Welcome to Lewisrard!

Lewisrard is known for the following resources:

• A creepy shrine inhabited by dangerous apes that are avoided by wenches. Rumors tell of a stash of penis sheathes buried near there.
• An ancient mine inhabited by defenseless dragons that are hunted by kittens. Drirum Mokcracker said one might dig up piles of penis sheathes in a dungeon.
• Vampire elephant parades that are avoided by locals. Somoeone said someone found bags of small lyres in a tomb nearby.
• Unlimited chinchilla colonies that are avoided by travelers. Duap Boarbranch said one might dig up piles of saphires in a dungeon.
• An ancient battle field inhabited by wild kittens that are frequented by vampires. Yerssen ahn S'heral said one might find bags of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.

• Help! Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will owe you a huge favor. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Vor.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Kotgab Backripper.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Munk Nighthowl.
• Looking for work? I have rabbits in my basement, plz halp! Opportunity to earn a title. Prior experience required. Contact Ghrikaro.
• I'm looking for rare bats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a secret. Prior experience required. Contact Bruk Darkshadow.
• Required: Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Fal Kaesedrum if intrigued.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Dav Claytt if intrigued.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Someone stole my keg. Find the louse, dead or alive. No previous experience required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ogzuul Legnor The Black.
• Needed: Bored? Rogue seeks apprentice. Must be quick on your feet. Will pay in gold. Contact Dav Kleinerton if interested.
• Bored? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will reward you with valuable information. Special attire required. Contact Thramogh Armcracker.
• Required: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather rare lichen due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Rrobud Headripper to learn more.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen lucky stone. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Skabor Oilleg.
• Wanted: A passing Warrior is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Jam Smithick for more information.

• Srashok Headcracker The Brave is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a mediocre spicemerchant. He appears giddy.
• Belnaltars Fairnight is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent sculptor. He appears beligerent.
• Thorrim Wavecutter is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a renowned painter. He appears clumsy.
• Khuzgoz Bonekiller is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled cooper. She appears trusting.
• Ragut Headcrusher is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a renowned apothecary. He appears fatalistic.
• Wiz Wobbjet is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled deputy. He appears homesick.
• Barnir Roarring is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned outfitter. She appears smug.
• Morrun Pearlbrooch is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled innkeeper. He appears violent.
• Larvarinne Rilynnrisen is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted weaver. He appears intimidating.
• Balkon Oilblade is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled magic dealer. He appears boastful.
• Falgan Hawkcask is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled beer seller. She appears smug.
• Mickry Braman is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled leatherworker. She appears violent.
• Mick Chrisford is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned shoemaker. He appears outlandish.
• Snorrim Dwarfkeep is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted weaponsmith. He appears patronizing.
• Mickry Daviderton is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled professor. She appears egotistical.
• Kia Cogglegadget is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled bookbinder. He appears guilty.

• Migbush Backripper, a pious male half-orc. He is a rogue who is fleeing the law.
• Byleli Domtalon, an exhausted female minotaur. She is an adept who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Adagold Bolgerghost, a shifty male halfling. He is an expert who is fleeing an assassin.
• Rumig Mokcracker The Gray, a guarded female orc. She is a sorcerer who is doing something amazing.
• Kzog Laughshredder, a patronizing female bugbear. She is a rogue who is here to buy spices.
• Brosha Whitefury, a cautious male minotaur. He is a commoner who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
• Merm Damnkill, a mopey female goblin. She is a cleric who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Ada Marhearth, a healthy female halfling. She is an expert who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Aiina Gearbolt, a shifty female gnome. She is a wizard who is seeing the city.
• Shazgub Skullcrusher, a worrying male orc. He is a cleric who is seeing the world.

These establishments worthy of mention in Lewisrard:

• The Drifting Frog House [+] The Drifting Frog House is a huge, crowded-looking civic center. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, a split wood storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a forgetful half-orc named Jamey Benell. The civic center is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 3 customers in the civic center. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Hungry Frog Legal Partners [+] The Hungry Frog Legal Partners is a small, damp-looking barrister. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, round windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a jesterly gnome named Ninlita Tiddlybolt. The barrister is known for very high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell the scent of pork. There is 1 customer in the barrister. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Blind Imps Scribe [+] The Blind Imps Scribe is a normal sized, cluttered-looking copyoffice. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, a roof made from slate, and barred windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a cowed elf named Elavarssa Earthmist. The copyoffice is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 5 customers in the copyoffice. The roving thieves shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Flaming Bull Inc. [+] The Flaming Bull Inc. is a large, neat-looking dock. The building faces east with dirty windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by a drunken half-dwarf named Gorrin Drakedoor. The dock is known for very high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There is 1 customer in the dock. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Salty Goblins Lumberyard [+] The Salty Goblins Lumberyard is a typical sized, dusty-looking lumberyard. The building faces south with round windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an intimidating elf named Gwavarava Gysserun. The lumberyard is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the lumberyard. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Mangy Kettles Translations [+] The Mangy Kettles Translations is a small, clean-looking translator. The building faces northwest with broken windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by an embittered dwarf named Throorin Ashcloak. The translator is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 5 customers in the translator. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Bottomless Baiter Fish House [+] The Bottomless Baiter Fish House is a large, damp-looking fishery. The building faces south with a split wood storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a nervous gnome named Gillita Triggerbit. The fishery is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell something fishy. There are 5 customers in the fishery. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Belching Rouge Magic Shop [+] The Belching Rouge Magic Shop is an average sized, tidy-looking magic shop. The building faces south with small windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a deluded elf named Illrigava Wavestar. The magic shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 4 customers in the magic shop. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Marbled Hammer Inc. [+] The Marbled Hammer Inc. is a small, dusty-looking tannery. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, tiny windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a prejudiced elf named Ilyttel Silverweave. The tannery is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you see skins stretching, you smell leather, and you hear an odd thumping sound. There are 2 customers in the tannery. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The New Pipe Inc. [+] The New Pipe Inc. is a small, orderly-looking studio. The building faces southeast with stained windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a smug elf named Ilynalthil Bladeshine. The studio is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 5 customers in the studio. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Elven Oarhouse Money Changers [+] The Elven Oarhouse Money Changers is a huge, filthy-looking bank. The building faces northeast with a stone storefront, a roof made from turf, and barred windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a shifty half-elf named Mick Corwood. The bank is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see and empty counter with bars in front of it, you smell earth, and you hear muffled voices from the back. There are 4 customers in the bank. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wistful Days Shop [+] The Wistful Days Shop is a normal sized, disgusting-looking shop. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, a split wood storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a deluded dwarf named Snornir Thudface. The shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 3 customers in the shop. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Frozen Giant Fine Books [+] The Frozen Giant Fine Books is a typical sized, filthy-looking bookstore. The building faces southeast with large windows, a roof made from thatch, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an outlandish gnome named Ham Gearfuel. The bookstore is known for minimal prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 2 customers in the bookstore. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Sloppy Elves Reference Center [+] The Sloppy Elves Reference Center is a small, smelly-looking library. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, a brick storefront, and a few windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed dwarf named Morril Bitterguard. The library is known for high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There is 1 customer in the library. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Twin Riverside Enchanters [+] The Twin Riverside Enchanters is an average sized, messy-looking alchemy shop. The building faces east with stained windows, a roof made from thatch, and a mud storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a flirtatious half-orc named Joey Morey. The alchemy shop is known for high prices for the concotions there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you smell a foul smell, you hear a rythimic scraping, and you see a two headed chicken wandering around. There are 2 customers in the alchemy shop. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Open Bucket Firepit [+] The Open Bucket Firepit is a normal sized, messy-looking firepit. The building faces southwest with a mud storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a resentful gnome named Malgles Wizztonk. The firepit is known for steep prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the firepit. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.