Welcome to New Edenald Ridge!

Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 696
  • Children: 22.13% (154)
  • Elderly: 17.24% (120)

Racial Breakdown

  • 605 human (86.9%)
  • 42 dwarf (6%)
  • 28 halfling (4%)
  • 12 other (1.7%)
  • 9 elf (1.2%)


  • 6 Districts
  • 30 Businesses
  • 46 Specialists
  • 89 Residences

Summary [-]

New Edenald Ridge is a village in the Britark District with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest village is nominally populated (1,280/sq km), covers 0.54 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 829 meters.

Climate [-]

New Edenald Ridge has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally mild with high variation. Precipitation is massive, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

New Edenald Ridge sees a single star overhead: Sij, an average orange star. New Edenald Ridge also has no moons. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: an imposing galaxy that has been around for only a few years and an imposing asteroid belt that has been around for millenia.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a battered granite rampart that is 3 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.81 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 3 roads leading to New Edenald Ridge; 1 road is major. The city is lined with pristine cobblestone paths in a contour-forming pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, mercy, wealthy, shops, professional, and civic.

Government [-]

New Edenald Ridge is governed through a totalitarian government, where the government subordinates individuals by controlling all political and economic matters, as well as the attitudes, values, and beliefs. The government as a whole is seen as clearly incompetent. Officials in New Edenald Ridge are often seen as on the take and the policies are loved. The political influence of New Edenald Ridge in the region is flourishing due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population stages ineffective protests.

Leader [-]

New Edenald Ridge is ruled by Tyrant Davic Dilter. The Tyrant has been in power far longer than should be allowed and is loved by the people. There is minor opposition to the Tyrant and policies. The right to rule was granted by appointment, and that power is maintained by strict laws and incorruptible guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a grifters, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by jurors, with a common punishment being maiming.

Crime [-]

Crime is unusual. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 1.29% of the population (9 adults).

Military [-]

New Edenald Ridge has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 100 citizens (14.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 38 (5.5%). Of the active duty military, 3 (3.75%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and battered rampart, New Edenald Ridge is moderately fortified. New Edenald Ridge fighters are revered for their use of tridents in battle. They are despised for their frenzied fighting and are considered suitably skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in New Edenald Ridge is currently healthy.

Resources [-]

New Edenald Ridge is known for the following resources:

  • Ancient fruit plantations that are visited frequently by kittens.
  • Tame caterpillar nests that are frequented by unicorns. Mickes Brownden said somoeone said someone found a stash of gold in a nearby pit.
  • A creepy castle inhabited by poisonous dragons that are frequented by vampires.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Long ago, a monster named Ang roamed the fields during a red moon. They say that if you touch it, you will die within 24 hours unless you offer a sacrifice.
  • Long, long ago, a dragon named Goiter stalked the fields. People say that if you confront him, you will be killed unless you answer a riddle.
  • Long, long ago, an old man frequented the town during the summer solstice and was drawn towards misbehaving children. Commoners say that the old man will offer you sweets, then carry you away.
  • Legends tell of Doney's Sandwich, a possessed sandwich with the capability to speak for itself. It has been lost for ages.

Events [-]

New Edenald Ridge is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Need a change of pace? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a secret. Contact Eldo Overwind if intrigued.
  • Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a secret. May include some hazards. Contact Tonarg Headripper.
  • I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Ugan Bearfang to learn more.
  • Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Grimag Lightningchisel.
  • Needed: Need a change of pace? Bounty for rabbits, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Delnalinne Roothunter.
  • A passing Commoner is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ham Cogglefiz.
  • Required: Require an instructor learned in astrology to tutor my child. Must be quick on your feet. Reward available. Contact Dzuezn Braingloom.
  • Require an instructor learned in local lore to tutor my child. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Chief Rugsh Skullcrusher.
  • Bored? I have darkmantles in my basement, plz halp! Guild membership required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Larnalssa Rilynnlight for more information.

People [-]

The people in New Edenald Ridge love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Dronir Wavehelm is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent dyer. He appears grieving.
  • Darelltel Auvreawhisper is a female elf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled spicemerchant. She appears beligerent.
  • Delelllleu Wishrun is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent lumberjack. She appears forbidding.
  • Serborndo Simplegrass is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a mediocre potter. He appears worrying.
  • Gardor Greaseygrave is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled engineer. He appears intimidating.
  • Morgar Feastmead is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent porter. She appears clumsy.
  • Danic Gooder is a female human who is known in the city as being a skilled lumberjack. She appears prejudiced.
  • Joey Kleinliffe is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre bleacher. She appears lovelorn.
  • Amacob Orgirdle is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled specialty smith. He appears lovelorn.
  • El Stoutfield is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled sculptor. She appears clumsy.
  • Jamry Rosenewicz is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a gifted sculptor. She appears unreliable.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Rbet Metaldoom, an exhausted male hobgoblin. He is a monk who is seeking revenge.
  • Elvarlleu Wolfmight, an egotistical androgynous elf. It is an expert who is finding work as a spy.
  • Faetanae Silentcaller, a flirtatious female drow. She is a commoner who is following the voices.
  • Yeral teh Gheal, an unreliable female lizardfolk. She is a rogue who is finding a missing map.
  • Gardal Granitedoor, a pacifistic male half-dwarf. He is an expert who is here to buy slaves.
  • Thzzrc, a deluded female mindflayer. She is a sorcerer who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
  • Balgan Shinycoin, a conspirational male deep dwarf. He is a warrior who is finding work as a spy.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in New Edenald Ridge:

  • The Twisted Octopus Shop [+]
  • The Rusty Rose Inc. [+]
  • The Flaming Crate Inc. [+]
  • The Black Road Inc. [+]
  • The Frosty Flame Temple [+]
  • The Fiery Thug Shoppe [+]
  • The Bottomless Thug Leatherworks [+]
  • The Fumbling Boar Fine Books [+]
  • The Tired Priest Supplies [+]
  • The Glaring Peacock Inc. [+]
  • The Stinking Octopus Sculptures [+]