenary.
- Tils, a guilty female troglodyte. She is an expert who is traveling the world as a trader.
- Bremt Damnhost, a xenophobic male hobgoblin. He is a bard who is finding a missing friend.
- Chatava Dirthweave, a melancholy female drow. She is a warrior who is fleeing overdue taxes.
- Talrog Skullsnapper The Cruel, a thick female bugbear. She is a commoner who is here to buy slaves.
- Snorkon Brightsapper, a gambling female deep dwarf. She is a barbarian who is fleeing debtors.
- Mickic Simonman, an unreliable female human. She is an expert who is fleeing overdue taxes.
- Tgog Greatmurder, a loud male goblin. He is a rogue who is cleaning out a slum.
- Gubal Boarclaw, a thick female ogre. She is a sorcerer who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
- Illenai Evensun, a lonely female drow. She is an adept who is here to destroy an artifact.
- Arnita Tiddlygadget, a jolly male gnome. He is a bard who is following a message from an angel.
- Enthul, a forbidding male mindflayer. He is a commoner who is on a mission to collect a debt.
Locales [-]
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These establishments worthy of mention in Cumberland:
- The Violet Hole Meats [+]
- The Crippled Knife Inc. [+]
- The Wet Monk Meat Handlers [+]
- The Puking Bunk Locksmith [+]
- The Perfumed Flask Wine Shoppe [+]
- The Twin Beauty Enchanters [+]
- The Grimy Beer Pottery House [+]
- The Elven Mead Vault [+]
- The Dry Ivy Shop [+]
- The Blind Pot Scribe [+]
- The Ripped Giant Inc. [+]
- The Twisted Wig Shoppe [+]
- The Gray Dwarf Inc. [+]
- The Chipped Devil Inc. [+]
- The Chicken Cock Farmers Market [+]
- The Master Virgin Inc. [+]
- The Murdered Wig Inc. [+]
- The Seven Lion Candle Maker [+]