Welcome to East Klempar!

Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 41
  • Children: 12.20% (5)
  • Elderly: 21.95% (9)

Racial Breakdown

  • 22 hobgoblin (53.6%)
  • 18 mindflayer (43.9%)
  • 1 other (2.4%)


  • 1 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 7 Residences

Summary [-]

East Klempar is a settlement in the Venkry District with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate settlement is sparsely populated (48/sq km), covers 0.85 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1040 meters.

Climate [-]

East Klempar has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are breezy and the temperature is generally cool with high variation. Precipitation is strong, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

East Klempar sees a single star overhead: Ton, an average orange star. East Klempar also has a double moon: Mola, an average light blue moon and Prolepa, an average briliant silver moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny supernova that has been around for generations.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 5 roads leading to East Klempar; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with filthy dirt roads in an irregular pattern.

Districts [-]

The city includes a market district.

Government [-]

East Klempar is governed through an ecclesiastical government, where the government administrated by a church.. The government as a whole is seen as sloppy and disorganized. Officials in East Klempar are often seen as honorable and the policies are feared. The political influence of East Klempar in the region is flourishing due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population flees for the hills.

Leader [-]

East Klempar is ruled by Prime Minister Davic Peteran. The Prime Minister has been in power far longer than should be allowed and is praised by the people. There is no visible opposition to the Prime Minister and policies. The right to rule was granted by forgery, and that power is maintained by strict laws and corrupt guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a roving thieves, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being stoning.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 0.00% of the population (0 adults).

Military [-]

East Klempar has a laid back attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 5 citizens (13.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 2 (6.75%). Of the active duty military, 0 (4%) are special forces. Due to their laid back attitude and lack of defensible wall, East Klempar is poorly fortified. East Klempar fighters are praised for their use of tonfas in battle. They are respected for their hoarde tactics and are considered terribly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in East Klempar is currently flourishing.

Resources [-]

East Klempar is known for the following resources:

  • Endangered caterpillar nests that are avoided by locals. One might dig up bags of emeralds in a dungeon.
  • Plentiful coffee patches that are visited frequently by children. Vesspair said one might find a chest containing silver in a dungeon.
  • Magical dangerous bat clouds that are avoided by gru.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Many years ago, a witch stalked the field and was drawn towards murderers. Villagers say that the witch will offer you sweets, then banish you if you are cruel.
  • Legends tell of Joe's Helmet, a magical helmet with the ability to summon angels. It was stolen from a locked vault.
  • In times gone by, a Pooka frequented the world and was drawn towards acts of greed. They say that the Pooka will ask a favor of you, then turn you into a mouse.
  • Once upon a time, a wizard named Iltoron hunted the world. Commoners say that if you see him, you will be killed.
  • In the days of yore, a Pooka hunted the swamps. Some say that the Pooka will ask a favor of you, then carry you away.

Events [-]

East Klempar is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Experienced professionals only. Reward is a secret. Contact Shobdob Armkiller The Black.
  • Wanted: I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact S'hoorzin teh Ghezor.
  • Help Needed: I have toads in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Gwaellanae Frostgrove.
  • Help Wanted: lock picking contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. Contact Skabin Coldbarrel.
  • I'm looking for rare homuncului, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. May include some hazards. Contact Khalzor teh Ghessen.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Grunond Roareye for more details.

People [-]

The people in East Klempar despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Goirr is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a decent navigator. She appears guarded.
  • Brub Dreadmouth is a female hobgoblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent engineer. She appears loud.
  • Thzzide is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled engineer. He appears guarded.
  • Rbus Rantwiser is a male hobgoblin who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled teamster. He appears solemn.
  • Truk Nightrot is a male hobgoblin who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled social worker. He appears accusatory.
  • Prire is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled spicemerchant. He appears fatalistic.
  • Xrerm Nighthost is a female hobgoblin who is known in the world as being a gifted harness maker. She appears embittered.
  • Brods Oozedeath is a male hobgoblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled mercenary. He appears boastful.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Blorall, an exhausted female mindflayer. She is an aristocrat who is here to destroy an artifact.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in East Klempar:

  • The Merry Yawning Pub [+]
  • The Blind Monkey Shop [+]
  • The Robber Skull Inc. [+]
  • The Tattered Beauty Temple [+]
  • The Violet Crow Farm [+]
  • The Fat Twins Inc. [+]
  • The Hungry Wagonhouse House of Law [+]
  • The Singing Thug Bindary [+]