Welcome to Larard!

Larard is known for the following resources:

• Substantial creepy clay deposits that are avoided by children.
• Many rock salt fields that are feared by townspeople. One might find bags of kitten mittens in a dungeon.
• Vampire kitten glarings that are avoided by locals. Rumors tell of a chest containing penis sheathes in a tomb nearby.
• A haunted gazebo inhabited by defenseless spiders that are hunted by zombies. Kog Ghosttmaw said one might dig up bags of kitten mittens in a dungeon.

• Help Needed: rabbits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Guild membership required. Will pay in gold. Contact Dash Armkiller The Red.
• Need a change of pace? grog tester wanted. Will reward you with valuable information. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Ulgin Goldstream for further details.
• Wanted: Bounty for squirrels, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Don Corter.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen tiara. Must submit to background check. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Mal Linskin.
• Wanted: Looking for work? Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Pogrinine Burrowsfellow.
• Bored? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen cerimonial knife. Will reward you with valuable information. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Ababin Clashingarm for further details.
• Wanted: Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. Must provide your own transportation. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Zhagb Skullsnapper for further details.
• Help Needed: lock picking contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Length of job expected to be short. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Burunleana Grimmarr.
• Looking for work? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will owe you a huge favor. Must be clean. Contact Gwalantars Meadowsorrow if interested.

• Dan Casard is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled pastrycook. He appears melancholy.
• Ninson Gyroscope is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a skilled priest. She appears quiet.
• Abaellanae Ousseashield is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a decent apothecary. She appears idealistic.
• Mickey Staner is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled roofer. He appears exhausted.
• Dan Claytone is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled woodseller. He appears nervous.
• Doney Blackick is a female human who is known in the city as being a decent cutler. She appears insecure.
• Shaman Throbdog Armsnapper is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent sheriff. She appears patriotic.
• James Marling is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a mediocre butcher. She appears exhausted.
• Tor Fusejet is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a decent engineer. He appears accusatory.
• Bonley Cobblefiz is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a decent weaver. She appears violent.
• Mickry Franstone is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled bookseller. She appears homesick.

• Enthul, an impatient female mindflayer. She is a druid who is delivering a message to a merchant.
• S'hoorzor heh S'hoorzin, a loud male lizardfolk. He is a sorcerer who is here to buy supplies.
• Brodin Smokehall, a pacifistic male dwarf. He is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Darlenanae Myrthsworn, a shifty female elf. She is a warrior who is on a mission to capture someone.
• Rugub Rockrender, a grieving male goblin. He is a druid who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
• Erellinne Evernight, an outlandish male oddball. He is an adept who is here to buy slaves.

These establishments worthy of mention in Larard:

• The Honest Boar Shop [+] The Honest Boar Shop is a huge, orderly-looking apothecary. The building faces east with dirty windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an easily offended gnome named Aigles Gyrosprocket. The apothecary is known for dirt cheap prices for the products there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you see a small boy grinding something into powder in a bowl, you hear a cat mewing, and you smell fresh herbs. There is 1 customer in the apothecary. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Salty Hole Timberyard [+] The Salty Hole Timberyard is a huge, tidy-looking lumberyard. The building faces south with a wood storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a sick half-elf named Haanalai Keenblade. The lumberyard is known for steep prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the lumberyard. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Honest Beauty Shop [+] The Honest Beauty Shop is a small, tidy-looking apothecary. The building faces northeast with large windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a patriotic human named Doney Caserton. The apothecary is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you see bottles vials and stacks of grian and herbs, you hear yelling from the back of the shop, and you smell damp earth. There are 3 customers in the apothecary. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Sterling Maiden Shoes Inc. [+] The Sterling Maiden Shoes Inc. is a huge, smelly-looking shoe shop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from tile, a mud storefront, and barred windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a conspirational half-orc named Davic Stoman. The shoe shop is known for high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you see a kitten, you smell rthymic grinding, and you hear the work of shoes. There are 5 customers in the shoe shop. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Elegant Eagle Money Lenders [+] The Elegant Eagle Money Lenders is a large, tidy-looking bank. The building faces northwest with a brick storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a jesterly gnome named Torgles Tiddlyfuel. The bank is known for moderate prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see and empty counter with bars in front of it, you hear muffled voices from the back, and you smell earth. There are 5 customers in the bank. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Rusty Rooster Inc. [+] The Rusty Rooster Inc. is a small, tidy-looking stable. The building faces northwest with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from slate, and broken windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an unreliable half-elf named Jam VanColmell. The stable is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the stable. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Merry Octopus Pub [+] The Merry Octopus Pub is an average sized, dusty-looking brewery. The building faces southeast with two windows, a roof made from turf, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a thick gnome named Adarette Wizzgadget. The brewery is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you smell hops and grain, you see bags of hops, and you hear people singing. There are 3 customers in the brewery. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Violent Axe Inc. [+] The Violent Axe Inc. is a small, cluttered-looking university. The building faces southeast with no windows, a roof made from thatch, and a mud storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a jolly half-elf named Mickry Danridge. The university is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 3 customers in the university. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Yellow Widowers Dumping Ground [+] The Yellow Widowers Dumping Ground is a normal sized, crowded-looking junkyard. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a stone storefront, and a few windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a healthy half-orc named Mick Staey. The junkyard is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the junkyard. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Naughty Horse [+] The Naughty Horse is a typical sized, filthy-looking glove shop. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, small windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a territorial human named Donry Whitegan. The glove shop is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the glove shop. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Hungry Mug Legal Partners [+] The Hungry Mug Legal Partners is a small, cluttered-looking barrister. The building faces northwest with round windows, a roof made from thatch, and a brick storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a gambling gnome named Wizley Cogglebit. The barrister is known for high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell the scent of pork. There is 1 customer in the barrister. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.