Welcome to Laglade!

Laglade is known for the following resources:

• A cursed battle field inhabited by dangerous beavers that are feared by gru. Rumors tell of a chest containing copper in a nearby pit.
• Magic timber forests that are feared by children. One might find a chest containing emeralds in a dungeon.
• A blessed grave yard inhabited by wild peacocks that are frequented by zombies. Somoeone said someone found piles of iron maidens in a tomb nearby.
• A cursed tower inhabited by dangerous peacocks that are feared by wenches.
• Parrot companies that are visited frequently by kittens. Grumdor Roarboot said the locals speak of a chest containing silver in a tomb nearby.

• I have homuncului in my basement, plz halp! Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Morbin Smokeankle.
• I have brain moles in my basement, plz halp! Will owe you a huge favor. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Shotgbub Backsnapper for more details.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Must submit to background check. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Wizwan Geargauge if intrigued.
• Looking for work? seed spitting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with a land deed. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Tron Armkiller.
• I'm looking for rare toads, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward available. Contact Illnaltars Heartrunner.
• Help Wanted: Bored? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen family heirloom. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Kiap Oxbranch.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome cockatrices required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Wrarc.
• Help Wanted: I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Must be clean. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Elhlak for more information.
• I have giant spiders in my basement, plz halp! Will pay in gold. Contact Yorbul Broadmace.
• Looking for work? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Experienced professionals only. Reward available. Contact Kkasr Greathowl for more details.
• Looking for work? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Mild danger may be involved. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Merth.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Yerzor heh S'hoorssen.
• seed spitting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ugan Oxbranch.
• Help! Seeking inter-planar messenger. Accidental Death insurance required. Will reward you with a land deed. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Danic Davey.
• Bounty for toads, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Special attire required. Contact Kigan Boarsnout.

• Beaxie Gearsprocket is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled brewer. He appears egotistical.
• Ertava Aleanears is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled beer seller. She appears deluded.
• Danic Roberthews is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a mediocre glassmaker. She appears intimidating.
• Drodor Oilsapper is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a renowned mercenary. He appears patriotic.
• Mhokuul Bonebreaker is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a skilled pastrycook. She appears trusting.
• Aleelllleu Lightfire is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a skilled tinker. He appears impatient.
• Jory Chrisield is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a decent soldier. She appears melancholy.
• Bea Tiddlytonk is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled undertaker. He appears melancholy.
• Mick Harerley is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled good samaritan. She appears patriotic.
• Joe Rosesone is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled carpenter. She appears jolly.
• Tomtsy Thermogadget is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled tanner. He appears beligerent.
• Nineno Triggersprocket is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a decent trader. She appears egotistical.
• Ilyvarlleu Kennyrmight is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled bowyer. He appears attentive.
• James Tramman is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled plasterer. She appears mopey.
• Wizxie Wizzfiz is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled glassmaker. He appears treasure-obsessed.
• Don Rosenne is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled bookseller. She appears drunken.
• Ababul Grayvest is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled magic dealer. She appears worrying.
• Chief Midah Bonecrusher The Strong is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned timberwright. He appears conspirational.

• Arbor Blackhunter, a healthy male dwarf. He is a commoner who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Zhodd Bonecrusher, a pacifistic male half-orc. He is a bard who is seeking revenge.
• Gordal Brighthair, a homesick male dwarf. He is a bard who is on a mission from the gods.
• Grumdin Platinumhunter, a vengeful female dwarf. She is a sorcerer who is seeing the world.
• Ninmida Triggerjet, a lovelorn female gnome. She is a druid who is following the voices.
• Skarun Onyxale, a violent female dwarf. She is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.

These establishments worthy of mention in Laglade:

• The Wooden Hatchet Inn [+] The Wooden Hatchet Inn is a small, cluttered-looking inn. The building faces northeast with a masonry storefront, three windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an accusatory dwarf named Barnir Clayshield. The inn is known for varying prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the inn. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Crossed Three Inc. [+] The Crossed Three Inc. is an average sized, filthy-looking wagon yard. The building faces northwest with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from thatch, and three windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an unreliable half-orc named Murut Backnor. The wagon yard is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 5 customers in the wagon yard. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Fermented Widowers Shoppe [+] The Fermented Widowers Shoppe is a large, damp-looking barbershop. The building faces southeast with many windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an authoritarian half-orc named Dav Giacoick. The barbershop is known for varying prices for the a steady hand there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you see somone in a chair covered by towels and a sheet, you smell fear, and you hear someone telling a story. There are 3 customers in the barbershop. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Weary Urchin Rugs [+] The Weary Urchin Rugs is an average sized, dusty-looking rugmaker. The building faces southeast with a bamboo storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an attentive half-elf named Jamic Bernaling. The rugmaker is known for steep prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the rugmaker. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Hilltop Riverside Druggist [+] The Hilltop Riverside Druggist is a huge, packed-looking apothecary. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, a brick storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an efficient gnome named Aimida Greasejet. The apothecary is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell fresh herbs, you see a small boy grinding something into powder in a bowl, and you hear silence. There are 2 customers in the apothecary. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Broken Demon Leatherworks [+] The Broken Demon Leatherworks is a huge, tidy-looking leathershop. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, a brick storefront, and round windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a beligerent dwarf named Throrim Marbletracker. The leathershop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the leathershop. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Worn Greyhound Shrine [+] The Worn Greyhound Shrine is an average sized, neat-looking shrine. The building faces south with tiny windows, a roof made from turf, and a stone storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a battle-ready dwarf named Borbul Gravelhead. The shrine is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the shrine. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Knotted Three Inc. [+] The Knotted Three Inc. is an average sized, packed-looking smithy. The building faces northeast with stained windows, a roof made from tile, and a wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a contrarian gnome named Junva Rocketbolt. The smithy is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 3 customers in the smithy. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Sleeping Dwarves Inc. [+] The Sleeping Dwarves Inc. is a normal sized, dirty-looking workshop. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, clean windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a patriotic dwarf named Balril Coldsmasher. The workshop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see tools and bits of wood lying around, you hear hammering from the back, and you smell sawdust. There are 3 customers in the workshop. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fired Dwarf Shop [+] The Fired Dwarf Shop is a huge, packed-looking barbershop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, small windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a jaded half-elf named Donry Corman. The barbershop is known for reasonable prices for the a steady hand there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you see somone in a chair covered by towels and a sheet, you smell disenfectant, and you hear someone telling a story. There are 3 customers in the barbershop. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Musty Octopus Inc. [+] The Musty Octopus Inc. is a large, dirty-looking tavern. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, a roof made from tile, and a few windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a cautious gnome named Tulva Wizzfuel. The tavern is known for very high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 5 customers in the tavern. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Rusty Jade Inc. [+] The Rusty Jade Inc. is a huge, crowded-looking stable. The building faces southeast with three windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a cautious dwarf named Arorin Starplate. The stable is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the stable. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Glaring Boar Inc. [+] The Glaring Boar Inc. is an average sized, orderly-looking weaponshop. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a wood storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a mopey gnome named Ada Cogglebit. The weaponshop is known for steep prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the weaponshop. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Lascivious Rock Inc. [+] The Lascivious Rock Inc. is a small, tidy-looking smithy. The building faces south with two windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a chatty gnome named Adagles Wobbcog. The smithy is known for varying prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There is 1 customer in the smithy. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Royal Monk Chop House [+] The Royal Monk Chop House is a typical sized, dusty-looking cutlery shop. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, broken windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a nihilistic half-orc named Obgt Neckkiller. The cutlery shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the cutlery shop. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Yellow Turkey Waste Site [+] The Yellow Turkey Waste Site is an average sized, dusty-looking junkyard. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, round windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pious half-orc named Mickey Whiteard. The junkyard is known for very high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the junkyard. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Lecherous Flask Glass Crafters [+] The Lecherous Flask Glass Crafters is a normal sized, messy-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces northeast with a lap board storefront, a roof made from tile, and two windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a self-obsessed half-orc named Ozbd Headcracker. The glassmaker hut is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you smell a burning forge, you see panes of glass and mirrors, and you hear a bellows pumping. There are 2 customers in the glassmaker hut. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Tired Bull Enchanters [+] The Tired Bull Enchanters is a normal sized, smelly-looking alchemy shop. The building faces southeast with a brick storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an apologetic dwarf named Falgar Steelfist. The alchemy shop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you see strange bottles and tubes everywhere, you smell a foul smell, and you hear a dog barking. There are 4 customers in the alchemy shop. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.