Welcome to Boxmer!

Boxmer is known for the following resources:

• Substantial crow murders that are avoided by kittens.
• A cursed mine inhabited by carnivorous elephants that are frequented by vampires. Husharg Headbreaker said one might find a chest containing silver hidden around somewhere.
• Tame bee hives that are feared by magic users. The locals speak of bags of penis sheathes in a dungeon.
• An ancient castle inhabited by poisonous clams that are feared by magic users. One might dig up bags of diamonds hidden around somewhere.
• Rich magic coffee fields that are frequented by witches.
• A cursed mine inhabited by vampire elephants that are avoided by locals. Somoeone said someone found a stash of penis sheathes in a tomb nearby.

• Required: A passing Ranger is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward available. Contact Kzomn Ghosttdamn for more details.
• Wanted: Fighter seeks apprentice. Reward available. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Alavarinne Hunithhand for more details.
• Bored? Dave Davstone has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Xtog Ironbeast.
• Help Wanted: Hagtorg Mokripper has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will pay in gold. Contact Ghezor teh Khalzin if intrigued.
• Help! non-lethal poison tester wanted. References required. Reward available. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Bat.
• Bored? A passing Fighter is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will owe you a huge favor. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Gobel Oxfang.
• I'm looking for rare imps, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Terith Eagleilg.
• Need a change of pace? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Length of job expected to be short. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Adador Bearankle to learn more.
• Bounty for cockatrices, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Bip.
• Wanted: Looking for work? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a secret. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Ada Tiddlyjet.
• Looking for something new? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Opportunity to earn a title. Experienced professionals only. Contact Rop.
• cheese tester wanted. Reward is a secret. Contact Hilina Greatcaller if interested.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen relic. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Gubel Oakmane for more details.
• Need a change of pace? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will owe you a huge favor. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Dan Andrman if intrigued.
• ultimate fighting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. Contact Wiz Tiddlygadget.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Ghal Backripper.
• Need a change of pace? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather fresh paper due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will pay in gold. Contact Po Honorgulas.

• Durbor Tigersmith is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled tilemaker. She appears guilty.
• Drokon Barleybreeches is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled bucklemaker. She appears efficient.
• Elatiyn Riversorrow is a male drow who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled undertaker. He appears drunken.
• Erlanava Aleanseeker is a male elf who is known in the world as being a renowned woodcarver. He appears scattered.
• Gaelanava Eyllissky is a male elf who is known in the region as being a decent pursemaker. He appears beligerent.
• Larartthil Teasen'sorrow is a male drow who is known in the city as being a mocked bucklemaker. He appears self-obsessed.
• Baldal Talonkeep is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted grocer. He appears forbidding.
• Grimmir Wheelhand is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a renowned lumberjack. He appears nihilistic.
• Throgin Dogshoulder is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a skilled glassmaker. She appears idealistic.
• Abaartaen Hawkrunner is a female drow who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned engineer. She appears conspirational.
• Gordor Oatfinger is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned rugmaker. She appears greedy.
• Alanallleu Keenmist is a male drow who is known in that part of town as being a decent blacksmith. He appears smug.
• Gwatai Blackmist is an androgynous elf who is known in the region as being a decent bounty hunter. It appears easily offended.
• Morrin Leadbridge is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled bucklemaker. She appears egotistical.
• Donry MacGilerson is a female lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a gifted illuminator. She appears thick.
• Snorgar Deephelm is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a renowned beer seller. She appears jesterly.
• Alelanaen Hlaearrow is a male drow who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled chickenbutcher. He appears prejudiced.
• Delartanae Sunrun is a female drow who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled undertaker. She appears battle-ready.
• Droorin Shinyslasher is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled priest. He appears skeptical.
• Gormir Paperfounder is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a mediocre weaponsmith. He appears jesterly.
• Elanalinne Cyredseeker is a male drow who is known in the region as being a gifted ropemaker. He appears gluttonous.

• Rat, a melancholy female kobold. She is a warrior who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Tgzar Metalbasher, a scattered male goblin. He is a rogue who is doing something nefarious.
• Pors, an exhausted male troglodyte. He is a warrior who is fleeing an abusive lover.
• Doshud Neckcracker The Black, a flirtatious female half-orc. She is a commoner who is on a mission to capture someone.
• Elhka, a nosy female troglodyte. She is an adept who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Doap Oxmane, an unreliable male ogre. He is an aristocrat who is traveling with an expidition.
• Dan Christt, a fatalistic female half-dwarf. She is a cleric who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
• Po Swiftlot, an unreliable male halfling. He is a fighter who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
• Balrim Marblehill, a nosy male dwarf. He is a commoner who is finding a missing map.
• Rbemt Evilmouth, a beligerent female hobgoblin. She is an expert who is on a mission to capture someone.
• Alli Wizzgadget, a resentful male gnome. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Ganthitmos Quillrangli, a fatalistic androgynous minotaur. It is an aristocrat who is finding a missing artifact.
• Gat, a healthy female kobold. She is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
• Joic Davore, a forbidding male oddball. He is a commoner who is fleeing debtors.
• Chief Ogtg Bonesnapper, a battle-ready male orc. He is an aristocrat who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Fal Littletan, an intimidating male halfling. He is a commoner who is fleeing overdue taxes.

These establishments worthy of mention in Boxmer:

• The Mangy Wagon Translations [+] The Mangy Wagon Translations is a small, packed-looking translator. The building faces northwest with many windows, a roof made from slate, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a greedy elf named Adaellava Goldwhisper. The translator is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 3 customers in the translator. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Purple Cloak Arena [+] The Purple Cloak Arena is a normal sized, messy-looking bleacher. The building faces south with a wood storefront, small windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an accusatory lycanthrope named Joey Jameen. The bleacher is known for fair prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 4 customers in the bleacher. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Tired Willow Supplies [+] The Tired Willow Supplies is a large, packed-looking chandlery shop. The building faces south with dirty windows, a roof made from turf, and a wood storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a clumsy drow named Bellananae Kennyrsorrow. The chandlery shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 3 customers in the chandlery shop. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Deadly Lotus Whorehouse [+] The Deadly Lotus Whorehouse is a huge, messy-looking brothel. The building faces northwest with a roof made from tile, large windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed elf named Alalenthil Maernshade. The brothel is known for steep prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you see barely clothed women, you hear girls giggling, and you smell scent of oil. There are 3 customers in the brothel. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Mulled Cat Beer Garden [+] The Mulled Cat Beer Garden is a typical sized, damp-looking brewery. The building faces southeast with a stone storefront, a roof made from turf, and tiny windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a loud dwarf named Drorin Grayriver. The brewery is known for steep prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you smell hops and grain, you see bags of hops, and you hear laughing. There are 5 customers in the brewery. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Pink Whisper Wine Shoppe [+] The Pink Whisper Wine Shoppe is a small, damp-looking vinyard. The building faces east with a stone storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a nervous elf named Dellaniyn Silentbough. The vinyard is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the vinyard. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wiley Hall Inpirationsl Waters [+] The Wiley Hall Inpirationsl Waters is a small, tidy-looking bath house. The building faces northeast with broken windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gosipy dwarf named Abanir Drumfighter. The bath house is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. Upon entering you see naked people walking around, you smell soap and flowers, and you hear low voices. There are 2 customers in the bath house. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Pink Axe Wine Shoppe [+] The Pink Axe Wine Shoppe is a small, dusty-looking vinyard. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, a lap board storefront, and barred windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a conspirational elf named Haalanai Windriver. The vinyard is known for steep prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the vinyard. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Murdered Lion Inc. [+] The Murdered Lion Inc. is a typical sized, filthy-looking tavern. The building faces northeast with a masonry storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a loud lycanthrope named Danes Burter. The tavern is known for fair prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the tavern. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Cloven Axe Inc. [+] The Cloven Axe Inc. is an average sized, filthy-looking theater. The building faces south with dirty windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by an outlandish drow named Belrigtars Eytherhelm. The theater is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the theater. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Red Tower Prison [+] The Red Tower Prison is a huge, packed-looking jailhouse. The building faces south with tiny windows, a roof made from thatch, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by an outlandish dwarf named Throdin Warchisel. The jailhouse is known for fair prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the jailhouse. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Flabby Beer [+] The Flabby Beer is an average sized, cluttered-looking ropemaker. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, tiny windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a smug drow named Illnalssa Moonleaf. The ropemaker is known for steep prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 3 customers in the ropemaker. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Fermented Alicorn Inc. [+] The Fermented Alicorn Inc. is an average sized, tidy-looking sawmill. The building faces north with many windows, a roof made from tile, and a mud storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an accusatory drow named Gaevarlas Oakdrake. The sawmill is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see stacks of wood, you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw, and you smell sawdust. There are 5 customers in the sawmill. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Lonely Tower Inc. [+] The Lonely Tower Inc. is a large, disgusting-looking winery. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, broken windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a pious lycanthrope named Jamry MacBarngton. The winery is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There is 1 customer in the winery. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Crippled Cup Inc. [+] The Crippled Cup Inc. is an average sized, disgusting-looking smokehouse. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, a wood storefront, and a few windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an idealistic dwarf named Mordin Granitebelly. The smokehouse is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 3 customers in the smokehouse. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Oiled Toad Purse Shop [+] The Oiled Toad Purse Shop is a huge, orderly-looking pursemaker. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a mud storefront, and no windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a cautious lycanthrope named Joic Briield. The pursemaker is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the pursemaker. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Drunken Maiden Jewelers [+] The Drunken Maiden Jewelers is a large, dusty-looking jewelery store. The building faces southeast with small windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a loud drow named Elriglas Blackstalker. The jewelery store is known for varying prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 3 customers in the jewelery store. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Dry Horse Shop [+] The Dry Horse Shop is a large, dirty-looking cobblershop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, broken windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a giddy drow named Delhiatel Spiritmoon. The cobblershop is known for moderate prices for the goods there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you hear the work of shoes, you see old shoes and bit of leather, and you smell rthymic grinding. There are 3 customers in the cobblershop. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Gutted Dragon Harnesses [+] The Gutted Dragon Harnesses is a large, tidy-looking harness maker. The building faces northeast with a lap board storefront, a roof made from slate, and stained windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a vengeful dwarf named Skarin Greaseyhall. The harness maker is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the harness maker. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Slaughtered Elf Poor House [+] The Slaughtered Elf Poor House is a large, messy-looking almshouse. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by an accusatory dwarf named Snorag Goodrobe. The almshouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There is 1 customer in the almshouse. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Stumpy Crate Mercenary [+] The Stumpy Crate Mercenary is a small, dusty-looking adventurers guild. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, a wood storefront, and no windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a lonely elf named Elartai Longwater. The adventurers guild is known for unreasonable prices for the contracts there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you smell scent of oil, you hear sound of sparring, and you see weapons against the wall. There is 1 customer in the adventurers guild. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.