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Welcome to Holy Yellowski!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 500
  • Children: 19.40% (97)
  • Elderly: 19.20% (96)

Racial Breakdown

  • 362 ogre (72.4%)
  • 113 drow (22.6%)
  • 19 deep dwarf (3.8%)
  • 6 other (1.2%)

Misc.

  • 3 Districts
  • 22 Businesses
  • 32 Specialists
  • 59 Residences

Summary [-]

Holy Yellowski is a hamlet in the Lorem Territory with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest hamlet is lightly populated (556/sq km), covers 0.90 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1070 meters.

Climate [-]

Holy Yellowski has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are breezy and the temperature is generally chilly with little variation. Precipitation is strong, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

Holy Yellowski sees a single star overhead: Wor, an average white star. Holy Yellowski also has no moons. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: an imposing supernova that has been around for centuries.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to Holy Yellowski; 1 road is major. The city is lined with rough dirt tracks in a looped pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: poor, middleclass, and professional.

Government [-]

Holy Yellowski is governed through an emirate, where the supreme power is in the hands of an emir, who may be an absolute overlord with constitutionally limited authority. The government as a whole is seen as slipshod. Officials in Holy Yellowski are often seen as honest and the policies are respected. The political influence of Holy Yellowski in the region is negligible due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population squabbles amongst themselves.

Leader [-]

Holy Yellowski is ruled by Elder Jamry Chriscombe. The Elder has been in power for mere days and is praised by the people. There is no visible opposition to the Elder and policies. The right to rule was granted by divine will, and that power is maintained by strict laws and incorruptible guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a racketeers, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served without trial, with a common punishment being torture.

Crime [-]

Crime is rampant. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 1.00% of the population (5 adults).

Military [-]

Holy Yellowski has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 70 citizens (14%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 32 (6.5%). Of the active duty military, 2 (4.25%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and lack of defensible wall, Holy Yellowski is suitably fortified. Holy Yellowski fighters are respected for their use of ranseurs in battle. They are revered for their rigid formations and are considered inadequately skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Holy Yellowski is currently calm.

Resources [-]

Holy Yellowski is known for the following resources:

  • Scant rock salt fields that are visited frequently by children. Somoeone said someone found bags of small lyres buried near there.
  • Ancient peat bogs that are frequented by unicorns. Rumors tell of bags of penis sheathes buried near there.
  • A cursed battle field inhabited by vampire cobras that are avoided by townspeople.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Long, long ago, the constable of Crawstone Branch lived happily. Things were always nice, but one day an evil dragon named Khalssen heh S'herzin stole a priceless heirloom. The constable tried to kill Khalssen heh S'herzin, but didn't get close. Along came a loud drow named Ilyriglas Cyredseeker, who was a valiant knight. Ilyriglas had an idea to slay the dragon by making a wager with Khalssen heh S'herzin. When Ilyriglas Cyredseeker faced the dragon, Ilyriglas Cyredseeker defeated Khalssen heh S'herzin and was killed in the process.
  • Legends tell of Zol's Tiara, a cursed tiara with the ability to move on its own accord. It hasn't reappeared in years.
  • Legends tell of Bladu's Sandwich, a magical sandwich with the ability to grant wishes. It was stolen from a locked vault.
  • Once upon a time, a Pooka stalked the field every six years and was drawn towards those that have killed innocents. Villagers say that the Pooka will ask for your help, then imprison you.

Events [-]

Holy Yellowski is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Expert seeks apprentice. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Mickes Stanngton to learn more.
  • Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Goi'ith to learn more.
  • Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather eye of newt due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Opportunity to earn a title. Must not smell. Contact Ghrira.
  • Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather a rat tail due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward available. Contact Dave Carore.
  • Missing valuables. We suspect stirge are the culprit. Reward is a secret. References required. Contact Ghriraz.
  • Warrior seeks apprentice. References required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Khalal heh Khalzor to learn more.
  • Needed: Looking for work? carniverous butterflies-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Foshurg Swifttalon.

People [-]

The people in Holy Yellowski love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Haalaniyn Aleansing is a male drow who is known in that part of town as being a decent armorer. He appears authoritarian.
  • Dosh Oxnut is a male ogre who is known in the city as being a renowned maidservant. He appears jesterly.
  • Ghaduk Oakbranch is a male ogre who is known in the region as being a skilled cheesemaker. He appears gosipy.
  • Adaorin Ashcastle is a male deep dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent furrier. He appears patronizing.
  • Elvariyn Summerfire is a male drow who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled artist. He appears patriotic.
  • Falril Thudbelly is a male deep dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre harness maker. He appears conspirational.
  • Kish Bearbranch is a male ogre who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled soldier. He appears greedy.
  • Uk Oxbranch is a male ogre who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled seamstress. He appears xenophobic.
  • Uduk Oxmane is an androgynous ogre who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled maidservant. It appears guilty.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Yik, a trusting female kobold. She is a cleric who is here to destroy an artifact.
  • Dan Goodridge, a smitten male half-elf. He is an adept who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
  • Elhka, a mopey male troglodyte. He is a bard who is finding a missing map.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Holy Yellowski:

  • The Olde Cock Fine Bows [+]
  • The Rampaging Hen Group [+]
  • The Pink Dog Wine Shoppe [+]
  • The Highlighted Frogs Magic Eye Piece [+]
  • The Broken Harpoon Leatherworks [+]
  • The Grumbling Demon Inc. [+]
  • The Fallen Fig Inc. [+]
  • The Grimy Priest Ceramics [+]
  • The Severed Wig Candle Maker [+]