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Welcome to Lalia Bluff!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 465
  • Children: 13.76% (64)
  • Elderly: 23.23% (108)

Racial Breakdown

  • 336 ogre (72.2%)
  • 95 deep dwarf (20.4%)
  • 14 bugbear (3%)
  • 14 drow (3%)
  • 6 other (1.2%)

Misc.

  • 1 Districts
  • 16 Businesses
  • 21 Specialists
  • 60 Residences

Summary [-]

Lalia Bluff is a hamlet in the Aquigan County with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest hamlet is lightly populated (549/sq km), covers 0.85 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1040 meters.

Climate [-]

Lalia Bluff has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are soft and the temperature is generally chilly with high variation. Precipitation is trivial, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Lalia Bluff sees a single star overhead: Wor, an average white star. Lalia Bluff also has no moons. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: an imposing nebula that has been around for decades.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 3 roads leading to Lalia Bluff; no roads are major. The city is lined with rough dirt tracks in a contour-forming pattern.

Districts [-]

The city includes a trade district.

Government [-]

Lalia Bluff is governed through an ecclesiastical government, where the government administrated by a church.. The government as a whole is seen as ruthlessly effective. Officials in Lalia Bluff are often seen as fair and the policies are honored. The political influence of Lalia Bluff in the region is maturing due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population cowers in fear.

Leader [-]

Lalia Bluff is ruled by Caliph Jo Davsford. The Caliph has been in power for a few months and is hated by the people. There is no visible opposition to the Caliph and policies. The right to rule was granted by consensus, and that power is maintained by strict laws and corrupt guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a racketeers, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served without trial, with a common punishment being torture.

Crime [-]

Crime is rampant. The most common crime is treason. The imprisonment rate is 0.86% of the population (4 adults).

Military [-]

Lalia Bluff has a negative attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 65 citizens (14%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 29 (6.25%). Of the active duty military, 2 (3.5%) are special forces. Due to their negative attitude and lack of defensible wall, Lalia Bluff is suitably fortified. Lalia Bluff fighters are respected for their use of halberds in battle. They are revered for their rigid formations and are considered inadequately skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Lalia Bluff is currently steadfast.

Resources [-]

Lalia Bluff is known for the following resources:

  • Fresh rubber plantations that are visited frequently by witches. Somoeone said someone found bags of emeralds in a tomb nearby.
  • A new gazebo inhabited by tame crows that are visited frequently by townspeople. Ceera said somoeone said someone found a stash of saphires in a nearby pit.
  • An old gazebo inhabited by tame crows that are visited frequently by zombies. Surps said rumors tell of piles of kitten mittens in a tomb nearby.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Legends tell of S'hoorssen's Fiddle, a magical fiddle with the ability to solve any riddle. It was stolen from a locked vault.
  • Some time ago, a dragon named Rap wandered the town. Commoners say that if you caught him, you will die within 24 hours.
  • In the olden days, the constable of Upper Starari lived in harmony. Things were good, but one day a dragon named Khalzor seh Khalzor took over the town. The constable tried to stop the dragon, but failed miserably. Along came a kobold named Gat, who was a sneaky thief. Gat had the thought to slay the dragon by causing a distraction while others struck. When Gat faced the dragon, Gat defeated Khalzor seh Khalzor.
  • Many years ago, an old man lingered in the streets. Some say that the old man will ask for your help, then imprison you.
  • In olden times, the royals of Old Lakestein thrived. Things were good, but one day a minotaur named Khabb Mokkiller slayed a local hero. The royals tried to kill Khabb Mokkiller, but didn't get close. Along came a hero named Shestar Winterwalker, who was an expert bowman. Shestar had an idea to slay the minotaur by using magic to banish it. When Shestar Winterwalker faced the minotaur, Shestar Winterwalker defeated Khabb Mokkiller and rescued the hostages.

Events [-]

Lalia Bluff is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • grigs-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Opportunity to earn a title. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Larhiatars Myrthgrove.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Davic Simonerson.
  • Looking for something new? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Basta Armimane.
  • Needed: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain herbs due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward is a secret. Special attire required. Contact Throzgag Bonekiller if intrigued.
  • Someone stole my valuables. Find the louse, dead or alive. No previous experience required. Reward available. Contact Xromn Oozerot.
  • Needed: brain moles-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will pay in gold. Contact Ilixide.
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen shovel. Must be quick on your feet. Mild danger may be involved. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Balrim Stonefoot for further details.

People [-]

The people in Lalia Bluff love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Tudot Wormgloom is a male bugbear who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned spicemerchant. He appears drunken.
  • Guap Eaglenut is a male ogre who is known in the region as being a decent good samaritan. He appears helpful.
  • Dzueb Evildoom is a female bugbear who is known in the city as being a gifted mason. She appears lonely.
  • Lobin Mithrilfist is a female deep dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled sage. She appears patriotic.
  • Haanalinne Kennyrsworn is a male drow who is known in the city as being a decent sheriff. He appears smitten.
  • Larhialleu Wishears is a male drow who is known in the region as being a mediocre painter. He appears self-obsessed.
  • Elalenaen Gysseblade is a female drow who is known in the region as being a decent barber. She appears fatalistic.
  • Ghaap Bearfang is a male ogre who is known in the world as being a mocked wagoneer. He appears forgetful.
  • Halvarssa Baequisun is a male drow who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled pursemaker. He appears nervous.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Elavartars Nightears, a solemn male elf. He is an aristocrat who is doing something secret.
  • Aiita Greasefiz, a healthy male gnome. He is an adept who is finding work as a merchant.
  • Arnvin Triggerwink, a forbidding male gnome. He is a commoner who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
  • Joe Francfield, a contrarian female lycanthrope. She is a wizard who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Lalia Bluff:

  • The Gutted Hole Harnesses [+]
  • The Victorious Thunderbird Inc. [+]
  • The Grimy Elf Pots [+]
  • The Yellow Ent Dumping Ground [+]
  • The Murdered Halflings Inc. [+]
  • The Laughing Axe Cart Repairs [+]
  • The Drunken Urchin Jewelers [+]
  • The Shining Monkey Shoppe [+]
  • The Wet Princess Butchers [+]