Welcome to Gooseari!

Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 31
  • Children: 22.58% (7)
  • Elderly: 16.13% (5)

Racial Breakdown

  • 16 kobold (51.6%)
  • 12 gnome (38.7%)
  • 2 halfling (6.4%)
  • 1 other (3.2%)


  • 1 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 6 Residences

Summary [-]

Gooseari is a settlement in the Ashgan County with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate settlement is sparsely populated (42/sq km), covers 0.74 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 970 meters.

Climate [-]

Gooseari has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are mild and the temperature is generally mild with moderate variation. Precipitation is minor, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

Gooseari sees a single star overhead: Ton, an average orange star. Gooseari also has a double moon: Mota, an average pale yellow moon and Prome, an average pale yellow moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny black hole that has been around for centuries.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 8 roads leading to Gooseari; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with filthy dirt roads in a contour-forming pattern.

Districts [-]

The city includes a market district.

Government [-]

Gooseari is governed through an ecclesiastical government, where the government administrated by a church.. The government as a whole is seen as satisfactory. Officials in Gooseari are often seen as principled and the policies are ridiculed. The political influence of Gooseari in the region is enduring due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population flees for the hills.

Leader [-]

Gooseari is ruled by Cardinal S'herzin seh Khalzor. The Cardinal has been in power far longer than should be allowed and is feared by the people. There is open opposition to the Cardinal and policies. The right to rule was granted by forgery, and that power is maintained by draconian laws and underpaid guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a city watch, who can be bribed. Justice is served without trial, with a common punishment being stoning.

Crime [-]

Crime is unusual. The most common crime is petty theft. The imprisonment rate is 0.00% of the population (0 adults).

Military [-]

Gooseari has a laid back attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 4 citizens (13.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 2 (6.5%). Of the active duty military, 0 (4.75%) are special forces. Due to their laid back attitude and lack of defensible wall, Gooseari is poorly fortified. Gooseari fighters are much loved for their use of tonfas in battle. They are respected for their hoarde tactics and are considered terribly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Gooseari is currently flourishing.

Resources [-]

Gooseari is known for the following resources:

  • Tame bat clouds that are frequented by vampires. One might dig up bags of rubies in a well.
  • Vampire caterpillar nests that are frequented by locals. Cerieras Stormcloud said rumors tell of piles of silver in a nearby pit.
  • Substantial spider clusters that are hunted by kittens. Kan Moknor said somoeone said someone found a stash of silver in a nearby pit.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Legends tell of Gozlak's Amulet, a cursed amulet with the knack to grant wishes. It disappeared after an attack by bandits.
  • Long, long ago in a city far, far away, an old woman haunted the fields. They say that the old woman will ask a favor of you, then banish you if you are cruel.
  • In the olden days, a witch wandered the woods during a full moon and was drawn towards acts of greed. People say that the witch will ask a favor of you, then banish you if you are cruel.
  • In the days of yore, the constable of Elberald lived in peace. Things were always nice, but one day an evil vampire named Zurgfort Dawnvidol kidnapped a princess. The constable tried to kill Zurgfort Dawnvidol, but were caught. Along came a troglodyte named Vothkaro, who was an expert bowman. Vothkaro had an idea to slay the vampire by using magic to banish it. When Vothkaro faced the vampire, Vothkaro defeated Zurgfort Dawnvidol and rescued the hostages.

Events [-]

Gooseari is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Looking for work? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rabbits required. Reward is a secret. Contact Ninson Fuseblast for more details.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a secret. Guild membership required. Contact Momn Greatbone.
  • I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Kutzash Skullkiller.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Morag Wavesapper.
  • Bored? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Zhatg Legcrusher.
  • Help Needed: Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Khorath Neckripper.

People [-]

The people in Gooseari despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Arnby Rocketfiz is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned roofer. He appears forgetful.
  • Tolde Montacaller is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a mocked scabbardmaker. He appears fatalistic.
  • Toline Overley is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a decent specialty smith. She appears nihilistic.
  • Gat is a male kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent jeweler. He appears forgetful.
  • Wot is a female kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled haymerchant. She appears grieving.
  • Malina Ambersleep is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled herbalist. He appears xenophobic.
  • Hilne Bolgertan is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled weaponsmith. She appears spiteful.
  • Hewvin Wobbgadget is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre bookseller. She appears guarded.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Git, a deluded female kobold. She is a monk who is seeking honest work.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Gooseari:

  • The Refuge Eagle Inc. [+]
  • The Wobbling Oarhouse Construction [+]
  • The Golden Skull Inc. [+]
  • The Short Rooster Book Smith [+]
  • The Chicken Fox Farmers Market [+]
  • The Sterling Willow Shoes [+]
  • The Prancing Bull Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
  • The Dry Badger Shop [+]