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Welcome to Bradbert!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 107
  • Children: 27.10% (29)
  • Elderly: 13.08% (14)

Racial Breakdown

  • 62 lizardfolk (57.9%)
  • 36 drow (33.6%)
  • 4 hobgoblin (3.7%)
  • 4 minotaur (3.7%)
  • 1 other (0.9%)

Misc.

  • 2 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 14 Residences

Summary [-]

Bradbert is a hamlet in the Middle Marmou Region with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate hamlet is sparsely populated (283/sq km), covers 0.38 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 695 meters.

Climate [-]

Bradbert has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are continual and the temperature is generally pleasant with strong variation. Precipitation is heavy, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Bradbert sees a single star overhead: Nac, an average red star. Bradbert also has a triple moon: Deido, an average rusty red moon; Prota, an average dull brown moon; and Spole, a small light blue moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny galaxy that has been around for centuries.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to Bradbert; 1 road is major. The city is lined with filthy cobblestone paths in an irregular pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market and middleclass.

Government [-]

Bradbert is governed through a democracy, where the supreme power is retained by the people, but is exercised through a system of representation. The government as a whole is seen as clearly incompetent. Officials in Bradbert are often seen as principled and the policies are hated. The political influence of Bradbert in the region is spreading due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population flees for the hills.

Leader [-]

Bradbert is ruled by Prime Minister Filartlleu Duskweaver. The Prime Minister has been in power for decades and is revered by the people. There is peaceful opposition to the Prime Minister and policies. The right to rule was granted by force, and that power is maintained through the ignorance of the plebeian society.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a city guard, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served without trial, with a common punishment being stoning.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 0.00% of the population (0 adults).

Military [-]

Bradbert has a negative attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 14 citizens (13.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 6 (6.5%). Of the active duty military, 0 (3.75%) are special forces. Due to their negative attitude and lack of defensible wall, Bradbert is inadequately fortified. Bradbert fighters are praised for their use of tonfas in battle. They are respected for their hoarde tactics and are considered badly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Bradbert is currently steadfast.

Resources [-]

Bradbert is known for the following resources:

  • Woodpecker descents that are avoided by locals.
  • A creepy mine inhabited by poisonous peacocks that are visited frequently by travelers.
  • A creepy fort inhabited by poisonous cormorants that are feared by locals. Dav Sheorth said the locals speak of bags of iron maidens in a well.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In the olden days, a Pooka lingered in the region. Folks say that the Pooka will sneeze three times, then steal your soul.
  • Way back when, a lich named Nugtub hunted the region. Villagers say that if you touch him, you will be driven mad.
  • Years ago, a witch haunted the woods. They say that the witch will sneeze three times, then eat you.

Events [-]

Bradbert is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen wagon wheel. Will reward you with valuable information. Discretion required. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Xtus Cleaverrender for further details.
  • Looking for work? Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. Opportunity to earn a title. No previous experience required. Contact Joic Carll for more details.
  • Required: Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will owe you a huge favor. Safety not guaranteed. References required. Contact Nat.
  • Help Needed: Fighter seeks apprentice. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Gozg.
  • Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will owe you a huge favor. Special attire required. Contact Tragbbub Moksnapper.
  • Need a change of pace? I have mephits in my basement, plz halp! Must be clean. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Yat.
  • Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather fresh paper due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward is a secret. May include some hazards. Contact Guk Bearfang if interested.

People [-]

The people in Bradbert despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Nbub Darkstomach is a female hobgoblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre soldier. She appears gosipy.
  • Merrus Strongkos is a male minotaur who is known in the city as being a skilled scabbardmaker. He appears thick.
  • Nbuk Wormhand is a male hobgoblin who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled woodcarver. He appears xenophobic.
  • Narzar Metalhand is a male hobgoblin who is known in the region as being a mediocre brewer. He appears cowed.
  • Bjorkru Thundergan is a male minotaur who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled bleacher. He appears beligerent.
  • Rxun Darkkill is a female hobgoblin who is known in the world as being a decent armorer. She appears outlandish.
  • Faevariyn Rilynnblaze is a male drow who is known in that part of town as being a gifted tanner. He appears quiet.
  • Momn Wormmurder is a male hobgoblin who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled scribe. He appears boastful.
  • Burunan Earthwind is a female minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre bleacher. She appears clumsy.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Beaunus Plainmarr, an accusatory female minotaur. She is a fighter who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
  • Bruder Lagranmane, a skeptical female minotaur. She is a warrior who is fleeing from forced labor.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Bradbert:

  • The Drifting Monk Arena [+]
  • The Rampaging Whisper Group [+]
  • The Empty Flame Brewery [+]
  • The Dripping Cloak Herbalist [+]
  • The Slumbering Bunk Study [+]
  • The Grimy Pony Ceramics [+]
  • The Lascivious Kettles Inc. [+]
  • The Drowned Princess Jewelers [+]
  • The Smithy Urchin Bakery [+]