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Welcome to Grand Hartpost!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 215
  • Children: 14.88% (32)
  • Elderly: 21.86% (47)

Racial Breakdown

  • 134 lizardfolk (62.3%)
  • 60 minotaur (27.9%)
  • 8 deep dwarf (3.7%)
  • 5 orc (2.3%)
  • 4 ogre (1.8%)
  • 3 hobgoblin (1.3%)
  • 1 other (0.4%)

Misc.

  • 3 Districts
  • 3 Businesses
  • 3 Specialists
  • 26 Residences

Summary [-]

Grand Hartpost is a hamlet in the Ashbe Region with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate hamlet is sparsely populated (364/sq km), covers 0.59 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 866 meters.

Climate [-]

Grand Hartpost has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are breezy and the temperature is generally cold with strong variation. Precipitation is non-existant, and the sky is mostly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Grand Hartpost sees a single star overhead: Nac, an average white star. Grand Hartpost also has no moons. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny pulsar that has been around for millenia.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 5 roads leading to Grand Hartpost; 1 road is major. The city is lined with muddy cobblestone paths in a fragmented parallel pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, wealthy, and middleclass.

Government [-]

Grand Hartpost is governed through an oligarchy, where control is exercised by a small group of individuals whose authority generally is based on wealth or power. The government as a whole is seen as minimally competent. Officials in Grand Hartpost are often seen as upright and the policies are loved. The political influence of Grand Hartpost in the region is improving due to racial tensions. In times of crisis, the population cowers in fear.

Leader [-]

Grand Hartpost is ruled by General Tol Siredrum. The General has been in power for years and is mocked by the people. There is public opposition to the General and policies. The right to rule was granted by force, and that power is maintained through the ignorance of the plebeian society.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a neighborhood watch, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by a magistrate, with a common punishment being torture.

Crime [-]

Crime is unheard of. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 0.47% of the population (1 adult).

Military [-]

Grand Hartpost has a laid back attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 29 citizens (13.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 15 (7%). Of the active duty military, 1 (4.5%) are special forces. Due to their laid back attitude and lack of defensible wall, Grand Hartpost is tolerably fortified. Grand Hartpost fighters are praised for their use of throwing daggers in battle. They are respected for their rigid formations and are considered badly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Grand Hartpost is currently calm.

Resources [-]

Grand Hartpost is known for the following resources:

  • Endangered magic berry patches that are feared by children. One might find a stash of penis sheathes in a tomb nearby.
  • A cursed mine inhabited by poisonous dragons that are hunted by unicorns.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Years ago, a Pooka roamed the countryside once a year. Some say that the Pooka will ask for your help, then eat you.
  • In the days of yore, a wizard named Gararell roamed the swamps during the summer solstice and was drawn towards thieves. Commoners say that if you hear him, you will be stricken deaf.
  • Way back when, a ghoul named Gobal frequented the streets once a year. Villagers say that if you caught her, you will never be seen again.
  • In days gone by, a Boogyman stalked the region. They say that the Boogyman will sneeze three times, then imprison you.
  • In times gone by, an old woman haunted the field and was drawn towards those that have killed innocents. Some say that the old woman will offer you sweets, then sell you into slavery.

Events [-]

Grand Hartpost is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen artifact. Will pay in gold. Contact Illlentel Rilynnstryke.
  • Bounty for derros, dead or alive. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Beautred Earthcaller if interested.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome brain moles required. Reward available. Contact Jo Bartosford for further details.
  • Needed: Need a change of pace? Adept seeks apprentice. Guild membership required. Will reward you with valuable information. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Skarim Ivorymail.
  • Needed: I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Chariglas Summerstar.
  • Someone stole my golden skill. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Kibel Eaglefang.
  • Help Needed: Missing puppy. We suspect rats are the culprit. Will pay in gold. Contact Gkutods Ironcutter if interested.

People [-]

The people in Grand Hartpost love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Xuet Laughkill is a male hobgoblin who is known in the city as being a renowned timberwright. He appears egotistical.
  • Bassoe Wintersoult is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled mason. She appears homesick.
  • Grumgin Blackhammer is a male deep dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled adventurer. He appears helpful.
  • Yerzin fe Khalzor is a female lizardfolk who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre sculptor. She appears smitten.
  • Calider Skysoult is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a skilled trader. She appears quiet.
  • Ghezor ahn Yeral is a female lizardfolk who is known in the world as being a decent carpenter. She appears smitten.
  • Khalal ahn S'heral is a male lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a decent doctor. He appears self-obsessed.
  • Barnir Talonknee is a female deep dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent messenger. She appears thick.
  • Kods Ironhowl is a male hobgoblin who is known in that part of town as being a mocked butcher. He appears jaded.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Amamai Millwill, a thick female halfling. She is a commoner who is finding work as a spy.
  • Co Shadowfox, a homesick male halfling. He is a ranger who is traveling with a circus.
  • Barorin Whitesmith, an efficient male dwarf. He is a druid who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
  • Rhurob Neckbreaker, a quiet female orc. She is a ranger who is finding work as a mercenary.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Grand Hartpost:

  • The Dripping Wig Herbalist [+]
  • The Severed House Candle Maker [+]
  • The Rolling Song Inc. [+]
  • The Vulgar Hops Furs [+]
  • The Blue Skull Scribe [+]
  • The Victorious Goblins Inc. [+]
  • The Drinking Priest Herbalist [+]
  • The Divine Halflings Healers [+]
  • The Gelded Knife Primary School [+]