Welcome to DeEdmondduk!

DeEdmondduk is known for the following resources:

• A haunted fort inhabited by vampire caterpillars that are avoided by children. One might find bags of diamonds hidden around somewhere.
• A magical shrine inhabited by defenseless cobras that are visited frequently by witches. Drun Headripper said the locals speak of bags of saphires in a dungeon.
• An old tower inhabited by poisonous crows that are visited frequently by witches.
• A magical mine inhabited by defenseless dragons that are frequented by witches. Ghrika said the locals speak of bags of penis sheathes buried near there.

• I have rust rats in my basement, plz halp! References required. Will pay in gold. Contact Kog Bigrender.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for rare toads, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward available. Contact James Andran if intrigued.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will pay in gold. Contact Kot Metalwiser.
• Srommuul Skullnor has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. May include some hazards. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact S'hoorssen se S'herssen if intrigued.
• Help Wanted: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Filleniyn Mistmist.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Drodin Leadmace.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather hydra blood due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Filvarlleu Dewblade.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather owlbear beak due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward available. Contact Rugot Foulhowl.
• Need a change of pace? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will pay in gold. Contact Don Giacocroft.
• darkmantles-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Gashu Bonesnapper.
• Help Wanted: Looking for work? Arbin Dragonstream has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Must be quick on your feet. Reward available. Contact Borond Foeboot.
• Need a change of pace? Davic Chasone has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact James MacBernarell.

• Maleno Gyrojet is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a gifted glassmaker. He appears melancholy.
• Grimmir Granitefinger is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent porter. He appears smug.
• Larnalinne Hearteye is a female elf who is known in the world as being a skilled teamster. She appears nosy.
• Elgrimine Flowwill is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled copyist. He appears outlandish.
• Faldo Crazyfellow is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a gifted porter. She appears jesterly.
• Mickry Andrrell is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a skilled wagoneer. She appears fashion concious.
• Careno Wizzgadget is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a decent grocer. She appears gosipy.
• Halartaen Softborne is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled undertaker. She appears gluttonous.
• Ama Healthydigger is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a mocked doctor. She appears cowed.
• Ilelltars Featherwalker is a male elf who is known in the city as being a renowned cheesemaker. He appears embittered.
• Gab Cogglefuel is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled weaver. She appears quiet.
• Snornir Deepchisel is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent jailer. He appears quiet.
• Illnaltel Duskingmane is a male elf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled locksmith. He appears greedy.
• Bellantel Wishrunner is a male elf who is known in the city as being a decent furrier. He appears spiteful.
• Torrette Gyrofiz is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled soldier. He appears nosy.

• Gratzuul Skullkiller, a self-obsessed male half-orc. He is a cleric who is finding work as a healer.
• Dones Franville, a lovelorn male human. He is a commoner who is fleeing debtors.
• Ilhialleu Teasen'wake, a flirtatious male elf. He is a fighter who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Jamey Broing, a jolly male half-orc. He is a commoner who is seeing the world.
• Durrin Dogcairn, a shifty male dwarf. He is a sorcerer who is fleeing from forced labor.
• Doney Danerton, a fatalistic male human. He is a warrior who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Joe Chrisinson, a lovelorn male human. He is a warrior who is traveling the world as a trader.
• Jam Barsone, a patronizing male half-orc. He is a wizard who is doing something nefarious.

These establishments worthy of mention in DeEdmondduk:

• The Wobblin' Dead Lodge [+] The Wobblin' Dead Lodge is a large, tidy-looking inn. The building faces northeast with small windows, a roof made from tile, and a brick storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a territorial halfling named Amada Shortstoat. The inn is known for high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the inn. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Last Troll Hats Shop [+] The Last Troll Hats Shop is a normal sized, messy-looking hat shop. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a masonry storefront, and two windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an accusatory dwarf named Falrin Paperknee. The hat shop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 5 customers in the hat shop. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Violet Peddler Farm [+] The Violet Peddler Farm is a huge, dusty-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces east with a wood storefront, round windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a jolly half-dwarf named Jam Roseling. The slaughterhouse is known for fair prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the slaughterhouse. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Deepwater Eagle Temple [+] The Deepwater Eagle Temple is a large, smelly-looking brothel. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, a few windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by an impatient halfling named Ama Highshadow. The brothel is known for very high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you see candles and drapery, you hear quiet music, and you smell perfume. There are 4 customers in the brothel. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Stinky Demon House of Colors [+] The Stinky Demon House of Colors is a large, cluttered-looking dyer. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a lovelorn dwarf named Drobin Foeshield. The dyer is known for high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you smell something fishy, you hear a bubbling sound, and you see lots of colored cloth and pots of dye. There are 4 customers in the dyer. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Flabby Flame [+] The Flabby Flame is an average sized, tidy-looking ropemaker. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a smug elf named Gaenalava Tyrsong. The ropemaker is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There is 1 customer in the ropemaker. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Bottomless Monk Fish House [+] The Bottomless Monk Fish House is a huge, cluttered-looking fishery. The building faces southeast with barred windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an intimidating dwarf named Dronir Marblesmith. The fishery is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell no fish. There are 3 customers in the fishery. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Golden Paladin Inc. [+] The Golden Paladin Inc. is a normal sized, neat-looking weaponshop. The building faces east with a split wood storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a flirtatious halfling named Tolda Springwind. The weaponshop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the weaponshop. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Mangy Bull Inc. [+] The Mangy Bull Inc. is a normal sized, cluttered-looking tannery. The building faces southeast with a brick storefront, three windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a loud dwarf named Baldin Hawkcoin. The tannery is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you hear an odd thumping sound, you smell leather, and you see skins stretching. There are 4 customers in the tannery. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Oiled Well Purse Shop [+] The Oiled Well Purse Shop is an average sized, disgusting-looking pursemaker. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, no windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a jesterly elf named Filrigaen Leafheart. The pursemaker is known for varying prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the pursemaker. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Golden Frog Inc. [+] The Golden Frog Inc. is a large, tidy-looking weaponshop. The building faces south with a wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and dirty windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a greedy dwarf named Balrin Bronzesmasher. The weaponshop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the weaponshop. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Dry Well Shop [+] The Dry Well Shop is a huge, dirty-looking cobblershop. The building faces southeast with a stone storefront, large windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a jolly elf named Faevarlleu Kindears. The cobblershop is known for reasonable prices for the goods there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you hear silence, you smell scent of leather, and you see a kitten. There are 4 customers in the cobblershop. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Gelded Mug High School [+] The Gelded Mug High School is a normal sized, crowded-looking school. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, a bamboo storefront, and stained windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a chatty halfling named Pomiraly Fastspan. The school is known for moderate prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the school. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Wistful Wagonhouse Shoppe [+] The Wistful Wagonhouse Shoppe is an average sized, damp-looking shop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, a brick storefront, and three windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gambling dwarf named Durag Amberguard. The shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the shop. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Rolling Pony Inc. [+] The Rolling Pony Inc. is an average sized, clean-looking spicemerchant. The building faces southeast with a wood storefront, three windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a healthy elf named Elhiaiyn Dirthglow. The spicemerchant is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the spicemerchant. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.