Welcome to Clintlanding Junction!

Clintlanding Junction is known for the following resources:

• Elephant parades that are hunted by witches.
• Vast cork bushes that are feared by children. Rumors tell of a chest containing monkey wrenches in a well.
• Vast creepy vegetable patches that are visited frequently by locals.
• A cursed cave inhabited by wild beavers that are feared by magic users. The locals speak of a stash of saphires buried near there.
• An old fort inhabited by dangerous elephants that are feared by townspeople. Bormir Sunbattler said one might find piles of monkey wrenches buried near there.
• Pigment banks that are hunted by townspeople. One might find a chest containing copper buried near there.
• A cursed fort inhabited by wild beavers that are visited frequently by zombies.

• Help! Bored? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Tillak.
• Commoner seeks apprentice. May include some hazards. Reward is a secret. Contact Ubel Eagleroot.
• pig wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Tean.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen statue. Will pay in gold. Contact Tosarg Boneripper.
• Wanted: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Delnalinne Aleanspear.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with valuable information. Must be a quick learner. Contact Dave Francton.
• Missing shovel. We suspect rats are the culprit. Will pay in gold. Mild danger may be involved. Must be clean. Contact Ai Greasetonk.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward available. Contact Dzuzar Rockcutter.
• Wanted: Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Brerm Bigslay.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen painting. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Don Stanmell for further details.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will pay in gold. May include some hazards. Contact Adado Greenarrow.
• artifact tester wanted. Will pay in gold. Contact Aeslenssa Swiftoak for more details.
• Help! Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will pay in gold. Must not smell. Contact Coddek Skyganthi.
• Help Needed: Looking for something new? grog tester wanted. Reward available. Contact Durag Honorcairn.
• Missing shoe. We suspect feral cats are the culprit. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact S'herzin ahn Ghezin for more information.
• Looking for work? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome homuncului required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Joic Broett if intrigued.
• Looking for work? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will pay in gold. Contact Enpair for further details.
• bats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a secret. Contact Tekas Borokan if intrigued.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Haalenaen Duskshield.
• Looking for something new? Bounty for derros, dead or alive. Guild membership required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Nin Greasescope.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a secret. Must not smell. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Brorin Starring.

• Dash Bearnut is a male ogre who is known in the city as being a skilled social worker. He appears outlandish.
• Disrr is a female mindflayer who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled painter. She appears shifty.
• Porra is a female troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a decent handyman. She appears unreliable.
• Flu'toor is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a renowned coach driver. She appears drunken.
• Poap Eagletooth is a male ogre who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled tailor. He appears boastful.
• Ghrika is a female troglodyte who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled wine seller. She appears homesick.
• Po Firewanderer is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled fishmonger. He appears guarded.
• Kibel Bearbranch is a male ogre who is known in the world as being a gifted tavern. He appears easily offended.
• Wrarrl is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre collier. He appears nihilistic.
• Tolcobdo Freefoot is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a gifted warehouse worker. He appears spiteful.
• Huril is a male mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled plasterer. He appears greedy.
• Ceelak is a female troglodyte who is known in the world as being a decent spicemerchant. She appears scattered.
• Throrim Sunslasher is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled hatmaker. He appears sick.
• Mervy is a male mindflayer who is known in the city as being a mediocre dyer. He appears flirtatious.
• Ser Runningbottom is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a skilled navigator. He appears efficient.
• Jamic Staland is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a gifted artist. He appears cowed.
• Ilixril is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a decent wine seller. She appears embittered.
• Daduk Oxmane is a female ogre who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled teamster. She appears mocking.
• Grinthul is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled librarian. He appears territorial.
• Mickic Bernaell is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted specialty smith. He appears scattered.
• Ghrilak is a female troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a skilled fishmonger. She appears insecure.
• DaDonic Chrisridge is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled leatherworker. He appears flirtatious.
• Kzexn Nightshadow is a female goblin who is known in the city as being a skilled chickenbutcher. She appears skeptical.
• Bror Greatslay is a male goblin who is known in the world as being a decent official. He appears jolly.
• Goi'ith is a male mindflayer who is known in the city as being a decent tilemaker. He appears self-obsessed.
• Kiduk Eaglenut is a female ogre who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled tilemaker. She appears cowed.

• Prar'ith, a jolly male mindflayer. He is a rogue who is here to buy slaves.
• Tmomn Bigshadow, a fatalistic male goblin. He is an expert who is finding a long-lost sibling.
• Adada Silvermap, a gluttonous female halfling. She is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Disthul, a loud female mindflayer. She is a rogue who is delivering a message to a scholar.
• Gkutor Ghosttwiser, a fashion concious male goblin. He is a warrior who is finding a missing nemesis.
• Doduk Boarbranch, a xenophobic male ogre. He is a warrior who is traveling the world as a missionary.
• Xuub Bladerot, an efficient male goblin. He is a wizard who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
• Kilter, a contrarian male mindflayer. He is a cleric who is fleeing an assassin.
• Kibel Rockclaw, a pacifistic male ogre. He is a warrior who is seeing the city.

These establishments worthy of mention in Clintlanding Junction:

• The Wild Rose Bath House [+] The Wild Rose Bath House is an average sized, crowded-looking bath house. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, tiny windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an idealistic halfling named Bene Shadowfingers. The bath house is known for fair prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. Upon entering you hear low voices, you see naked people walking around, and you smell soap and flowers. There are 5 customers in the bath house. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Wooden Halfling Lodge [+] The Wooden Halfling Lodge is a large, disgusting-looking inn. The building faces east with round windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a cowed halfling named Tol Highbrook. The inn is known for high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the inn. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Ripped Flame Inc. [+] The Ripped Flame Inc. is a huge, cluttered-looking townhouse. The building faces southwest with three windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a drunken halfling named Adaly Plumpgoat. The townhouse is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the townhouse. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Flabby Hearthstone . [+] The Flabby Hearthstone . is an average sized, crowded-looking ropemaker. The building faces southeast with tiny windows, a roof made from tile, and a brick storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a pacifistic goblin named Bromd Dreaddoom. The ropemaker is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 5 customers in the ropemaker. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Sleepy Cat Cloth [+] The Sleepy Cat Cloth is an average sized, neat-looking mercer. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, clean windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a forbidding goblin named Bror Bladedeath. The mercer is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 3 customers in the mercer. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Dripping Willow Herbalist [+] The Dripping Willow Herbalist is an average sized, damp-looking herbalist shop. The building faces south with dirty windows, a roof made from thatch, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a loud halfling named Poly Braceshaker. The herbalist shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There is 1 customer in the herbalist shop. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Tipsy Cock Supplies [+] The Tipsy Cock Supplies is a small, smelly-looking chandlery shop. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, a few windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a nosy mindflayer named Goiril. The chandlery shop is known for high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 2 customers in the chandlery shop. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Bottomless Nomad Sport House [+] The Bottomless Nomad Sport House is a normal sized, cluttered-looking fishery. The building faces northwest with barred windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an insecure goblin named Xoduk Metaldeath. The fishery is known for high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell something fishy. There are 4 customers in the fishery. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Slade Twins Poor House [+] The Slade Twins Poor House is an average sized, damp-looking almshouse. The building faces southwest with a few windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a healthy halfling named Fal Dalewick. The almshouse is known for steep prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There is 1 customer in the almshouse. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Elegant Pony Shop [+] The Elegant Pony Shop is a normal sized, disgusting-looking clothing shop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, a stone storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a pious half-dwarf named Grimrun Darkvein. The clothing shop is known for high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 3 customers in the clothing shop. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Honest Imps Druggist [+] The Honest Imps Druggist is a small, dusty-looking apothecary. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, tiny windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a violent ogre named Dok Bearnut. The apothecary is known for high prices for the products there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you see bottles vials and stacks of grian and herbs, you hear silence, and you smell fresh herbs. There are 3 customers in the apothecary. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Nomadic Greyhound Inc. [+] The Nomadic Greyhound Inc. is a small, neat-looking weaver. The building faces east with round windows, a roof made from thatch, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a patriotic troglodyte named Anra. The weaver is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 2 customers in the weaver. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Whirling Pipe Meat Handlers [+] The Whirling Pipe Meat Handlers is a huge, cluttered-looking butchershop. The building faces south with dirty windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a melancholy troglodyte named Anraz. The butchershop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 2 customers in the butchershop. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Flabby Ent . [+] The Flabby Ent . is a normal sized, damp-looking ropemaker. The building faces north with a bamboo storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a cautious mindflayer named Chtupne. The ropemaker is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 3 customers in the ropemaker. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Prancing Twins Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Prancing Twins Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a normal sized, cluttered-looking bucklery. The building faces northeast with dirty windows, a roof made from turf, and a mud storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a boastful mindflayer named Grinrrl. The bucklery is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the bucklery. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Drinking Devil Arena [+] The Drinking Devil Arena is a small, orderly-looking civic center. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, round windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a prejudiced half-dwarf named Faldal Ratbarrel. The civic center is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 3 customers in the civic center. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Drifting Peddler House [+] The Drifting Peddler House is an average sized, cluttered-looking civic center. The building faces northwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from tile, and barred windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a prejudiced troglodyte named Vothzer. The civic center is known for varying prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 5 customers in the civic center. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Slumbering Lotus Study [+] The Slumbering Lotus Study is an average sized, disgusting-looking library. The building faces northwest with a brick storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a boastful mindflayer named Waeril. The library is known for varying prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 4 customers in the library. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Rolling Hearthstone Inc. [+] The Rolling Hearthstone Inc. is an average sized, smelly-looking spicemerchant. The building faces south with a brick storefront, a roof made from tile, and barred windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an attentive troglodyte named Ghrira. The spicemerchant is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the spicemerchant. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Dew Riverside City Guard [+] The Dew Riverside City Guard is a normal sized, filthy-looking barrack. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a masonry storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a greedy ogre named Ghak Oxmane. The barrack is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you see bunk beds and lockers, you smell sweat and beer, and you hear voices. There is 1 customer in the barrack. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Wobbling Tower Roofing [+] The Wobbling Tower Roofing is a small, cluttered-looking roofer. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, two windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a helpful half-dwarf named Snorrim Hawkmill. The roofer is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the roofer. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Lecherous Cup Glass Crafters [+] The Lecherous Cup Glass Crafters is an average sized, clean-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, two windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a sick ogre named Goap Eaglenut. The glassmaker hut is known for steep prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you smell a burning forge, you hear a bellows pumping, and you see panes of glass and mirrors. There is 1 customer in the glassmaker hut. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Drunken Goblins Jewelers [+] The Drunken Goblins Jewelers is an average sized, smelly-looking jewelery store. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, barred windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a forgetful mindflayer named Wraide. The jewelery store is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There is 1 customer in the jewelery store. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Guinea Peacock Leather Goods [+] The Guinea Peacock Leather Goods is a large, clean-looking harness maker. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, small windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a lovelorn troglodyte named Pors. The harness maker is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 3 customers in the harness maker. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Stinking Rooster Sculptures [+] The Stinking Rooster Sculptures is a small, disgusting-looking sculpting house. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, tiny windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a pacifistic mindflayer named Flupair. The sculpting house is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 2 customers in the sculpting house. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Black Flame Inc. [+] The Black Flame Inc. is a small, packed-looking law enforcement. The building faces north with a brick storefront, small windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a cautious halfling named Hil Bandaskin. The law enforcement is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There is 1 customer in the law enforcement. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.