Welcome to Drakeari River!

Drakeari River is known for the following resources:

• Substantial peat swamps that are hunted by locals. The locals speak of bags of kitten mittens in a well.
• Scarce fruit fields that are hunted by unicorns. One might dig up bags of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.
• Paltry dragon wiers that are visited frequently by kittens.

• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen tomatoes. Reward available. Must be clean. Contact Poduk Rocknut.
• Wanted: Bored? sharpshooting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. No previous experience required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Adanir Ivorykiller.
• co-ed mud-wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Pot.
• I have feral cats in my basement, plz halp! Guild membership required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Erleninne Jadefire if interested.
• Help Needed: Missing shoe. We suspect brain moles are the culprit. Will reward you with a land deed. Must submit to background check. Contact Khalzor teh Ghezin.
• Bored? Someone stole my magic candle. Find the louse, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Grunbor Coralmill.
• drinking contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Must submit to background check. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Srogburz Legcrusher.

• Klon'ith is a female mindflayer who is known in the region as being a mediocre watercarrier. She appears solemn.
• Waeter is a female mindflayer who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled bowyer. She appears fatalistic.
• Ankaro is a male troglodyte who is known in the city as being a mediocre cartwright. He appears fatalistic.
• Ceera is an androgynous troglodyte who is known in the region as being a gifted mercenary. It appears flirtatious.
• Skaorin Deepgem is a male deep dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked laborer. He appears nosy.
• Armir Feastslasher is a male deep dwarf who is known in the world as being a mocked woodcarver. He appears outlandish.
• Guap Boarroot is a male ogre who is known in the world as being a decent coach driver. He appears impatient.
• Elhraz is a female troglodyte who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled magic dealer. She appears patriotic.
• Tilg is a male troglodyte who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled handyman. He appears attentive.

• Abarun Thudmouth, a jaded male deep dwarf. He is a commoner who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Magatred Swiftmist, an efficient male minotaur. He is a rogue who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Goral Earthstrider, a homesick female minotaur. She is an adept who is finding a long-lost sibling.

These establishments worthy of mention in Drakeari River:

• The Dry Bunk Shop [+] The Dry Bunk Shop is a typical sized, messy-looking cobblershop. The building faces north with a lap board storefront, a roof made from tile, and clean windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an intimidated mindflayer named Kiltra. The cobblershop is known for extravagant prices for the goods there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you see a kitten, you hear a kitten mewing, and you smell rthymic grinding. There are 3 customers in the cobblershop. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Stumpy Three Hall [+] The Stumpy Three Hall is a normal sized, disgusting-looking adventurers guild. The building faces south with stained windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a forgetful deep dwarf named Falorin Lightningaltar. The adventurers guild is known for dirt cheap prices for the assistance with minor problems there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you hear people yelling, you smell smell of blood, and you see a still dripping tarp in the corner covering something. There are 3 customers in the adventurers guild. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Elven Bull Money Lenders [+] The Elven Bull Money Lenders is an average sized, damp-looking bank. The building faces southwest with broken windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a territorial ogre named Guk Rocknut. The bank is known for moderate prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see and empty counter with bars in front of it, you smell earth, and you hear muffled voices from the back. There is 1 customer in the bank. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Whistling Cavern Inc. [+] The Whistling Cavern Inc. is a huge, clean-looking tack shop. The building faces east with large windows, a roof made from slate, and a wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a healthy ogre named Pok Oaktooth. The tack shop is known for fair prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 5 customers in the tack shop. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Happy Monkey Mill [+] The Happy Monkey Mill is a normal sized, dirty-looking mill. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, barred windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a beligerent deep dwarf named Durrim Clawrobe. The mill is known for high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 4 customers in the mill. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fermented Bill Shop [+] The Fermented Bill Shop is a small, damp-looking barbershop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from tile, a split wood storefront, and many windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a smitten troglodyte named Gozraz. The barbershop is known for extravagant prices for the a good story there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you smell disenfectant, you see hair clippings on the floor, and you hear someone telling a story. There are 3 customers in the barbershop. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Drifting Heart House [+] The Drifting Heart House is a large, crowded-looking civic center. The building faces east with a stone storefront, a roof made from slate, and barred windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a violent ogre named Dash Oakmane. The civic center is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 3 customers in the civic center. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Slade Mead Poor House [+] The Slade Mead Poor House is a huge, filthy-looking almshouse. The building faces east with tiny windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a boastful ogre named Dabel Oaksnout. The almshouse is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 2 customers in the almshouse. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Great Willow Scabbards [+] The Great Willow Scabbards is a typical sized, smelly-looking scabbard maker. The building faces southwest with a bamboo storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a territorial mindflayer named Kilrall. The scabbard maker is known for varying prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the scabbard maker. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.